Things not to say when being pulled over.
You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
"Bad Cop! No Donut!"
You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed
When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the camcorder.
Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
Want to race to the station, Sparky?
On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!
I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?
Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job |
