I request a 3 day pass.
An isreali soldier who just enlisted asked the commanding officer for a 3-day pass. The commanding officer says "are you crazy?, you just joined the army and you already want a 3day pass? you must do something really spectacular for that recognition"! So the soldier comes back the next day with an Arab tank. The co was so impressed he asked how he had done it. "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!" |