Oh, and the bass. Ohhh the bass. That shit PISSES ME OFF! As if the music isn't loud enough, now you have to find a way to burst our eardrums with every bass beat. The kind of bass that rattles every window within earshot and kills puppies. What the fuck is wrong with you!? Do you really think you're impressing anyone? I mean honestly, what do you think is gonna happen? "Oh my god that man is playing music so loud I can smell colors! I SHOULD THROW MYSELF AT HIM AND HAVE WILD MONKEY SEX WITH HIM AND MY ROOMMATE BECKY!" DUDE!!!! KEEP YOUR FUCKING MUSIC TO YOURSELF! We don't want to hear it... it sucks... you suck... go die.
And since we're on the topic of music, I think I'll rant about something ELSE that pisses me off. Rap music. Can you even call it that? I mean seriously though. "I've got hoes in all different area codes" is HARDLY melodious, don't you think? And I'm sorry (No I'm not) but I don't want to listen about escalades and drunk bitches giving you nasty herpes-ridden blow jobs while you sip expensive champaigne that tastes like cat piss. Whoever makes this shit really... needs... to die. Nelly or 50 Cent or Who-the-fuck-cares! Stop rapping... stop faking that you have talent... go light yourself on fire... and die.
TOPIC JUMPING ONCE MORE! Guys who undermine women for no reason and find joy in it (even those who don't, you suck anyways). These kind of people need to be disemboweled and fend to a rabid hobo. Now I'm not racist or anything (Except on Tuesdays) but it's mostly black guys who do this. I have a hard time wrapping my brain around the concept of finding masculinity in beating a helpless woman. "Hum! I want to make myself look cool. I'll go beat up an unarmed chick who's weaker and smaller than me and can't defend herself! That'll make me look REALLY tough!" What the fuck man, seriously. How can this be a good idea... How? I mean I don't know about YOU but I'd feel tough if I went and beat up one of THOSE kind of guys, wouldn't you?
As well as the wife beaters, there are the kind that just don't understand the concept of emotions, feelings, or any part of humanity. You know, the kind of guys who expect their wife to do EVERYTHING while they sit on their fat, hairy, ugly asses and drink beer all day. Wanna know something guys? This is why wives go crazy and kill their husbands. You would too if you had some lard-zilla bastard breathing down your neck to do things for them while they just sat back and watch football all day! Get off your ass and go mop the floor you fat fuck. That,
or shoot yourself... it'll take a load off of everyone's back.
Seems this is a short rant today... Oh but don't worry, there will be more.
Until next rage,
-Kit
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