THE VOICE OF ATON "ROAD SIDE" by GORDON D WENN CAST LIST --------- LONDON STATE POLICEMAN PAPARAZZI SET LIST -------- EXTERIORS --------- VILLA LINED ROAD Copyright (c) 2008 - All rights reserved - KitsWriter@Yahoo.com # 1. ACT ONE FADE IN: EXT. - VILLA LINED ROAD - ESTABLISH - DAY We see an extremely large and expensive gas-guzzler driving rather carelessly in an upscale neighbourhood. It begins to slow as it approaches some cameras and lights blocking the road. As it stops, a STATE POLICEMAN opens the door and forcibly removes the driver, a young celebrity we will come to know as LONDON. She poses for the cameras. LONDON (to state policeman) So, like, who's party is this? The STATE POLICEMAN pulls her over to the side of the road. STATE POLICEMAN (shakes head) There's no party. The cameras are the only thing that will get you people to stop. She doesn't get angry at this news, instead she just shrugs it off, getting pouty for the camera. She drags a tiny dog out of a very expensive bag. LONDON (shows dog to cameras) It's mister muffy. Ruff, Ruff. The STATE POLICEMAN stands directly between her and the PAPARAZZI. STATE POLICEMAN (official) London Bailey, you are hereby charged and convicted under section twenty nine of the California State Celebrity Act. Sentence to be carried out immediately. He takes two paces back and unholsters his weapon. She just smiles and waves to the cameras. Then he shoots her in the head. There is a slight 'OOOO' from the camera people as her body hits the ground. He takes one step forward, aims his weapon downward and fires again. A PAPARAZZI moves in for a quick interview. PAPARAZZI So Officer, why the second shot? Was that the famous Coup De Grace? STATE POLICEMAN (correction) No, it's subsection fourteen, the 'You and your Little Dog too', rule. The PAPARAZZI turns to the camera. PAPARAZZI (smiling) Thank you Officer. We'll be back to more 'CELEBRITY ROADSIDE EXECUTIONS', after these messages. FADE OUT. THE END #