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| Timmothy McCain - Lead Vocals Timmothy McCain was born in Kentucky. He became interested in music when he was practicing for his colledge art exam. He started K-Jak to pay off his gambling debts. Larry Arthur - Drums Larry Arthur met Timmothy McCain while serving in the Lousiana State Correctional Institute for indecent exposure. He devoted the rest of his life to playing the drums for K-Jak. Robert King - Bass/Backup Vocals Robert King was born and raised on a farm in Iowa, where he raised pigs and sold them to the local farmers market. In seventh grade he knew what his future was when he stumbled across Timmothy McCain who showed him that you don't need drugs to have a good time. Hank Williams - Guitar Hank Williams was a drunken low life living in the alley behind Burger King until Timmothy McCain, who desperatly needed a guitarist, invited him to join K-Jak. Louis Desquois - Keyboard Louis Desquois was raised in France until he was deported at the ripe young age of 17. He later settled in the United States where he was nearly run over by a very drunken Timmothy McCain who invited him to join K-Jak to prevent a lawsuit. |
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| Former Manager: Marc Foxtail (Deceased) |
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| Marc Foxtail was the former guitar player of the Hardcore punkband "The Fucking Dead Rabbits" until he destroyed the stage on their 100th concert. He was arrested after he peed on a police cop and came to jail in texas. He was the leader of the jail orchestra and for 3 months, he was again free. He managed "K-Jak" and still suffered under huge drug and alchohol problems. He loved sniffing glue. He was shot dead when a prison riot got ugly. |
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| Timmothy Larry Robert Hank Louis McCain Arthur King Williams Desquois |
| Water Boy/Stool Pidgeon/New Manager: Costello Blackwater |
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| Costello Blackwater was a drunken street sweeper with no end in sight to his painful and pathetic struggle that he called his life. That is until he recived a water bucket for his eleventh birthday, and haplessly stumbled upon Timmothy McCain who happened to be very thirsty. Timmothy saw great potential in this small ugly child and decide to give him a job with K-Jak. Mostly out of pity. Later, Marc Foxtails death added manager to his list of duties. |
| Max 'Olander - Keyboard <NEW!> Max 'Olander was a very unpopular child who washed peoples beards on the street in exchange for sandwiches. That is until he met K-Jak during thier Top Secret Ireland Tour, he beat all members of K-Jak in a drinking contest and was declared a member on the spot. He now gets up to two meals a day. |
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