So, last week on QAF we saw the reunification of the superpowers. This week was absolutely beneath them and frankly reminds me of why I'd like to take a flamethrower to Cowlip's respective asses. Del Shores, you suck. This episode gets a D for absolutely no plot. Why oh why did they relieve Efrem of his job? Come back Efrem, Max misses you!!! So this week to help me deal with this abomination I had to call in some help. I decided to let my personalities run rampant and do the recap and I would sit by and see what they thought. So let me introduce you to the Three Faces of Max. First off, is the resident thug Tyrone. Say hello Tyrone. "Yo what up dog?" Hmm�yes thank you Tyrone. On my left is Jefferson, the anal retentive one. Say hello Jefferson. "Good evening my fellow television viewers and welcome to our recap." Yes, thank you Jefferson. Well you can see this is going to be a long one so sit down get yourself ready and since I've only got two hands for three people, let's shake it dude. This is what I've learned from QAF this week. In sum whatever you are you shouldn't be and whatever you aren't, you should be. Got that? Ok.
Now before I begin I want to apologise to the people out there for being overly exuberant about last week's episode. I should have known my happiness would cause some bitterness. I can't have three decent episodes in a row, that's asking too damn much. So I apologize for being overly optimistic that Cowlip were getting it right. Mea culpa.
T: Ooh shit, this show has to be good because it comes with like all the good warnings: adult language, nudity, adult content, and some strong sexual content. I love a show that going to give me a show in the process.
J: You do realize this is a show about gays right?
T: Homos�you mean the folks who get it on with the same sex.
J: Yes, homosexuals, meaning male/male and female/female relationships.
T: Oh yeah baby, some girl on girl action.
J: You will drive me to distraction you know this Tyrone. You sir, are exasperating!
M: Boys�boys, let's be nice, we haven't even begun the episode.
Last time on Queer As Folk, a whole bunch of stuff some good, some bad.
T: What the fuck is that? Is that some hustler? Oh is that the best they can do is that dried up piece a ass?
Tyrone, that's enough out of you for now. I don't wanna hear you go on and on about the skank. I told enough about him last week ok.
T: You have to admit he is ugly and rough like a skeezer!
J: Must he be allowed to inhabit the same space as us?
Ok, enough about the skank or I'll make you boys go play outside until I get done ok. Now shut the hell up. We've gone through a whole page and we still haven't got through the previouslys. I don't know who said this show wouldn't make you go nuts. I need to find the person and sue them for liable. Meanwhile, I finished watching a wonderful and engrossing episode of the West Wing and boy I wish Aaron Sorkin would write for QAF or at least one if his underlings. So let's move on shall we?
So we begin at Babylon like it's some bad trip and we see Brian and Justin groping each other and dancing like I used to do when I was in high school I really do like this song though but seeing the slut and the "Biggest Whore in Pittsburgh" again for some reason has turned my stomach. I don't know if it's the fact both Brian and Justin look like they just walked out of the trailer park or not but the hair needs to be shorter. Justin looks like some reject kid from some bad B seventies movie. We then move to Michael who is staring at them like he hates them both and wishes the fires of hell would consume them. You know if I were Mike and had Benji the Mighty to cuddle, I'd be damned if I'd be at Babylon lusting after the Whore and wishing a death worse than Mussolini on his Skank. I be off getting some with Mighty Man there and live my damn life. God he's so pathetic it's sickening. I want to take his balls and feed them to some poor stray buzzard because it would find a better use for them than this Tool has. So Ted is watching the confetti fall in his drink and he's not happy about that but at least he's standing upright now. Ben says this is the greatest reunification since Germany. No you moron it's not. This is just some shitty ass way for Cowlip to beat us over the head with like fifteen anvils and bleed the point out of us. Ok so I want Michael dead and Ted and Brian and Justin because this show is going absolutely nowhere except into cancellation.
T: Yo, Max, dude, what the fuck crawled up your ass and died?
