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| background photo is copyright Kim Anderson |
| Some quotes that I've found that I wanted to share |
| If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle |
| Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -- Phyllis Diller |
| First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet. - Prochnow |
| Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's in trouble. - Dennis Fakes |
| Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective. - P. J. O'Rourke |
| Invest in the future; have a child and teach her well. |
| Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. - James Baldwin |
| When your mother is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" it's best not to answer her. Meghan, age 13 |
| You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you. Jogn, age 12 |
| If your mom picks your clothes and you dislike them, tell her they don't fit. Christie, age 12 |
| When you make a face behind your father's back, he turns around too quick for you to get away with it. Elizabeth, age 12 |
| If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. Parents always catch the second person. Michael, age 10 |
| Parents have eyes in the backs of their heads. Melissa, age 12 |
| Despite all the loving and caring relationships in the world, there is nothing more loving than the feel of my mother's hand on my forehead when I am sick. Rosemary, age 17 |
| You should never tell your friends your parents' nickname for you or you'll never hear the end of it. Jennifer, age 12 |
| Every time you get a good seat at the movies, someone taller comes and sits in front of you. Kari, age 15 |
| You should never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble. Ann, age 15 |
| You shouldn't jump down stairs with your hands in your pockets. Philip, age 11 |
| You shouldn't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Adrienne, age 12 |
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