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| Last we left, Miss Cindy (co-founder of this forum) had just gotten engaged to Wes, and our heroine, Miss Kimmie, was ecstatic; once again hopeful that True Love could find a way! Oh wow...Ronnie and I are still together after almost six months, And what's more, I haven't gotten bored of him...that hasn't happened in...well...ever, I think. At least, not with someone I have actually dated. It's pretty cool...now, the only reason my tummy is turning is because I haven't eaten all day. How can As the Tummy Turns survive without strife? Wow...sorry to bore y'all...but I am JUST SOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!! Does anyone out there have any Sex in the City-esque stories to share? Maybe a First Date from Hell story? 'Cause, I am running on empty here people... I did find some old material when I was cleaning out the Love Letter box last month...but Classic Tummy just sounds so shrewish, like I can't move on...although I must admit, some of that stuff was pretty funny. Like when I found out that my very first real boyfriend was gay...and the fact that it was my mother who told me. Well, we will see...maybe this blog has run it's course... Will Miss Kimmie stay happy with Ronnie? Or will Fate once again put the screws to her love life? Will this forum survive? And has Hell truly frozen over, now that Cindy is married with a baby? Tune in for the next exciting episode of As the Tummy Turns! and As the Tummy Turns: Las Veges Edition! |
| Last we left, our heroine, Miss Kimmie, was ecstatic; once again hopeful that True Love could find a way! I swear I have jinxed myself! Rule #1: Never, EVER meet up with an old boyfriend who tells you he needs "business advice". Rule #2: Never, EVER tell your current boyfriend that you are meeting up with an ex-boyfirend who needs business advice. Maybe it had nothing to do with nothing, but a week later, Ronnie left me - out of the blue. And I do mean out of the blue! I mean, two weeks prior he told me how eager he was to marry me! What gives, guys? So anyway, as you may have guessed if you follow this blog, the "ex" was Michael, the Kevin Bacon lookalike. Still the hottest guy on the planet, even if he is starting to show his age (46). Still a total gigalo...although he did apologize for the way he treated me. He'll always be a great friend, so I can hardly stay angry with him - but I would throw that all away in a heartbeat for another chance with Ronnie. Michael, I love ya, but you are no Ron Zito! So, it has been a horrible 3 and a half months without Ron, and this is such a new experience for me. In the past he would have been but a memory by now, and I would have had left at least three rebound boyfriends in my dust! Have I finally grown up? Have I finally fallen in love, only to realize it too late? And did I throw away the best thing that ever happened to me out of a desire to see Michael, just so I could bitch slap him back to the last century? Maybe I should just join Cindy in Vegas... Will Miss Kimmie's true love return to her? Or will Fate once again put the screws to her love life? Tune in for more exciting webisodes of As the Tummy Turns! |