| "I don't believe you! I've never heard of Latvia! I think you made it up! Who lives there?!" "LATVIANS!!!" -Adam, Tim, and me "I'm gonna wake up one morning to find my porch full of Amish and Latvian people trying to kill me!" "Amish?" -Adam, Tim, and me(again) "Get out some paper to take notes." "Si, Senor." "Umm, Adam, that would be 'Si, Senora.' She's a woman." "Or is she?" "She just had a baby!" "Are we sure about that? I mean, it could be a fake baby. She could've had it shipped in from Latvia!" -Mrs. Bates, Tim, and Adam "You Homo-ma-fo!" -Me "Dude. The penny has radial symmetry." "No. No, it's asymmetric because of the face." "Yeah, well, I'm saying radial." "Dude, I'm saying asymmetric, so, ha!" "I'm gonna go with jellyfish." -Tim, Chel, and I "Look, Tim! Black Cherry Fago!" "Oh, God no!" -Tim and me "You are now Mrs. ShawalawalabingbangapplestrudellMacPenguinheimer. Lucky you!" -Me to Tim "Dude! Kitty! I so freakin' dare you to eat two at once!" "Fine!" "Here you go." "OMG! EARTHWORM!" -Tim and me "WTF!? Gremlins are the ethnic minority in Latvia! Dude!" "No, Tim. That says Germans, not Gremlins!" "...Oh..." -Tim and me "OMG! Earthworm sex!" -Me "Llama cost extra! Don't you know anything?!" -James "Something smells. I hope it's not me." -Chel "Do Earthworms have teeth?" -Tim "Yeah, well, we have a test today." "We do?!" "I don't know, Tim." -Tim and me "Did Nomadic Tribes move in over night or did you three build this?" -My Dad "Behold the Neln! Known by few but worshipped by many!" -Tim "Lick me and I'll scream rape! I'll do it! Don't think I won't!" -Tim "I'm going poodle." -Me "Du hast sch�ne Augen." "Make me!" "I just said that you had pretty eyes!" "Oh.....Make me!" -Lainie and me arguing "You can come to visit me for Christmas in Germany. I'll give you 150 Euro so you can buy yourself a present or presents." "I will start by getting a snoglobe and a Pepsi and gradually work my way up from there." -Lainie and me |