a few beers short of a 6 pack
the cheese slid off her craka
a few fries short of a happy meal
not the sharpest knife in the draw
forgot to pay his brain bill
all foam to beer
not the brightest crayon in da box
sag... ur it
pin da hair piece on the bald guy
musical reclina's
hide and go pee
when it rains y don't don't sheep shrink?
watt does cheese say when it gets its foto taken?
how did the get off the grass sign s get dere?
how do u tell when ur out of invisible ink?
watt do sheep count when they can't sleep?
da lighta was invented b4 da match
a prego goldfish is called a twit
toupes 4 dogs r sold in tokyo
in maine its allegal 4 a cop to give sum 1 a ticket den say have a nice day
no words in da english language rhyme with orange and silver and purple
an iraqi terrorist sent a letter bomb and it got sent back and he forgot it was the bomb and opened up..of course he was blown up
orda a burga wif out pickles and when u get da burga sit down and take a bite and then say where r my pickles and demand 2 speak to da powerpuff gurls
scream ur ordas at unsuspecting workers
orda a drink dump it on ur head and walk out quickly
on a bar of dial soap- use like regular soap(what other way is there?)
on da bottem of a tesco tiramisu dessert- do not turn upside down (its a bit late don't u fink)
on nytol sleeping aid- may cause drowsiness(1 would hope)
on a rowenta iron- do not iron clothes on body
most brands of christmas lights- for indoor and outdoor use only
on a japanese food processer- not 2 b used 4 the other use( aren't u a little bit curious
salisbury peanuts- may contain nuts
on a child superman costume- the wearing of this garment does not enable u to fly
on a swedish chainsaw- do not try to stop chain saw with hands
on a bag of fritos- u could b a winner no purcuse nessicery details inside
boots CHILDRENS cough medicine- do not operate heavy machinery or drive after taking this
on a ride sign- children under 8 and deformed man ride free
