Enemy of the states.
The phone rings ant the FBI headquaters.
"Hello"?
"My neighbor john smith is an enemy of the state. He is hidnig uncut diamonds in his woodshed."
"We'll take notice of this sir."
The next day, the FBI go to Smith's house, they search the woodshed breaking and smashing every peice of wood in the shed and come out empty, apologize to Smith and leave.
The phone rings at the smiths house.
"Hello, John! Did the FBI come."
"Yes"
"Did they break up your firewood?"
"Yeah they choped the hell ot of it "
" Good now its your turn to call, I need my vegetable patch plowed."
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