The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon .. I was in a great mood .. and then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?' . . and that's when the fight started.
