FUNKY CATEGORIZATION PAGE!!
Allow me to explain, even though there's not much to explain... You know what? Let me give them to you first... and THEN explain it? Okay? Okay.
TYPES OF FICS/WARNING TYPES CORRESPONDING ITEM
Lemons....................................................................................................................Toaster (makes Toast)
Limes.......................................................................................................................Toaster Oven (makes ?)
Humor.....................................................................................................................Blender (makes smoothies)
Horror......................................................................................................................Apples
Suspense.................................................................................................................Strawberry
Romance..................................................................................................................Coconut
Crossover..................................................................................................................Pluot
Angst........................................................................................................................Cherry
Short-story...............................................................................................................Grape
Parody......................................................................................................................Asian Pear
Yaoi..........................................................................................................................Tangerine
Shounen-ai..............................................................................................................Nectarine
Yuri..........................................................................................................................Banana
Shoujo-ai.................................................................................................................Passion Fruit
Song........................................................................................................................Kiwi
Sap/Fluff.................................................................................................................Avocado
One-shot.................................................................................................................Blueberry
PWP (Plot? What Plot?)............................................................................................Pomegranate
AU (Alternate Universe)...........................................................................................Pineapple
Non-canon/Odd coupling........................................................................................Starfruit
Canon/Normal Coupling.........................................................................................Peach
Death......................................................................................................................Blackberry
All are subject to change.... Except cherries/angst. I will accept suggestions for any others as well.
Alright
then, say you want to make a humorous SM/GW crossover with a bit of lime lemon
(because I don't know what toaster ovens make yet, and frankly, I don't write
limes)...(just for example, so you can see the FULL effect of rating things this
way) You would say it like this:
SM/GW toasted pluot smoothie.
...and that basically how you do it, if there's more warnings you want to put, you just put it between "toasted" and "smoothie". *shrug* So now, hopefully, you understand! YAY!! Now get back to the fics!