The Shocking Report :
"Insane Chatters in the Chatroom!"

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Chopaeng

Enemel

Nepoy

Nyuk

Investigative reports revealed that these four patients from Insane Asylum we're the dreaded, notorious, and dangerous species on the loose! beware, dont chat alone at night, lock your doors and PR's and read the info's below for more clues on how to spot them!

They dubbed themselves as "mga pugeee ng RP" they are dreaded by the chatters, who by chance had spotted them once.

Chopaeng, (as the shivering chatter I interviewed calls him) quoted that he is the most dangerous among the four. he hides his insanity so well and is hard to distinguished. *look at his photo* It is rumored that he is the fifth degree cousin of famous Dr. Lecter, The Cannibal. however, this Chopaeng doesn't eat humans, he eats bugs. He losts his senses and got "mad" at the time of Martial Law. and now, he still thinks he's 18 yrs old. as the frustrated Ship Captain of Titanic, his pavillion inmates calls him "kapitan."

Enemel, another patient on the run, was a frustrated newscaster. His frustration lost control and was admitted at the Asylum 6 months ago. He was spotted at main RP chatroom pretending to be Noli De Castro and flooding the main RP with news from the old "tinapa" wrappings he used to collect from the garbage. among the four, he is the most talented. he is well known for his talent on jumping from tree to trees. he is also fond of jumping at female chatters and he is a first class "stalker".

Nepoy, according to the reports, is the most violent among the four. He is different among his fellow patient. He gallops tirelessly from morning to midnight all over the Pavilion, thinking he is a horse and the Asylum as a Race Course. He is now on the loose and been spotted at the main RP Chatroom, looking for a race match. He scares the chatters with his animal instinct and wild neighs, thinking he is a "tikbalang" looking for a female victim. It was also rumored that Nepoy is a natural born lunatic, and eats nothing but grass since birth.

Nyuk, a retired zoo keeper and a nazi war survivor, was the released patient who allegedly helped them escape from the Asylum. He was once admitted in the Asylum because he thought he was "The Godfather" of RP chatroom. Nyuk is very much dreaded by the chatters who've spotted him because he looks a lot like "Hitler". He is bold, dangerous, and armed. *armed ng tirador & sumpit* He broke in at the Asylum backdoor one afternoon when the Asylum Keeper was sleeping and they fled their way to an abandoned Zoohouse, to plan a scary mission to build their own Empire in RP Chatroom and influence the chatters with their insanity.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THESE CHATTERS, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL MENTAL INSTITUTE OR THE NEAREST ZOO.