| Quotes |
| This is where I put random quotes that I've heard that I think are really funny. Lol. Check 'em out. They're niftacular. |
| "Touch me and I'll shove a crude yet mystical digging tool up your nose."- Pepper Ann "I'm a wild pig!"- Some pig(Rocko's Modern Life) "She's the Reverend's daughter and you're the devil's Cabana boy."- Lisa(Simpsons) "Sit for a while!? If I hadn't have found this bacon I'd be really pissed off."-Fez(That 70's Show) "No no no! You do not just move on from Jackie Burkhart! I'm like the bottle. You need a 12 step program to break my spell."- Jackie(That 70's Show) "Dude, if something's cruchy, you oughtta get that checked out."- Kelso(That 70's Show) "Always brush your teeth or evil tooth decay goblins will move into your mouth and play loud polka music night and day."-Dave(Dave the Barbarian) "Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my lawn!"-Professor Farnsworth(Futurama) "Bender put in carpeting yesterday and now my head hits the ceiling."-Fry(Futurama) "Yeah! It's gonna be fun on a bun!"-Bender(Futurama) "Since when is 3 flavors a rainbow?!?! Where the hell are my other 4 flavors! I want my sherbet, dammit!"-Me "It's a mini-fruit salad tree."- Leela(Futurama) "Oh my God! Bender! It's your thigy!"- Amy(Futurama) "Don't girl me with all that girl stuff."- Fry(Futurama) "*gasp* You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?!"- Leela(Futurama) "Name the clans in Macbeth." "The MacDuff clan. And...the Wu Tang Clan?" -(Sister Sister) "A moment of your time, Edd boys. Do not use hot wax to calm angry sea lobsters."- Rolph(Ed, Edd, and Eddy) "Wouldn't you like to know." -Chel "OMG. Guys. I just listed bacon as a food group." -Tim "It's innocent enough until you put it in your mouth." -Me "It's not funny! Every hour I have to go blow-dry my shirt in the locker room!" -James "You can dance with the German boys!" "Only if it's fast and in a circle." -Tim and me "Do it the right way!" "The right way involves tongue?" "YES!" -James and me "It's supposed to be sticky!!" -Me "There is no 'r' in Bingo, you idiot!" -Me "Now, toss the nuts in the sugar mixture...That's how I like my nuts on the holidays." -My old Cooking teacher "Stroke my shoe. It's soft!" -Tim "Headlines read: Sarah walks through Alexandria today. Powerlines will be down until further notice. In other news, a new book is out. "Marks in the Sand" by Peter Dragon. In additon, 1 plus 1 is 2." -John and me "Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained...THE END!!" -Mr. Sir(Holes) "See? See my tangent?!" -Tim "Shouldn't someone record her score?" "Kitty.....It's automatic." "....Oh" -Tim and me "It's a tampon! With wings!" "Dustin! Tampons don't have wings!" "Of course not, you idiot. That'd just be weird!" -Dustin, Tim, and me(in that order) |