"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
-Mark Twain
"I love the male body, it's better designed then the male mind"
-Andrea Newman
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
-unknown
"I hate quotations"
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most"
-unknown
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
-Bill Cosby
"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
-Robin Williams
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff"
-Mariah Carey
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"
-Brooke Shields
" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"
-George W. Bush
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March
1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change
in your circumstances."
-Department of Social Services
"I know hard work never hurt anyone, But I'm not taking aby chances"
-Unknown
"sex on the TV is bad...you might fall off!"
-Brian, BSB
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
-Will Rogers
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
-Dick Cavett
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by"
-Douglas Adams
