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| S'mores these are people who deny that they are poptarts. these people were cool to us so we asked if they were poptarts and they said no. these people are now odd little chipmunks. we further more do not like these people anymore. |
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| the first s'more is cory hershberger. he's a real retarted prep. we personaly do not like him. he's a jackmonkey. he's evil and i don't think that you would want to run into him in a dark alley. he can be kinda scary. wahhhhh. its creepy. anyways. no one likes him so stay away from him!!!!! sorry to say we currently have no picture of him |
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| the second poptart is john roth. he is karie's ex-boyfriend. he is kinda cool, so we asked if he was a poptart. he said no. thus he is an evil s'more and a major jackmonkey. he bites monkey dick. and we've seen it too. <----This is John. |
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| the next category is the de-iced poptarts. or the poptarts with no icing, these are former poptarts gone bad. no one likes these people. there are quite a few of these but we kinda forgot most of them. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| our first one is clay moye. if you know this dude you are insane and you might agree with us that he's a jackmonkey. cuz he is. but if you like this dude you are insane. you need to be in a mental hospital. and then you must be a de-iced poptart. this makes you evil and stupid so stay away from us!!!!!!!!!!!. No pic of him either. |
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| the next is cricket. this is karie's dog. why is a dog a de-iced poptart??? because he peed on her rollerblades!!! plus when we asked him if he was a poptart he didn't answer so he's not. he's not a grape poptart. we do not like the dog. hes a butt. He is too ugly to put on our website. |
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| the next category is muffin. this isn't really a poptart but this is a special person. there is only one muffin. he is really nice to us and he lets us hang out with him. hes too special to be a grape poptart. so he is a muffin. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| andrew is the muffin man. the muffin man, the muffin man. guess what? we know a MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| the next category is the strawberry poptart. There is only one strawberry poptart. That is JAKE! jake is the awsome dude that is in our youth group. he reminds tina of billy rowen. yup yup. so therefore jake is cool and plus he wanted to be the strawberry poptart. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jake has an orange hat. Jake has blondeish-brown hair. Jake has glasses. Jake is awesome. Jake is a poptart, a strawberry one at that. So therefore jake is special. ROCK ON JAKE! ROCK ON JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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