I do not like this not at all.
I do not want to have to call;
I want to use my AOL,
I want to use email as well.

I do not like this Sam I am,
User-friendly is a sham.
If it were friendly you would see,
Tons of email just for me.

AOL has made it plain
Can't get in thru THAT domain,
Techie, techie, help me please,
Now my keyboard's gonna freeze!

What to do, oh what to do,
Like the woman in the shoe,
Here I am stuck as can be,
Help me, help me, set me free!

Here's the kickoff, will I punt?
Only if email's in front.
Course I'd have to get there first,
Yipes I think it's getting worse!

If you decide to answer me,
Must be to MotorMary,
She has come to save the day,
Corrupt email is here to stay.

I'll be with her until such time,
As I see fit to end my rhyme,
When broken email's gone for good,
And things are working as they should.

I know, I know, I have the truth.
Corrupted mail, it is a spoof.
What does it mean?
I'll tell you now... The SysAdmins just don't know how...

To tell you nice, to tell you true,
Corrupted means they have no clue.
So stuck I am, and stuck I'll be,
Email for you but none for me.

-- by Susan Anderson