| "So, I was using this new shampoo and- OMG! Spiderman and Batman are in Rickers!" -Taryn "Kitty, I think we're in Batman's way." -Taryn "I call Spiderman!" -Me "Spiderman! Will you autograph my picture?" -Me "En garde! You pilgrim-ess are no match for me! I am the mighty, uh, pirate...indian-ess! Ha ha!" -Taryn as we were fencing with plastic swords "I think I am eating the ice cream equivalent of hash brownies." -Taryn "Maybe it hates you. You must show it some love." *long pause* "That was like the weirdest thing you have ever said to me." "For now." -Me and Taryn on the thought that her computer just needs some lovin' "With a boyfriend and a best friend on the dark side, how could you resist?" -Taryn on South Park "My spaghetti exploded in the microwave. Think I should have covered it?" -Me "Bill Clinton scores a lot for an old guy." -My brother "You hussy! You've been in your pajamas all day!" -My mom to me "How do you like them apples?!" "....What apples?" -A British guy and me "You can go faster than that, Granny!" -My mom as I was driving "Ooo....I'm goin' 50!" -My mom "D-did your sister happen to give you a cd to give to me?" "The David Bowie one?" "Yeah!" "No." -A guy and I on where my David Bowie cd is "I'm a slut alright. If I had clevage, it'd so be showing!!" -Taryn "I've got 18 boyfriends, 5 friends-with-benefits, 3 sugadaddies, and a lover on the side." -Taryn During a movie in Biology on Evolution, it began talking about FIV in wild cats. As soon as a lion appeared, a voice from the back could be heard.... "Mufasa...." |