Automobile Acronyms

AMC

Ain't My Car

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Break My Wallet

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Every Time

DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

¡Dem Ole Dudes Go Everywhere

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD

backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot

First On Recall Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R&D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

Flipp'in Old Rebuilt Dodge

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO

Put IN Transmission Often

PONTIAC

Poor Old New yorker Thinks It's A Cadillac

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless