"I do not want to stay here for 3 hours!" -Me "Love is like a shadow. One can only catch it by falling into it." "Im das Augen liegen das Herz."- In the eyes lie the heart "Dammit, Kate! If this ever gets published and I find out that you masterbated to it, I'll kill you!" -James about her book "Osama Bin Laden's gonna die; The U.S. is gonna kill him. Gonna hunt him down, Cut off his thing, And sell it for $10 million. ...On E-Bay..." -James' song. (Sung to the tune of the Gilligans Island theme) "Stop playing with my toe, you toe rapist!... Oh, wait...You can't rape the willing." -Tim and me "Tim, I'm phoning you!" -Me "Chel, you need to come to grips with reality and know you have an OCD. This is commonly known as an Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder... Wait, scratch that. You have an Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. This is commonly known as an OCD..." -Tim "A few articles were left behind at Post Prom. If you are missing a pair of black shorts ot a black lacy bra, please come to the office to pick them up." -Mr. Telfer over afternoon announcements "Will you be the one to my every two?" Tim to me "Is there a problem?" "Yes. I can't see my folder." "Well, why not?" "MY BREASTS ARE IN THE WAY!" -The choir teacher and me "Whoah! According to our books, almost the whole U.S. has crabs!" -James "I love Wolverine! And Gambit! Well, more like a lot of Gambit!" -Carly "This is a little too hetero for me. It needs to be gayer." -James "Dude! Kevin! Stop kicking the swing!" "Yeah, that's just not cool!" -Tim and me accusing my cousin of kicking the swing from 20 feet away "When we party, we're in heaven, We're the class of 2007." -Nutrition book "Are you threatening me with your pencil?!?" -Tim "A is for Apple B is for Bat C is for Cat D is for Dog E is for Elephant F is for Frog G is for Gibbon H is for Horse Aye is for Ireland." -Tim's children's rhyme "It is not uncommon for people to break into song at random at social gatherings." -Book of Latvian cultures "I wonder how many duck attacks there have been in Latvia?" -Me "I was -144 years old when the potato fungus killed the potatoes. It's true." -Tim "The Cream of Wheat guy is black?!" "Yeah. And he had an affair with Aunt Jemimah!" -James and me "Whoah! They said potato 15 times on 2 pages!" -Tim "You're still staring at me, aren't you?" "Maybe." -Tim and me "You foot is on me in weird places-" "No it's not!" "Yes it is! You lie!" "No I don't!" -Tim accusing me of having my foot on her "Please don't marry my cousin, Tim!" "Unless you have a smoking hott cousin that I don't know about, you're safe." -Tim and me |