| Blonde Jokes!!! |
| Most of them are as old as the hills but blonde jokes are always good for a laugh!! These are in no way meant to offend! |
| 1. The Blondes And A Magic Lamp! Three blondes were walking along the beach when they spotted something buried in the sand. Digging it out they discovered that it was a magic lamp. When they rubbed a genie appeared, he thanked them for rescuing him from imprionment and, offered them each one wish. "I wish to be smart," said the first blonde, and POOF! She became a redhead. "I wish to be smarter than her," exclaimed the second blonde, and POOF! She became a brunette. The third blonde, not to be outdone, said "I wish to be dumber than i already am!" and POOF! She became a man! |
| 2. The Blonde In The Hairdresser - It's a classic! A blonde walked into a hairdresser wearing earphones. The hairdresser said "i can't cut your hair if you're wearing your earphhones." The blonde said, " I have to wear tham," and stormed out. This happened twice more until the hairdresser just pulled them off her head. Then he remembered that his lucky scissors were in the other room, so he went to fetch them. When he came back the blonde was dead. He picked up the headphones and heard "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in" |
| 3. Blondes in Disneyland A blonde and 3 of her friends were driving to Disneyland and they were finally getting near when they saw a roadsign. It said "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home. |
| 4. Mirror Mirror! Legend has it that there is a bar in Ney York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of this mirror and tells the truth they are granted a wish. However if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are swallowed up by the mirror never to be seen again. A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room, stands in front of the mirror and says "I think that i am the most beautiful woman in the world" *POOF* The mirror swallows her whole. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says "I think i am the sexiest woman alive" *POOF* The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde walks in and stands in front of the mirror and says "I think..." *POOF* |