the perfect guy is mr potato head becoz he's tanned cute and if he looks @ anotha gurl u can rearange his face
please tell ur pant its not polite to point
ur lips keep movin but all i hear is blah blah blah
mom said neva take kandi from stranga's...but stranga's have da best kandi
i wanna die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep, not screamin and yellin like da passenga's in his ka
my mind doesn't wonder sometimes it leaves completly
i 8 mah homework.. cuz it was a peice of cake
damn i'm good in bed... i can sleep 4 dai's
if it looks lyk a duck, smells lyk a duck and quacks lyk a duck... then its definetly not a dog
DROPT ON ME HED WEN I WUZ A KID!
smile... it scares da shit outa people
if @ 1st u dont succeed, den ski divin isn't 4 u
whoeva said nothin is impossible should try slammin a revolvin door!
OCCIFER! i swear to drunk im not god!
its not when animals attack its when stupid ppl get bit
u n0 ur drunk wen u fall 0ff da floor
if da world didn't suck we'd all fall off
i may be fat but ur ugly... and i CAN lose weight
da road is full of flat squirrels who couldn't make up dere minds
