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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." ~Albert Schweitzer
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." ~Faith Resnick
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." ~Anonymous
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." ~Anonymous
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." ~Colette
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." ~Anonymous
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." ~Ellen Perry Berkeley
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." ~Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~Anonymous
"Mom, can Bobby and me roll the camping trailer over Mrs. Johnson's cat?"
"Remember your grammar, dear. You mean: 'Can Bobby and I roll the camping trailer over Mrs. Johnson's cat?' Of course you can, but be home by dinnertime."-Dave Barry
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