The Session

Welcome to the site, thanks for coming. We�re still in the very early days (well, the site went up about 3 months ago but we been, ok I been... Too lazy/busy/sleepy etc, (you can pick from any of those), to put any real time into it.) But we got a lot planned. At the moment we got plenty of buzzy stuff to give ya a giggle. Good shit that we find out there and some stuff we put together ourselves. We got our Letittia Dean (A.K.A. Sharon from Eastenders) fanclub! Aptly named, "We love Sharon" mmmmm, Sharon. Also, we got Lingerie Heaven (Only for the guys, sorry ladies) It was hard work but I got through it :) We got a few "Where are they now" features... Ever wondered what happened to the lovable "Herbie"? Well, we got the scoop. Or Orco, from the legendary "He-man" series. Kissylips caught up with him after a long and exhausting search. Along with these features are our South Park pages and some stories brought to you by the KLFT news team. They never sleep! Thing is the site's not fully finished but due to popular demand we just had to get it up and running, so we're still adding more features for you, because lets face it, you matter to us. We Love you.

Anyway, at the moment I�m in the process of teaching myself Dreamweaver. (Jesus they know how to complicate the fuck out of these things, don't they?!) Anyway, comin soon we hope to have totally changed the look of the site. The new address will be www31.brinkster.com/klft, We�ll have a guest book for visitors to sign and all!! WOW!!!�
A little bit about the players.
The stars of the show are my good friend and colleague Declan Noonan. Known to most as simply 'shithead' a man with big ideas and an even bigger belly!! Known to you from now on as "Fancytrainers". The guy�s a total weirdo. He started listening to the Cure when he was like 5 or something! He has mates who think they�re vampires. Straight up. He�s an enigma to the staff of Molloy�s pub in Tallaght village. He once sat alone at the bar drinking solid for 18 hours, or so the story goes, and then only left because he had to sit his driving test. I think he passed. If you want to check out this sick bastard�s pages, and lets face it he knows his shit. Come on in. The real hero of this outfit though is of course me! Mr. Loverman. Kissylips. Sure love them ladies. They know it too, they keep sending the love my way. Sometimes in the morning, sometimes the night. Sometimes two of them give me their love together. That�s pretty dope. If you want to hear about some of my stories of debauchery, take a trip to the Egg �n Mash Pages. Also, if you want to sign our guestbook, well you'll have to wait cos I aint done it yet. To get back just click on your browser's 'back' button. Oh yeah, one other thing. Please get rid of those bleedin pop ups that appear in the top right corner of the screen. Fuckin geocities wankers. Just click it in the very corner, and it be gone.......