J: I think he's finally come to some realization about the inviolability of this show. He realizes that three-day-old rat feces are better than this episode.
T: At least they got some dope grooves to hump to no?
Hmm�where was I yes so this is moving right along. Why do they even go dance if all they plan on doing is dry humping each other. Although, I want this song, it's a good grove beat but this scene is sickening. Emmett asks what happened to "the fiddler" and Mike responds, "He fell off the roof." Wow, how original. Let me take notes please! Caligula and his slave boy continue their lude sex act. Emmett steals Ben to go dance. Ben tells Mike, two songs and then come rescue him. Mike and Ted move to the bar and Ted tells the bartender another of his usual. You know you have to spend an awful lot of time at the bar in the club for the bartender to know what your usual is and where is Ted getting the money for all these drinks? Ted is mixing drugs and alcohol and Mike tells him he should go easy. Huh? Why is Tool even opening his mouth? This from the man lusting after the BWinP, lord help us. Poor Ted is sinking further into the abyss but I wish I could garner enough gusto to care about him but frankly you tempt the Fates and they will bite you in the ass. Hubris is not something to play with ok. BWinP whisks Slut Boy to the back room. Justin says they should maybe go back to the loft since there are undercover cops about. BWinP says that is half the fun. Then they recess to the lair of sin to commit all kinds of illegal activities.
Move to a new spot for Stick and he's playing with the kiddies and for some reason I can see him in a Lifetime Television for Women movie on pedophiles. I don't know why but he sure could play the part. "If you say it mean it," Stick says and then look at the boys who say, "Right dad." My�my if he gets elected from this crap I can see how GW is going to mount his re-election campaign. The boys are like six and five so where the hell they got the kids from the last spot beats the hell out of me.
T: Fucking eh dude, I thought his kids was like teenagers, not some runts.
J: Do Cow and Lip have any clue about continuity? I mean this is worse than season two.
Please, let's not mention that which was so horrible people got ill and one of them actually died. So anyway, Stick is stiff and invites Brian to join him in the hot tub. Brian says he didn't bring his swim trunks and Stick says, it's just us guys, and slaps Brian on the arm. Wow if that didn't have sex written all over it I don't know what sex is then.
We move to Ted at the Big Q on an interview and Tracy is the manager now. I guess Andrew was another casualty. I really can't believe it took Mike so long to make manager and Tracy did it within a year and a half! See what common sense and independent thought can do for you. Ted looks like he's going to Wall Street and Mike looks like a friend of Puck's form the Real World. Ted's hair, it looks to have been stapled to his scalp. Who ever is doing hair this season, stop and get some help. So in sum�yep, boring.
At Mel's office two juniors are listening to Mel rattle on about cases she's working and they are helping her to lighten her load. Some semi-bald guy comes in and tells Mel the State Supreme Court has accepted their appeal. He's taking over. Mel's not having it, it's a landmark case. Bald guy says she asked the firm to lighten her load and this case is going to require more than a part time worker can put in. Mel says this is her baby. Bald guy says he'll take care of it. You know she'll lose it because she's never won one yet. All hair is good except Mel who looks to have come from a meeting of the American Jacked-up Hair Banshee Society.
More sexual overtones in the hot tub and Stick is afraid of winning. Cowlip want Stick and Brian to have sex, I see it coming and frankly I don't really care because this episode�did I mention it sucks? I did, ok. Stick says he likes Kinney. Brian is at a loss for words, something I think is a first except when Justin laid one on him last week. Stick tells Brian he's going to introduce him to all the fat cats who have backed his campaign. Brian says he hopes so, "what the fuck else do you think I doing this?" Stick says he likes Brian, straightforward, no bullshit. Frankly there isn't a straight bone in Kinney's body save maybe his dick.
T: Sheeit, dude, what the fuck is gotten in to you?
I don't need comments from the gallery to get my point across. We all know Brian is decent underneath all that bravado and smarminess but that doesn't mean he can't be human and less of a heartless prick sometimes and I'll get to the main reason I'm super pissed when we get there ok.
