Bill Gates died and arrived and stood in front of St. Peter at the entrance gate to heaven. St. Peter told Bill that he would be able to choose where he would like to go. Bill thought to himself, "This will be an easy decision". So, St. Peter and Bill were suddenly standing on a beautiful beach with many beautiful women. Bill said to St. Peter, "This must be Heaven?" St. Peter replied no this is Hell. Then the two were standing in a green pasture where it was very peaceful and quiet. Bill again asked, "Is this Heaven?" Yes came the reply. Then Bill said if that is the case, I would rather be in Hell. (POOF) He was gone. Bill found himself in a pit of hot lava, and asked what happened to the beach and the beautiful women? St. Peter replied, "Oh, that was just a DEMO."