Today's shopping tip: You can get nice shoes for $1.00 at the bowling alley.
Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead." How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? Seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools! What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries. Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,"Got any I.D.?" driver replied, "Bout wut?" Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! - up in flames and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them. A new law recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister. Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: 1. All the DNA is the same. 2. There are no dental records.