J: Well can I say here that Miseur Stick is about to tell Brian a secret, something he has only told his wife. Brian's brow knots as he's not sure what Mister Stick is referring to but alas he is afraid and terrified of winning, saying he is not sure if he possesses the wherewithal to run the entire city with people depending upon him for everything. Such a civic-minded citizen, we should all be so inclined.
T: Yo, Jeff, suck on it ok dude.
Now boys, at least you've gotten me off my bitterness binge for the moment. Stick says he's a cop; his whole family are cops. He didn't expect to go beyond Sergeant. What a fa�ade of humbleness. Almost makes me misty. Hey Jefferson, what's wrong?
J: He such a great man. I can't help myself really. This man could be kind if he so inclined to do so. He is a veritable man of character and virtue. He is a real citizen.
I told you to stop reading all that stuff on the Roman Republic. It's skewing you mind. So from here we move to the diner where Big Red is bringing the "pink plate special" over to Horvath. Temmett is there as well at another table and Ted is regaling Emmett about his interview with Tracy. He says he pretty much has the job but the pay is shit but then he utters his new motto, "There's nothing wrong with doing an honest day's work for an honest day's wage." Yeah Ted I bet you and several other cabbies in NYC with MBA's are uttering the same thing. OF course there has to be some point at which Ted won't stoop, like having the breakfast shift at Mac Donald's. I mean that's even worse than the Big Q although I wouldn't mind working at Target, because it's like the best place ever to shop, especially the Super Target! Emmett wants to celebrate Ted impending job but Debbie interrupts them and tells them that Kenny who is now Kiki is hosting a charity even at Woody's this evening, and that they have to come. Emmett is not impressed by this news at all and looks about ready to tell Big Red to stuff it. Enter Kiki looking a faint resemblance to Big Red saying she just ate the pink plate and looks worse for wear. Debbie with the bionic sound effect shuffles with the orthopedic shoes on to Horvath who is in medias bite and yanks the fork out of his hand saying she'll bring him a burger.
J: Wow you weren't lying this show is deplorable.
T: I ain't seen no nudity, sex, or anything nearing that yet. This bites!
Ted says he'll have the tuna salad with the salmonella on the side. Kiki asks Debbie to fill in for her.
Kiki: I mean at the contest tonight.
Debbie: I think you have a touch of delirium. You better ask one of your sisters.
Kiki: They all model themselves after you so why not go with the original.
Lord help these people, she's a bad influence on the cross-dressers and transgenders now. Has this woman no shame? Kiki runs off camera to be sick and I think I may be as well. Emmett tells Debbie she'll be great, "You're bigger than life." Ted comments, "With an even bigger mouth." This coming from the man with no upper lip so take that with a grain of salt. Hubris is going to be the undoing of Schmidt. Debbie says not in front of the "bf." Horvath joins the happy trio He says that his girl is bigger than life with a mouth to match and he wouldn't want her any other way. You so know he's going to live to regret those words. Hubris is going to kill them all when it comes calling. Also the only reason he likes that mouth is because of the things it does to him in the night. Debbie is a graduate remember of the Temmett School for Oral Sex.
At the comic store which does absolutely no business. Michael and Justin are talking about the new cover for Rage. We can see it's a stencil of Rage in peril as JT has ripped open his codpiece and is feasting at the font of His Belligerent-ness. Oh my have they no compunction at all? Justin says one has to admit it's hot. Hmm�skinny boys getting their dick sucked by some twinkie boy toy does not sound all that hot to me. Maybe to you if that floats your boat, but not me.
Michael: It's practically porn.
Justin: It'll sell like a ba-zillion copies!
Michael: If it's not confiscated first.
Justin: We should be so lucky, think of the free publicity.
Michael wants to go with the other still depicting Iced Mochacinno. Justin says that still is antiseptic.
