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*If at first you don't succeed...maybe failing is your thing.
*Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!
*Everyone deserves to feel pretty, so leave me alone!
*I'm so great, I'm jealous of myself.
*Does anybody actually "got milk"?
*I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
Now I don't know what I should feed it.
*Did it look like I cared? Oops! Let me try again.
*7/5 of all people don't understand fractions.
*Spear Britney!
*Don't hate this girl..hate that one!
*Don't flatter yourself, I was looking at your friend!
*Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!
*The voices in my head don't like you
*Look on the bright side..not everyone hates you as much as I do.
*Sorry Ronald McDonald, you did not make me smile :(
*I REFUSE to star in your PsYcHoDrAmA!
*Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
*Life is too short to dance with ugly men!
*Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
*There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
*When in doubt, pinky out!
*The best thing is seeing your Mother-in-law on the back on a milk carton!
*You! Off my planet!
*I love not being you.
*It's not "When Wild Animals Attack", It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit"
*When someone gets you upset remember: It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the dumbass in the head!
*I don't hate you, I don't despise you, I call you a bitch because it describes you!
*If you throw a kitty out the window, does that make it kitty litter?
*One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and was too stubborn to ask for directions!
*One night, I was looking up at the stars wondering..where the hell is my ceiling?
*A wise monkey never monkey's with another monkey's monkey!
*Everyone is entitled to be stupid...but you're abusing the privilege!
*Silence is golden but shouting is fun!
*I'm not smiling at you! I'm trying not to laugh!
*LaLaLaLaLa..I'm not listening!
*I'm not a ditz! I just lack common sense!
*Tried it, done it, failed it, fuck it!
*Smile! It will make people wonder what you are up to!
*Sometimes I dream of being carried off by a giant squirrel, does that make me a nut?
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