Well Im back for that bitch ass! I have been so busy I dont know where to start. Anyways me and me mate aaron from the big B caught a bus to Bowan from Brissy and it took 20 hours. What a bloody mission. None the less we made it! On the way we greased up a few birds and got knowwhere! well us beachlands boys are mongrels anyway. saw a fat guy working the grill at a truckstop which i thought was funny as fuck! anyways The place im staying is real classy and all. Top Bunch of lads and dames. Well on the first night a Maori bloke came in and brought 2 Slabs of Beer and we all got trashed. He even had a punch up with a few Abbos!! But anyways he has left now. Cheers Ugene for the laughs and Beers!!!
Well Ive only worked 2 days this week! A bit of a downer but shit happens. worked 9 hours and got a whopping 120 dollars! Shit working in the farms is a crack up especally kicking the crap outta cane toads!
Alot of Poms where we are even a few birds from Essex and we all know about those Essex girls!!! Met a few great lads. Sam the Pikey, Ian , Ali, Carrie and claire and the new love of my life Akiko! Well not really the love of my life but a good reason to visit Japan again. She's pretty keen on me tho! All the lads have tried cracking on to her but she won't have a bar of it. Along walks Anthony dropping a few lines and bingo! She wont leave me alone!
Well what can I say about bowan? Well its a bit like Beachlands only bigger! And Mullets are everwhere! Blokes and Ladies with em! its fucken scary! Also id like to point out that Bowan has the higest rate of unsolved murders in the country! probably died from boredom! Any ways I hope you all are purcaseing those BACK OF THE Y videos from Danny Parker! Support our local content! All the backpackers here have thrashed the shit outta my video! Its a good sign!
Well my mate AAron got his ass kicked out of where we are staying yesterday from bringing back a few birds from the pub with another Kiwi lad Simon. There was an uproar from the manager and all sorts of shit. Of course the all were pissed! Anyways I havn't seen him for a little while!

Well I better jet and try and hook up with some neden!
Anthony

Well Lads and Dames.....
Its been a while since I last wrote but there hasn't been much to update in my eyes! Well I have been busy on a pumpkin farm. Its a bloody hard job and Im coming home pretty tired. But it is worth it tho. I have seen some good friends go who I will miss. Ian the drunk prick from St Arbans, Jodi and Emma from Essex and thats a joke on its own! And Aki from Tokyo, I will remember you all! Anyways on the work front im working with some of my mates: Sam the Pikey, Simon the kiwi, and Baz who is always on the earn! Aaron has toned down a little! But not much. haha Beachlands boys in the finest. Anyhow work has been interesting without a boss around and working with 2 boys aged 17! One is a relative of the farmers who seems to have a PHD in swearing! He is quite a laugh and all. But I seem to have been given the great job most of the days driving the tractor while the others pick the punkins! So its a little easier. I almost shit my pants when I saw my first snakeskin in the patch! I have also seen a few redback spiders! Im having a great time on the beers with everyone in the backpackers. Every Friday has been a blurry mess! and I found that out last friday when being pissed as hell getting pulled over by the police and given a ticket for 75 dollars for "drinking in a public place" and thats all Ill say about the matter! Its a long story but thats really the guts of it! I was gonna scan a copy of the ticket for the site. I will in a few days or so. Oh and I finally saw Mulholland Drive! That david lynch film I have been dieing to see! Well it wasn't no Twin Peaks but it had the potential to be! I loved it all the same! You gotta check it out! Oh and then there was the problem with my email! Now fuck knows what happened I always log off at the cafe but ill be fucked to know what happened but some how some asshole had gotten into my account and blocked everyone in my address book! But its all sorted so email away. Well I hope it is! I hope to hear from you all soon and remember:
"DANNY PARKER IS GOD"

Anthony ( oh ive heard DEJA VOODOO will be gigging soon around NZ so make sure you go see them!) No excuses!

15.8.02

Hello slags and geeza's
Im back finaly! Well what can i say Im feeling a bit shitty about missing that DEJA VOODOO concert but oh well what can I do! I hope you all will attend. Anyhow Things have been ticking over here nicely well sort of Bowen is still a hole but I have been working my ass off and have been pretty tired recently and run down. But I have seen stuff here I cant believe! A guy I work with mounted a rotten pumpkin!!!!! Jeezuz It was funny! I have been told that snakes are around soon so yesterday I was working in a field with weeds up to my neck and I couldn't see the ground and I was really fucken scared! But other than that I want to let everyone im fine. Well friday nights have been really nice hitting the beers with the crew from the backpackers last weekend I was so drunk I passed out on the corner of the road by the backpackers and Aaron had to carry me home. Talk about being royally wankered! I dont remember much of the night but everyone said I was on form with humour and trying to hook some birds! It didn't work! Oh by the way I have met some great people named " Steve the Knacker" Helen and Jemma, Vince and Chopper, Nicky and Craig, Sorry bout the drag on but they have all seen my site and gave me assholes for not saying anything about them! It has been bloody hot here around 28 degrees. I hope to be home soon but im very unsure when. but keep dropping those pimpin emails I love hearing from you all. I promise to stick up some jpegs soon so keep posted. The pics are straight mackin'
Laters
Anthony