Justin: This is supposed to be a gay comic. Unapologetic, daring, sexual, in your fucking face. [J: Oh yes he's been feeding at the font of evil hasn't he now? T: I like the second. Tina looks hot! M: I'm so glad to know that is what makes a gay comic a gay comic. I wonder where I've heard this discussion before? Oh that's right Rage is he equivalent to QAF and Michael is the embodiment of reason in the world of lunacy which surrounds this show.]
Michael: There is a difference between being daring and sex for sex sake. [So true Michael, so true. Seems we have been paying attention now haven't we?]
Justin: Is that what you think this is? JT giving Rage a blowjob just isn't about sex. It's about thawing his cold heart. It's about bringing him back to life. It's about their love, their unspoken commitment.
Have you ever heard such bullshit in all your life? My gawd where are they getting this bunk? The really sad thing is even Randy looked as if he wasn't buying into this scene wholeheartedly. Frankly I don't blame him. Is it me or do these actors seem bored with the same ole shit week after week?
J: No, it is not you they are bored.
T: I still haven't seen any sex yet. What the fuck is up with that?
Well you more than likely to get more action from the July edition of Hustler which makes me wonder why the sperm bank was dealing in last year's copy of Hustler, there had been several months since. Maybe that was all they could afford? Justin goes on to yak and I don't care so moving along.
At the home of human abomination, Mel is telling Lindsay about the case of her lifetime and trying not to mess up dinner in the process. Gus is nowhere to be seen. I guess with both of them working now, Gus has taken a back seat to the family reality. So Mel stammers on and says she just has to take this case. Lindsay doesn't look pleased at all, she wants to wear the pants in the family and call the shots for a change. She's tired of playing mommy and wants t wear the strap-on to bed, but they reach d�tente to have dinner and then we move to what Tyrone calls "the first sexual scene this whole fucking episode." Tyrone, take it away dude.
So, I finally get to have my say uninterrupted. So finally we get to see some of them warnings put to good use. We all at Woody's with some guy shaking it for the home crowd and well, he ain't doing much but shaking his ass and swaying from one side to the other. Yo, where is the hot action?
M: Ahh�Tyrone, oh yes sorry, T-dog, I think you got the wrong show, but action is a coming.
Ok if you say so, I'm not impressed. Anywho, my boy Brian tells some dude he give him a bill to so his cock. Dude is like, hell yeah, mutherfucka, I'll do that shit. Brian says yo fool, not now, up on stage. Guy is ok deal. Brian piece of ass candy tells him he's evil and Brian says he's sweet. Yeah maybe in Roman times you Nero looking fool. Needless to say I'm buggin' so let's get back to the show.
We span over to the dullest tool in the shed Novotny as he croons, "That's the one thing about gay men. They'll invent any excuse to show their dicks." Yo, dude, we know you straight and all but let's try and be just a little gay ok. Tool says he doesn't understand why everything has to be about sex and then chatters on like some needy bitch right after I've hit it� [M: Tyrone, watch the language and show some respect to the ladies will you. Just cause you got burned by Shaniqua and Big D is no reason to go Super Ghetto on me ok. Thanks.] Sorry yo, it's just a force a habit. Anyway Tool is all pissed and makes one of them what are they Jefferson? Yeah, Freudian slips and Tin Tin faux makes one back and then it's all good. I wish someone would fuck Novotny well and good so he can stop mooning over Brian. Stalking your best friend is not cool. I ain't down with that shit.
Enter the Queen of Liberty; with Ted and he finds out he didn't get the job. Oh poor man. I feel sorry for him but his reputation precedes him. Teddy next time don't play with fire, and make sure to kill the sonofabitches when they come to take yours, yo. Then fresh meat Matthew gets up on stage and shows his little pecker and the cops bust the joint. Dude, I bet cop was enjoying the show. Be funny if he and Matty ended up strange bedfellows later that evening. Your local fuzz recognizes Brian so you know he's going to get some shit from this. Poor Matt. I'd only give him ten bucks to see that thing. Some women I know have bigger dicks than that and speaking of one of them, where is Melanie? I hand it back to Max, thanks dude.
