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One spooky nite robin and kosui was walking through a forest, thick with fog.

Kosui: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! i cant see my brain in this fog!

Robin: u dont have a brain and besides, no one can SEE their brains

Kosui: oh, yer no fun fish man!!!!!!!!!!

Just then, a howl from a wolf filled the air. This frightened Robin and Kosui. A sudden chill came down their backs making them walk faster.

Kosui: hurry, hurry!!!!!!!

Robin: man, this bag o money is really heavy!!!!!!!

Kosui: did u hear that?!

Robin: hear what?!

Kosui: i heard a russle in those bushes!

Robin: shut up! yer making me nervous!!!!!!!

They came to a sudden halt, stareing at the bushes, expecting a surprize...a BAD surprize...
Kosui tugged and held on Robin's shirt. Shivering and whimpering in fear, robin stared at the bushes, hopeing this wasnt his day to die
Just then a giant fish with arms and legs jumps out of the bush.

Robin&Kosui: AHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

Fishman: Rugumomogugu...!!!!! *pokes the humans with spear handle*

Robin: start using his handle instead of my sword kosui...

Kosui: SHUT UP!

Robin: ok...go away fish man

Fishman: RAGABUGUMA!!!!! *pulls out giant axe and chases humans with it*

Robin and Kosui: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

the 2 heroes trips on a log and falls down into a pit. They Fainted. When Robin opened his eyes, he saw a beautiful girl in a white dress.

Mystirious Girl: Are you ok...?

Robin: *holds his head* oww....*sits up* where's kosui...?

Kosui: *eats cake very loudly* cake cake cake cake!!!

Mysterious girl: o how rude of me! **she un-covers her white cover from her head** my name is serena.

Robin: **is so amazed at her beauty**

Kosui: <rolls her eyes>

Robin: **stands up and gets closer to serena** so....u come here often?

Serena: i live here..

Robin: DOH! >_<

Robin slowly puts his arm around serena, bringing them closer together and signaled Kosui to get out of the room. Kosui groaned and muddered "player" and strolled out of the room.
As kosui looked though the village, she noticed that there werent any valuble stuff around. "what a dull place" she said under her breathe.

Kosui: hey you! got any money?

Young 6 year old: nope. Ogaganaz took it all.

Kosui: who is Ogaganaz?

Young 6 year old: he is the fish monster who sacrifices female virgins to his master, the king of the sea

Kosui: Does the fish monster look like a giant fish with arms and legs?

Young 6 year old: Yesh. He smells bad too

Kosui: so...he would kidnap me n stuff?

Young 6 year old: Yesh

Kosui: eep...

*back at the cave thingy*

Robin: So....you live with anyone else?

Serena: My mother used to live with me....she died though...

Robin: Oh....

Robin: you must feel pretty lonely

Serena: not really...the villagers are nice. I go over to the village and have a picnic there sometimes.

Robin: oh...you wanna come with Kosui n Me?

Serena: I dont know...im the only healer in town. what if somebody gets hurt?

*ppl in the village screams*

Robin: What the hell!?

*at the village*

Kaino, being mistakened as a female virgin, was picked up by the fish monster and the other villagers ran in circles, running for their lives.

Kaino: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! for the last time, i'm not a girl, u stupid monster! and i fucked once before so put me down!!!!!

Fish thingy: oooooo...nice...soft skin..erm i mean, GUMWABUHBUHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!**Pinches kaino's butt cheak**

Kaino: OW! u son of a..

Kosui: put'em down, fish dude...**glares deeply at the fish thingy..**

Robin and Serena ran out of the cave to check what was going on. They found out soon enuff.

Robin: holly hell! put down dat girl u monster!

Serena: um...thats a boy...kaino is a boy..

Robin: whoops! my bad!

Since the fish monster refused to put kaino down, Kosui was forced into battle! She drew her staff and aimed it at the monster! DESTRUCTO BEAM!!!! Suddenly, a blue transparent beam came out of her staff and hit the monster in the eye, making gooey yellow stuff come out of its socket.
The monster screamed in fear and ran towards the mountains, still holding kaino in its arms. Robin, serena and Kosui gave chase and started off to the mountain too.

Kosui: grrrrr!!!!! once i get that fish i'll cook it and...uh...whack it on dolphines!

Serena: **whispers to robin** is she mental?

Robin:**whispers back** she sure is

*Mean while, serena was having trouble climbing up the mountain because she was wearing dress and high heels.

Serena: i hate mountain climbing

Robin:Get use to it. we still have a long way to go.

Kosui: hungry....hungry.....hungry...

Robin: YOU JUST ATE!

Kosui: SHUT UP! MAGIC TAKES ALOT OF ENERGY!!!

Serena: Can you two please stop fighting?

Robin: whatever....

Kosui: look! there he is!

Fish Man: ahhh...there's the shrine...do not worry little girl...you well be our next lucky guess to visit the Sea God.

Kaino: IM NOT A GIRL OR A VIRGIN!!!

The Fishman and Kaino enters the shrine. Robin, Kosui, and Serena Follows them. Inside was a statue of a giant Sea Creature and there were many young girls
dead. hanging from ceiling

Robin: oh my god....

Kosui: eww..!!

Serena: how cruel...

Robin runs up to the fish man and slashes it with a Tiamat Sword. It doesnt effect it.

Fishman: HEHEHEHE!! if you wanna kill me you'll need to use the legendary sword of light!

Robin: ok then...*blade drops off of sword handle

Kosui: what the hell are you doing!? you're making things worse!!!

Robin: i know what im doing...*points the handle at the fishman*

Fishman: *laughs loudly* im so scared!

Robin: SHIKADIO! *Light Energy comes out of the handle shape of blade. it stabs the fish man

Fishman: AGH!!!!!!! *turns into dark spirit and dissapears*

Serena: **bows to robin** o great warrior! o mighty one, u have saved our people! how ever shall we pay u?

Robin: 0_o

Kosui: (lemme guess...robin is gonna ask for a kiss..)

Robin: well well well, i would like sumthing soft on the cheak...

Serena gently kisses robin on the cheak and he blushes, making his neck and face different colors of red.

Serena: hee hee...

Kosui: gawd....geesh...

Kaino: i wanna pay kosui wit a kiss!!!!!

Kosui: drop dead! <slices kaino in half and he dies>

Serena and Robin: KOSUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kosui: whoops. My bad....Anyways, we really need a boat to get out of this island. do u have any availible, serena?

Serena: yes, yes! i'll give u one of the finest!

Robin: horray!

Robin and Kosui quickly got on the boat and waved at the island goodbye. Serena was heart brokened...and she swam towards the boat and got on.

Serena: i want to go with u!

Kaino: me too!

Kosui: hey, i thought i killed u.

Kaino:............anyways....

Kosui: "groans" o well, buttered toast n gravy!