| Cast |
| Mark Darcy Daniel Cleaver Bridget Jones Shaz Tom Jude Pam Jones (Mum) Colin Jones (Dad) Una Alconbury Geoffrey Alconbury Natasha Penny Husbands-Bosworth Richard Finch Mrs Darcy Mr Fitzherbert Perpetua Simon in Marketing Handsome Stranger Elderly Man Salman Rushdie Kafka Author Jeffrey Archer Julian Receptionist Bernard Shirley Lara Interviewer 1 Interviewer 2 Mr. Sit Up Britain Stage Manager Magda Woney Cosmos Alastair Cameraman Eleanor Ross-Heaney Kafir Aghani Mr. Darcy Mr. Ramdas Pauline Melinda |
| Colin Firth Hugh Grant Renee Zellweger Sally Phillips James Callis Shirley Henderson Gemma Jones Jim Broadbent Celia Imrie James Faulkner Embeth Davidtz Honor Blackman Neil Pearson Charmain May Paul Brooke Felicity Montague Gareth Marks Charlie Caine John Clegg as Himself Mathew Bates as Himself Patrick Barlow Rebecca Charles Domonic McHale Joan Blackman Lisa Barbuscia Joseph Alessi Rhydian Jai-Persad Paul Ross Stewart Wright Clare Skinner Dolly Wells Mark Lingwood Toby Whithouse David Kann Lisa Kay Sulayman Al-Bassuam Donald Douglas Renu Setna Emma Amos Sarah Stockbridge |
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