Thank you sir, and now here's Mel. In her office or somewhere as such Mel and bald guy are talking and getting files ready. Then an associate comes in and tells them the client can't meet till four as it has something to do with her job. Mel is not happy since she had to pick up Gus and so she calls Lindsay to do a favor.
At the diner, "Fucking" Debbie is telling the huddled masses they are marching on City Hall to show Stick they are fucking serious, and are fucking citizens of the fucking United fucking States of fucking America. She speaks of freedom to assemble, to speak and strip. Enter Brian the asshole himself, Kinney. Brian says he wants lunch, Justin happily serves out death and keeps his trap shut something Michael would be wise to do. Eventually Ben says that Brian is helping Stick target gays and Hal says, "He [Stick] has never once mentioned them." Debbie yells, "US!" Wow can you tell that was a Hal Spark slip and possibly a Michael Novotny admission at the same time. Who the hell is the them he's referring to?
J: Oh wait this next section is mine and I'm going to take a bite out of stupidity.
Ok, but let's finish this. Debbie asks Mike which side he's on: righteousness or Evil Kinney's? Then we get a bell telling us time is up and Michael needs to make a decision. Seems he did because next scene is him running behind Brian like some trained monkey. Brian says he's using Stick to get what he wants, so for him Kant was right. For the rest of us, it sounds a wee bit fascist. Brian is all about some social Darwinism. Ted fucked up; Brian says he can't help that. Enough of this crap let's get to the real hateful slurs. Jefferson, take her away.
So good afternoon my fellow viewers. I hope all is well with you this fine day. I hear Max has left you all wanting this week as he received his Harry Potter books in the post and he viewed some excellent television this week as well. Let us continue. We move on to Temmett's place and Ted is just waking up and it's the middle of the afternoon. Emmett says Ted and Vanessa Williams share a lot in common except that Vanessa Williams wasn't bumping bush in Pocahontas so don't make such generalizations. Ted is going to tend bar at Emmett's soiree so he's somewhat happy.
Now we move downtown where Ms. Grassi is giving one Mister Stockwell the riot act. The nerve of that woman tarnishing the good name of such a fine citizen. Well, I'll concede he's a politician and more than likely a scumbag, but that's no reason to go on some tirade. This woman knows nothing of diplomacy and discretion. She's loud and boisterous and never shutting up. What she needs to learn is back channel diplomacy where all true real-politik diplomacy takes place.
Debbie: [in front of a tv camera yelling like a crazed psychotic] Stockwell is a Fucking homophobe is what he is. (Fifteen point from Team Liberty) [very impassioned] He's trying to turn all the gays into scapegoats, like they did in the past with other minorities. (Five points awarded to Team Liberty) Who ever those Assholes were who said it couldn't happen here, well IT IS happening! [the scene continues, but we move to Horvath coming into it and Debbie continues�] Just like Hitler in World War II (Like we didn't already know.) Takes down an entire community under the guise of being a good concerned citizen. (Five points to Team Liberty she knows something of history.)�It's not any different from what the fucking Nazis did to the Jews�(45 points form Team Liberty for Debbie making such a heinous historical reference. You could compare it to civil rights but never compare this to slaughter of millions. The Native American are off limits, and all other people who have been systematically dispersed or eradicated because of who they were. This is a simple case of bigotry and harassment and we have laws to confront this but never compare gay rights to the lives of those who died so needlessly at the hands of that Nazi thug and his butchers. There is no comparison in this case. Now if we were talking about the bashing, then I would give some minute leeway but not on this. As a student of history I must protest such analogies.)
