Bumper stickers
-Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-When everything comes your way your in the wrong lane.
-Everyone has photographic memory but not everyone has film.
-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont.
-Honk if you love peace and quiet.
-On the other hand... you have differnt fingers
-Earth is full go home.
-This isnt an office its hell with flurecent lighting.
-Did the aliens forget to remove your anal-probe.
-Alow me to introduce my selves.
-Adult child of alien invaders.
-Here i am now what are your other two wishes.
-Not all women are annoying ..some are dead.
-Does this condom make me look fat.
-How do i set a laser printer to stun
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