I heard him trying to break in.
I ran to the cabinet grabbed my automatic,
slammed the clip in and chambered a round.
I was scared as I snuck down the hall,
to the back door.
I also grabbed a flashlight.
I opened the door
As quietly and as soundly as I could.
I rip toed to the side of the house
Where I heard him
Still working on the screen.
I turned the corner
And put the flashlight and gun in his face.
I yelled "HANDS UP!"
As he turned to face me ...

Yep.
A Cat Burglar.
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