| YOU KNOW YOU'RE A JANEWAY-OHOLIC WHEN... -If you haven't had coffee yet that day, no one absolutely no one can come within a 10 mile radius of you without losing their head. -Your dorm room is absolutely covered in Kate/Janeway pics! -You sign your name Capt. Kathryn Janeway on discussion posts...which wouldn't normally be too weird except that it's a disscussion board for a college class. -Just so you outrank another Trekker who thinks he's better than Janeway you change your name from Capt. Kathryn Janeway to Adm. Kathryn Janeway, because you know that it's gonna happen eventually. And begin signing your name as such on the discussion board of aforementioned college class. -Your cell phone has the name KJaneway. -Your answering machine message says: You have reached the bridge of the U.S.S. Voyager, Capt. Kathryn Janeway is on an away mission, but you can leave a message and she will get back to you as soon as she's able. -You successfully achieve Janeway's hairstyle, and go around telling everyone, "Look at my hair, it's exactly like Capt. Janeway's!" Then proceed to your Janeway wall and show them that it is! -You compare things that happen in real life to things Janeway has done. -Your friends try to hypnotize you to hate Janeway, but it doesn't work. -You answer to the name Kathryn or Captain -All of your screen names and other sign in names etc. all have Janeway, or kjaneway or kathrynjaneway... -You walk like Janeway, it's all about the purposeful stride thing. -You randomly quote Janeway...because after all I am Janeway. -You look up at the clouds and exclaim, "There's coffee in that nebula!" -Every lizard you see you start talking to, thinking it's your spirit guide. -You plan on naming your first child Kathryn YOU KNOW YOU'RE A J/CER WHEN... -You've watched Resolutions so many times you can recite the whole thing backwards and forwards, you tried upsidedown and sideways, but the tape broke. -You felt Chakotay's pain when Janeway kept dying, and you personally wanted to be there to comfort him. -You have an utter disgust and hate for Brannon Braga. -Every love song you listen to you can tie to the J/C relationship. -You write J/C fan fic. -You want to kill Brannon Braga. -You own a Janeway doll and a Chakotay doll and you have them displayed in different loving ways each week. Except when your roomies hide the dolls from you because they are sick of the dolls lovey dovey behavior. -When J/C held hands on the bridge in Unimatrix Zero I you ran around screaming and cheering and declared that day a national holiday. -You want to kill Kellin, Kasyshk, Riley, Jaffen, and Seven, and everyone else that J/C has ever cheated on each other with. -Torcher to you is every single C/7 scene on continuous loop. -You read J/C fan fic just to remind you that yes J/C is out there! REASONS WHY WILLIAM HAS JUST GOT TO BE MULDER'S SON -If he isn't there's going to be a revolt! -Come on don't you see the resemblance to David Duchovny...what's that you say, he looks more like A.D. Skinnner?! Okay I kill you now! -Why else do you think Scully wanted to find Mulder so bad...okay so SHE loves him too, but you can't have a kid growing up without a father! -Why else do you think that all the alien clones wanted to witness the birth, Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are Gods and this is their child. -Who else's kid could it be...Krychek's? Don't make me hurl. -What else could possibly drive Mulder away from Scully except fatherhood!!!!!!!!! -WE HAVE PROOF! Nuff said! (If you don't know what I'm talking about you didn't watch Trust No 1) More To Come Later, Stay Tuned! Return Home |