Ohhhh boy...what a night..so let me start with the little things.
Ooooohhhh Yeah....Uncle Vic is getting his ass waxed , his knob polished , his tires rotated. Uncle Vic is getting some Bootay. Hell yeah...FUCKING FINALLY. They have been wasting Jack for too long. Time for Vic to really add something to the show other than the "Old Uncle With HIV" thing. I just hope we get to see more of this mad that it's not a the writer's in a "We were bored so we decided to give Vic a boyfriend of the week" thing.
Poor Ted. I'm feel so bad for him. Dude is just catching shit. I am soooo fucking upset that they lost the house. That is just soooo FUCKED UP! I do love how Emmett would NOT be dismissed by Brian so easily . And I loved how he called him on the fact that everyone knows that he cares about all of them....even Ted. Peter fucking killed in that scene....And I loved how Brian on the sly convinced "Com-Stockwell" that going after Ted was not a good idea. And what's up with Com-Stock-Well wanting such "close contact with Brian. I mean...the slap on the thigh just queeved me out But I must say.....When...When...WHEN are any of these people going to realize that Melanie should NOT be their legal representation . Ted literally lost EVERYTHING due to her "Mad lawyering Skills". I mean really....ONE....ONE dildo washer...who CHOOSES to lie and acquire a fake i.d. causes Ted to lose EVERYTHING.... When? ....when can we sue for malpractice? If we can't sue the bitch...can we not have the boys having anymore legal issues. cause it's really not fair .
Mel and Lindz....are having a baby....woo hoo! Next
Ben and Michael.....I liked the way it was written . I felt for Ben and Michael. Although I don't like that Ben was portrayed as sooo stupid as to really think Michael would actually infect himself ...in order to understand him more. I hate that "Zen Ben" in his Roid Rage has forgotten that Michael also suffers with him. I mean does Ben NOT think that Michael actually loves him?
Brian and "Com-Stock-Well"...I like seeing all the glaring eyes on Liberty Ave towards Brian. Him fraternizing with the "Enemy" is also extremely funny. I mean really..."Com-Stock-Well" and his cronies wants Brian to help them rid Liberty Avenue of Backrooms, Bathhouses....and Drugs???.
Don't cha just love Daphne...always giving a plug in for Brian...as she sat there watching Justin try to convince himself that his little Stradivarius Strummer was all he ever wanted. She wasn't buying..
I just wanted to ask. How many of us have been Justin? I know I have. Standing there listening to Ethan tell him that "You're the Only One I play for" shit. How many of us felt that knot in your gut that told you that "This Mother Fucker Is Lying To Me"?....That's called instinct...and next time Justin...go with it. you know like in 301...that ice cream flash back...that hot shower sex flashback...that "Ohhh my ass is on fire from what I see on that bed " flashback...it was your gut telling you to Stay yo ass where you are.
The truth has been revealed.Most of us saw this coming in 216 . Ethan and his "Perfect " rap to Justin ala Eddie Murphy's Dexter St .Jacques ( doing my best Jamaican accent) always there swinging his dick..."If I was your boyfriend I'd make love to you connstaantlee". He laid it on thick. And Justin now feels like a fool, cause he brought it hook line and violin bow. It's amazing the double entendre of the roses. The flowers , the ring and the sappy as Mrs. Butter' Worth syrup sentiments that he held as so important to a relationship...all ripped to shreds , literally. I think Justin is realizing that living with the hard truths that Brian gave him are not as bad as the "Soft" lies that Ethan told. Ethan's pathetic little "Look how many times you forgave Brian". he actually tried to guilt Justin into staying. What an asshole. My mother always told me ...if it seems to too good.. You all know the rest....I'm breaking out the booze..it's time to celebrate. No more violin music. No more yellowing , scraggily picket fence smile. No more "making Love" in the "Den of Dirt"...No more "Ethan Erk"....No more Chin Rats.....WE ARE FREE!
WOOO HOOO....Ethan got his walking papers.. Or at least...Justin has packed up the U-haul yet again and moving on.
Now to my favorite.....Brian and Justin
Well...not much interaction between them. But it's obvious a few things. Even though Brian purports not to care...he notices everything where Justin is concerned. Noticing that he didn't sleep at home. Noticing that he's wearing the same clothes. Of course there has to be something wrong in paradise. Justin's terse response, kinda like he resents Brian for being right.
The end scene....It's official...Cowlip is trying to kill me. You heard it here first...so when I die while watching this show...sue them. That scene was a killer. Not that it was hot or anything like that. But it was actually emotionally draining. I'm sick of this shit. They couldn't keep their eyes off each other. The pull that they were obviously resisting....it's making me crazy. I fucking love these two...but someone needs to kick BOTH of there asses.....but I'll tell you one thing about that scene from here on out...
IT IS ON!
On smaller notes...Daphne looked awesome as always..I like that Justin trimmed his shit. The last episode his hair looked like it needed a relaxer....cause it was obviously upset. And who the Fuck was the lightening person for that last scene?....cause Randy looked sooooo fucking Beautiful in it.
Okay...Tell Me What You Think.