So first off, I'd like to say, I fucking HATE chain letters. I hate them. They're useless, they're retarded, there's ABSOLUTELY no point to them, and the people who post them should go die. Do these people have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than spread around some stupid letter that's nothing but bad grammer, spelling mistakes, incorrect information, and fake situations? Honestly though, what the FUCK is the point of them? Is it just a way to let people abuse the power of having a functioning brain (most likely not the case, since most of humanity go without functioning brains) or are they REALLY that stupid? I'd honestly like to know.
Oho ho and don't get me STARTED on the people who actually WRITE these things. Where the fuck do these people get these things? From their popsicle sticks!?
This is a message for all you people who make chain letters, and to the people who SPREAD them:
Jump off a cliff, impale yourself through the brain on a LARGE metal spike on the ground below, and DIE!
Now then, moving on. The second topic is about those stupid ovaltine commercials. We are NOT in the 60s anymore and we actually have people who can ACT. Why don't you GET SOME! I am so sick of hearing these stupid radio commercials. "Wow, mom's making us some Olvaltine Hot! Let's go have some!" "I'm making rich, creamy Olvaltine Hot for Billy and his friends!" WTF!? Go take that ovaltine hot and scald yourself to death with it. Seriously. Whoever makes those commercials... just... please... fucking... die. We don't want your stupid commercials anymore, we don't want to drink "Ovaltine Hot" because we have kick ass Nesquick with that awesome bunny (because bunnies are kick ass) so go kill yourselves in the most gruesome way possible. If you can't do it, please feel free to let me.
Next topic! Myspace. This is the bane of my existence (Along with pop singers, SBC, and pink). This site is only there to encourage teeny beeny bopper JACKASSES to continue with their preppy behavior.
"Oh em gee, did u c dat hot guy? hee wuz so hot... i wsh i cud fk him... o nvm ill just put nkd picutres uf me on my myspace! dat will mak him lik me!"
... Fuck off and die... Please. Just take your "oh em gee" and shove it up your ass SO FAR, you suffocate on your genitals. Please. Remove your existence from the face of this earth so that we don't have to deal with you anymore!
The last part of my rant is on Ex's. We all have 'em, I'm sure not many people like them. There are always those few exceptions that you stay friends with but then there are the ones you absolutely HATE. And I don't just mean avoiding them by blocking their e-mail address/Instant
Messanger screen name and ignoring their calls kind of hate. I mean the kind of absolute, pure, raw LOATHING of the person. The kind of hate where you want to kill them, chop them up into tiny little pieces, cook them in a stew and pour that stew into the sewer.
These are the kind of people that make me WISH I had the balls to become a serial mass murderer. These assholes seriously need to be taken off of this planet and fed to something feral.
Well, I think I lost my rage just now... guess I'll make this a crappy short rant. Sorry guys, I'll get a good one up one of these days!
-Kit
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