It's not easy being a Wabbit, one time it was, but now, no, it's not easy being me. You see, one day I was late for a very important meeting with the Queen of Hearts, you know how angry she can get, so I was in a rush...that's when I discovered I had a stalker. Yes, even wabbits get stalked. At first, I had thought the little blonde girl was just going in the same direction as me...but soon I found she was following me. I'm not sure if she was attracted to my white fluffy tail, or, maybe it was just the way I ate a carrot, I'm not sure, but, my life has been ruined ever since. Please, if you see Alice, tell her to leave the wabbit alone.