Debbie then spies Horvath on the sidelines and confronts him asking him why he let this happen. Ahh�Ms. Grassi, I am afraid that Det. Horvath did nothing wrong here. If anything was wrong it was your associate Matthew showing his rather impish penis in public knowing it broke a law. I'm not saying any of this is right but let's cast the blame where the blame truly belongs and that is on Matthew and Mr. Kinney. Debbie then joins her protesters and yells, "Stockwell can go to hell," as Det. Horvath looks on in shock.
At the Not so Happy, not so Fun House, Mel is making a passionate plea for why she didn't go get Gus from daycare. She makes her job out to be ever so more important than Lindsay and Gus. Mel says it's her salary which pays the mortgage and Gus' daycare. Lindsay says it's not about money. Mel says this is the case of her career. Lindsay is not buying it. All the while the ladies are cursing and swearing and yelling in front of Gus, making a case for the opposition. Lindsay takes Gus up stairs for his bath and that's when we have an Efrem Seeger moment.
Melanie: Linds�Linds�I am not you. And I am never going to be the kind of mother you are.
Lindsay: [taking offense] And what kind of mother is that?
Melanie: The kind who is willing to give everything up be with her kid twenty-four seven. [Melanie is not legal eagle. Must I remind her that Lindsay has not dropped everything to be with Gus and on one occasion utilized her son to play some sick machination with the Dirty Frog.]
Lindsay never asked her to be there 24/7 but does want to share and share alike. Basically what this comes down to is ambition and desires. The idea of having a kid is fine until said child begins to interfere with their aspirations and goals in life. Both of these women should be ashamed. I applaud mothers who make time for their children and are gainfully employed for even women who stay at home are gainfully employed in my book, running a household. Ladies I tip my hat to you for keeping the world running. I think Cowlip could really go somewhere with this theme of working mother and coming to some compromise and how this "catch-22" wreaks havoc in the psyche of women today. Mel is trying to reason and I'm not sure Lindsay is really listening. They both need to work to make the family work so therefore there must be compromise. Lindsay makes a hurtful remark when she says that because they are lesbians with a family they have to be a little bit better than the average women working and being a mother. Lindsay closes by saying that she is sure Melanie's client would think so. This scene alone was the saving grace from a rather dismal episode. I am pleased. Now back to Max.
Thank you Jefferson. Good insight and no volatile outbursts like the Hag Grassi. We move to the party where Ted is bartender extraordinaire, serving up drinks like a true pro. Then all of a sudden, "The A-Gay" what's his face looking pedophilic as ever, Garth comes to get a drink. He makes fun of Ted who was in a decent mood but after running into his shitiness is in a worse mood than before. Poor Ted, it'll get better I promise or else you'll become another QAF tragedy story in the steamroller that Nero and his mini-me. I really dislike Garth; he's more an "F" gay than anything else. He just like the pretentious shits I met in Europe.
Next scene is Brian visiting Stick and Stick tells Brian he's cutting him loose at this critical juncture because he knows he and Brian aren't batting for the same team. Oh Brian knows the score. Stick wants to know why Brian didn't tell him. Stick says it affects his campaign. Brian says as long as he isn't sucking Stick's cock, it's none of his business. Why does Brian's head look like a porcupine and a wet badger have taken up residence there?
Vic and Debbie are walking talking about Horvath. Debbie is shocked that Vic knows about them in bed. You know Debbie is a howler. I bet you she can be heard from miles away. Vic says he probably didn't know and if he did Vic can't see why he wouldn't try to protect Debbie. I don't know why he would need to protect Debbie as no one went to jail; they just closed the joint down.
At Woody's Mike and Brian are playing with darts and I must say it's dangerous putting pointed objects in the hands of Michael Novotny. I have never been in a situation as presented on QAF but if I were to be I would handle it through back channels unless immediate action was required. I always say a little timor isn't a bad deterrence and of course making a person look like an ass always helps. Machiavelli and I are old fishing buddies. Anyway, Brian tells Michael about him and Stick being on the outs and Michael like a two-year-old runs to his mommy to tell her the good news but not before he tells Brian he was caught in a web of his own "mashintions." The stupid shit can't even say machinations. The to really piss me off Michael tells him that's what he gets for working with straights. I think Michael is nothing more than a bumbling double agent who is dumber than dirt. He can't decide if he wants to be Hal or Michael so he plays the field. Michael runs to Deb who is presently too busy downing shots to care but when she hears Stick's campaign is suffering she zings Brian and is quite pleased with herself.
