10 ways to cause havok in a mall
1 - Put boxes of condoms in other peoples carts when there not looking.
2 - Set all the alarm clocks to go of in 15 minute intervals throughout the day.
3 - Make a trail of orange juice leading to the restrooms.
4 - Challenge other customers to a duals with tubes of gift-wrap.
5 - Move the (caution wet floor) signs to carpeted areas.
6 - Look right into a security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
7 - Ask other customers if they have a grey cupon.
8 - Dart around the place while humming the theme to 'Mission Impossible'
9 - Go into a dressing room and yell really loudly, Were out of toilet paper in here!
10 - When an announcment comes over a loud speaker, assume the fatal position and scream No!.. Its those voices again!.! |
