Top 48 OXYMORONS:

48. Act naturally

47. Found missing

46. Resident alien

45. Advanced BASIC

44. Genuine imitation

43. Airline Food

42. Good grief

41. Same difference

40. Almost exactly

39. Government organization

38. Sanitary landfill

37. Alone together

36. Legally drunk

35. Silent scream

34. American history

33. Living dead

32. Small crowd

31. Business ethics

30. Soft rock

29. Butt Head

28. Military Intelligence

27. Software documentation

26. New York culture

25. New classic

24. Sweet sorrow

23. Childproof

22. "Now, then ..."

21. Synthetic natural gas

20. Passive aggression

19. Taped live

18. Clearly misunderstood

17. Peace force

16. Extinct Life

15. Temporary tax increase

14. Computer jock

13. Plastic glasses

12. Terribly pleased

11. Computer security

10. Political science

9. Tight slacks

8. Definite maybe

7. Pretty ugly

6. Twelve-ounce pound cake

5. Diet ice cream

4. Rap music

3. Working vacation

2. Exact estimate

And the Number one top OXY-Moron

1. Microsoft Works



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