After a complex legal battle with our record company, In Loco Parentis was finally released today, much to the delight of the local dairy farm.
January 11, 2003
K-JAK have announced the arrival of a new member, keyboardist Max Olander. He is looking forward to play for K-JAK.
December 21, 2002
K-JAK have finished recording "In Loco Parentis" and will be released shortly.
November 17, 2002
K-JAK have released the Rakemon single today.
November 15, 2002
Karl Fleishfuhr was selected as the new producer for K-JAK.
November 14, 2002
Bob Svenkoewsky was gunned down as he was leaving a party last week in LA. We offer our condolances to his family and dog. We will be looking for a new producer.
October 23, 2002
The Chicken Weiner Single was released today.
October 8, 2002
Marc Foxtail was shot dead in a prison riot.
The "Chicken Wiener Single" is
released as his memorial.
August
The "Chicken Weiner Single" will be released shortly.
July
Marc Foxtail has resigned as manager of the band. We wish him the best of luck in Germany.
June 25, 2002
"Soliloquy To A Beaver" was
Written and recorded today.
June 10, 2002
-"Chicken Weiner" Was written
and recoreded today
April 21, 2002
-"Lensflare" was written and
recorded today
April 20, 2002
-New pages added.
April 19, 2002
-Website created.
-"Ballad Of Bill Clinton" was written and recorded today.
Timmothy McCain: It's like bieng shot out of a cannon, into a brick wall then bursting through the other side and finding a chocolate monkey the size of a tomato right in your lab. IT ROCKS!!!!
2. Where do you want to be a year from now personally?
Timmothy McCain: I want to be a crazed and forgotten bum, begging for food or money on the side of the street like my inspiration Hank Williams. Then I'd Scream at and pee on passing by cars. NO ONE WOULD MESS WITH ME!!!
3. Do you do any recording on your own?
Timmothy McCain: We do ALL recording on our own, We don't need no high and mighty recording managing guy bossing us around and telling us to wash his car and stuff. WE ROCK!!! K-JAK!!
4. Do you desire to come up with a new form of music or do you like safety in numbers?
Timmothy McCain: K-Jak is always tyring new genre's and music types, and we rock at all of them! There is nothing we can't do!
5. How important do you think tour support is?
Timmothy McCain: Very Important.
6. Are there any established artists with whom you would like to collaborate?
Timmothy McCain: K-Jak doesn't look for other bands, they look for K-Jak! Though we do have a strong alliance with 5 hunchbacked Corn Removers! THEY ROCK!!
7. Have you ever paid for advertising for the band?
Timmothy McCain: BLASPHEMY! How dare you claim that K-Jak s ignorant enough to spend money, We've never spent a dime and never will! Mwa ha ha ha!
8. What made you want to pursue songwriting?
Timmothy McCain: I got interested in songwriting when I was practicing for my colledge art exam. I realized that if I was so good at art that I must also be good at everything else, at that time I first heard what was later described to me as music so I started a band just to show everyone that I ROCK!!!
9. What is your favorite song on the radio?
Timmothy McCain: Radio? umm... K-JAK ROCKS!!!!!
10. Give us a run down of your audio equipment:
Timmothy McCain: We have a microphone and a computer, and a bass guitar, and a guitar, and drums, and we might buy a keyboard for Louis Desquios eventually.
11. What are your plans for the future with your band?
Timmothy McCain: WE HAVE GOT BIG PLANS!!! YEAH!! WE'LL BLOW YOUR MIND!!! WE'LL HAVE A CD!!! AND OTHER STUFF!!! YEAH!!!!!
12. What do you like most about being an INDE artist?
Timmothy McCain: INDE?!?!?! we are not International Nit-wits Destroying Elves. How dare you make such and accusation.
13. Do you feel that "underground" is just a marketing term like anything else?
Timmothy McCain: YEAH!!!! GO TO OUR STORE!!! go to http://funky.as/kjak and look for the store link.
14. Where would you want to be musically say a year from now?
Timmothy McCain: K-Jak is already at the top so the only place to go from here is... HIGHER!!!!!!!!! WE'LL ROCK EVEN MORE!!! AND WE'LL NEVER STOP!!! EVEN WHEN WE BECOME OLD FAT AND MUSICALLY DERELICT!!! WE'LL NEVER STOP!!! NEVER!!!
15. How big of an impact do you think the underground, indie scene has on the current pop culture?
Timmothy McCain: Ohhh... Indie... I misunderstood the question before, you should learn how to spell, sheesh.