At the way too plush office of Stick, Stick is watching Big Red fuck herself into history. Stick must have summoned Brian because he enters off camera saying, "She has a big mouth." Stick says this has cost him a lot of points and Brian reiterates that he told Stick about picking on people his own size. Oh I think Brian is going to sell his soul for his own ambition. Using a fa�ade to discuss political issue Jim says his kid has a basketball game. Brian asks are they still ahead. Stick says the team is tied for the lead and he needs a win today. Brian says, so does Stick. Oh Brian is going to make him pay to use him. It is not going to be pretty but I wonder who'll come out ahead in the final summation.
Next scene is Debbie apologizing to Horvath. He says Deb's mouth has gotten him into shit at work. Deb says she thought Horvath loved that big mouth. He says he does, but now when it's on tv flaming his boss. Debbie says Stick is a "fucking Nazi homophobe." Says it quite loud and everyone hears so Horvath shuts his door. Debbie says, "as long as there is freedom of speech she's going to exercise her fucking rights to shoot off her big fucking mouth and loud as she fucking wants." Horvath asks her if that's her choice and he makes his and leaves her standing. He's got to walk away from Debbie before it does serious damage to his job. Another really good gem to explore but will Swineshit, not likely.
At the home of Temmett Emmett is having a diner party to try out his new dishes on his friends. Everyone is there except Brian and Justin and Debbie. Ted comes homes five hours later after picking up a bottle of wine three-sheets to the wind. He's so drunk he makes an ass of himself. It's embarrassing for all. Tension is in the air and Ted throws Emmett into the counter telling him no about eating his stuff. Ted is a mess and Emmett takes him into the bedroom.
Next scene is Stick giving a press conference about his gay friendliness and we all know he's full of shit. He uses Brian and says one of his political strategists, the man running his marketing campaign, is a homosexual. Oh Brian he'd better get you to NY, London and L.A. for this. Funny though that Brian isn't up there with him for a good photo-op. For a "close friend and personal advisor" Brian seems to be down in the cheap seats.
Hate, hate, hate the next scene, it's just life imitating art with Justin giving Brian a blowjob. The cover of Rage is the one Michael knows is going to cause a ruckus, the one of JT giving Rage a blowjob. It's really tacky and pornographic. Justin seems very pleased with himself. Then there is a knock on the door; Brian says it's his eleven o'clock.
T; Boy I wish would try something like that with my date. Shit she slice and dice me for pulling some shit like that. Damn this guy has balls and I still ain't seen no decent nudity except for the little birdie earlier. How sad, and he I was thinking this was going to be good. Man SFU is better than this. Brenda is hot and her Bi-polar Brother Billy is incestuously in love with her. Yowsa! Dude, I'd be dickless trying some mess like this. Worse than old John Wayne Bobbit.
J: He is giving the male sex a bad name. I say we banish him to eunuch land forever!
Boys, boys, it was the cover of that comic that really got me pissed and then this to top it all off. I love to hate this show sometimes. I really mean that. Trick comes in and says nice place, Brian says there are tours every hour. He's not lying either by the looks of it. Trick spots Justin and asks who "he" is. Brian says he's the guy he fucks more than once. Justin adds, "unlike you," and kisses Brian and leaves. Trick heads to the bedroom and Brian to the bathroom to freshen up. Well that's that thank gawd so now I can leave this behind and return to happier things.
Next week on QAF Michael stalks Melanie to ensure his spawn is gestating properly. Ted accepts an invite into something naked and the return of the Hustling Skank. Oh yeah folks it's going to be ugly. All this and more on the next QAF.