TWICE tonight. I loved this episode, EVEN with So little of Brian & Justin..
So On with the recap.
Michael, Ben & Hunter. Okay..so they are apparently trying to redeem Michael
by making HIM be the person who is making more of an effort to get through
to Hunter. Hey...I hate Michael, but I have to give credit where credit is
due. But I must say Michael is WWWWAAAAYYYY better than me...cause there is
NO way in Heaven , Hell, nor Purgatory I would have allowed anything to
interrupt me while I had that massive Hunk of Meat crawling over my back..
Hunter would have been outside ALLL Mutha Fuckin NIGHT!.....Having said that
.. Hal's grunts in that scene....just awful...to forced and fake. But hey..
he is STRAIGHT you know....But I am loving Hunter. The kid is actually cool
But the bringing home of the Trick...NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! Wrong move dude
I did (ohhh lord I have to say it )...I (covering lips and mumbling very
low) admire Michael and the way he told Hunter the deal about bringing a
trick home...MAN ..that hurt to say.
Emmett & Ted...I'm done with Ted. Fuck him..let him DIE!....Emmett you Knead
to (yes that is on purpose people) to move on and bake your way to a new
life....Ted is holding you down,...he's causing your souffle' to fall , your
chicken burn,your crepes to unwrap, your cannoli to lose it's filling,
your dough ain't RISIN'....He's making you look like a fool...Your doing
drugs withhim?...Ohhh Lawd.... I know Tammy Wynette told you to "Stand By
Your Man"...But it's time to sing a new tune Emmett...something like "Call
Tyrone"...or in This case "Call Mr. Crystal"...Let me give you some new
advice honey. ..FUCK "For Better Or for Worse"...It's time for "For Better
Or Forget It".....dump his sorry ass.
On that note..can I just tell you that Emmett made my night first...when he
read Melanie's ass....I screamed to the top of my lungs jumping up and down
and broke into the "Praise Jesus" when he called her a CUNT.....THANK YOU
THANK YOU THANK YOU!...It felt good for someone to read her. ..Unfortunately
Emmett.. I think you may be eating your words.....But we know the bitch was
long overdue, so that's okay.
Okay...now on to Brian, Justin, Hunter and everything in between.
Okay...The orgy bothered me at first...cause I kept comparing it to Ted. .
But then I thought ..WAIT...This is NORMAL for Brian, the orgies, the room
full of Men. So...he's not like Ted, wallowing in Self pity. He can't have
an orgy and wallow in self pity...Self pity makes his dick soft....So, I'm
over the Brian Orgy. Cause for all the calls of him being immature...he
really is doing something about the Jason Kemp murder...with Hunter's help
of course....But somebody PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE answer this...WHAT THE FUCK
did Debbie think that Brian was going to do, RIGHT THEN & THERE?......I mean
...there's a mass of ASS spread over the loft, and you want "SuperFAG" to
stop to go and find a killer.OHHHH my god.
I loved the little encounter between Justin and Hunter. That was extremely
funny...Hunter's "I saw him first"...Ohhh Hunter is obviously
in a complete fucking blackout on this sichhyation....But I must add..
JUSTIN LOOKED HOT in that scene in the bar.....The scene with the cop...Okay
we now see Cowlip actually making brian into "Rage-Gay Crusader"...this will
be fun to watch.
So we have an idea as to how the rest of the series will play out in regards
to the "Com"Stockwell campaign...the Dumpster boy case, and Ted and Emmett..
.and I want to know something...since Brian got fired...shouldn't he be
collecting UN"Enjoy"MENT?
So...tell me what You think.
Oh...and the second way they made my night tonight..
THEY PLAYED BRONSKI BEAT.....THEY PLAYED BRONSKI BEAT.....I AM A HAPPY
BITCH! FINALLY!