The MO ...



When the Federal Reserve needs money, they call MO.

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"MO and golf course sprinklers don't mix." --- Don't try to figure it out.

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Congrats: Here's the big news... hold on to your shorts... MO bowled a perfect game. HE's DA' MAN !!!


Some vacation pictures ...
Picture taken at the AIRPORT
Picture taken in LAS VEGAS
Picture taken while CAMPING



MO's favorite...
Battleship: ... USS Missouri "the Mighty MO"
Music Label: ... Motown
Haircut: ... Mohawk
Tooth: ... Molar
Time measure: ... A Moment
Vehicle: ... Moped, it's a speed thing.
Animal: ... Mole
Fabic: ... Mohair
Syrup: ... Molasses
Viewing Movies: ... Using a VCR with Slow Motion
Baseball player: ... Japanese sensation, NOMO
Stooge: ... Larry  "???"
Favorite chore: ... Mowing
Sound: ... Moan

OTHER FAVORITES:
College: ... We can't list it. We could get sued.
Color: ... Purple
Sport: ... Bowling
TV show: ... Unsolved Mysteries
Song: ... Joe Crocker's, Cry me a River
Vacation Spot: ... the Wailing Wall
(Need I say more!)





People ask what is a MO moment? ..... Let's say you need to go two different directions at the same time and cannot make up your mind. --- That's a MO moment.



Okay, this is the last time ...
Last time MO drove the family VAN
Last time MO ran with the bulls in PAMPLONA
Last time MO made some homemade BREW





AND NOW, A SHORT CONVERSATION WITH MO...
MO: Let's have breakfast Saturday, in 2 weeks.
YOU: Okay, that's fine. I'll let everybody know.
(Thursday, just before the Saturday, you call MO to remind him.)
YOU: MO, we still on for breakfast?
MO: What?
YOU: Breakfast, you know! You called me wanting to get together!
MO: When?
YOU: Saturday, the usual time. (Sound of aspirin rattling in bottle.)
MO: I can't remember all my appointments I make.
YOU: (Swallowing aspirin) MO? Well, you coming?
MO: I guess, I'll check if we're free?
YOU: (More aspirin) You better, I called everyone.
MO: I gotta go.
YOU: (Moaning) Bye.








Sig looked at MO's page, he couldn't figure it out.


"I need some aspirin."

EXIT




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