Okay. Let's get to this week's episode.
Ted and Emmett's new neighbor.....can I sock this bitch? That's all I want , then I'll be happy. The one thing I love about this relationship, is that these two love each other for who they are. Mel & Linds make me sick in this episode. Too be the first to tell Emmett he should compromise who he is for a bunch of STUPID INANE BREEDERS just P.O.'d me. I love that Ted doesn't want Emmett to change for anyone. I love that Ted Loves Em, wild decor, flamboyant Swish and all. The way it should be. The neighbors....KILL THEM ALL! Just annihilate them with a big BOMB!
Ted's website trouble's....ahhhh, I don't know what to make of it. So I won't try.
I just want to send a note out to Daphne. Girlfriend...we won't beat you down again, cause you are obviously trying to talk some sense to Justin. But we all know that Justin still has that bag of black eyed peas that they used to replace his brain. So you tight. Don't worry. But you better get on it bitch...or we coming after you again.
Ohhhh My Fucking GOD....ETHAN HAS A BATH!...Time for me to pray, go to church, cause it is time for my ass to repent. Why was this such a hard fucking thing to use before. As Cree said, why did Justin have the need to go home with "Ass Funk" all over his face? And to steal another line from Cree...why did Justin have to leave it on his body to marinate for Brian to smell when he got home? I'm just fucking dumbstruck by this whole bath thing.
But ...I just have to tell you...that Ethan...his a quick lying little fuck. He told that lie to the interviewer real quick. (Here's Twilight Zone Music). Just like he lied to Justin. Anyone who is truly sincere would not have gone off with anyone else so quickly. I know that at least with Justin straying, it was after much effort to get Brian's attention. Yet Ethan has perpetuated the whole "I'm the Perfect , Romantic, Ring Giving Faithful Boyfriend" only a few days ago, and already he's cheating as soon as he gets out of town.....HE MUST DIE!
Ben , Michael and the roids. I feel for Ben. But I feel for Michael worrying about him. I was angry and heartbroken for both of them. I understand where Ben is coming from about constatly worrying about himself and the chance he could infect Michael. But I was also angry that he forgot so easily how Michael overcame that fear and takes the physical and psychological risk of being with and loving him.
Ohhhh my God.....I Never Thought I'd see Brian "Queen Out" . And YES he did "Queen Out"...."Your Boyfriend tried to kill me". "He practically stuffed me in a locker"..."He almost murdered me"...."I'm scarred for life"...."Keep him the fuck away from me"....Ohhh my...I loved Brian's Drama Princess side. Even though this was serious business...I think Brian being over dramatic was his way of getting Michael's attention. And I think we will seriously see if he gets through to him next week.
Now for what's REALLY Important.
The delivery of the ring. All I can say is that Justin didn't look to enthused to accept it. I mean we know this is what he's always wanted....but we know that this is NOT the person he wants it from.....But it's the symbolism of the ring that is at play for me. It symbolizes all of Justin's ideals and dreams about "True Love". Well I think "True Love" is about to give a hint and a half for his ass.
What kills me about the ring is not only does Brian notice it....he lets Justin KNOW that he notices it. And as much as he doesn't want anyone to think he cares or is effected by Justin being with "Ian", him noticing more of what "Ian" is giving him, what he in turn refused to give him, shows that Brian...IMO...has something up his sleeve. Don't ask me why? But I just think that a culmination of Brian choosing Justin as the artist for Carnival, telling "Ian" to sign the contract is for some reason clicking with me in a different way.
Justin pissed me off with this line..."Fuck all you know about romance".. FUCK YOU JUSTIN!...I'm sorry guys, I know it's not his fault that he doesn't remember prom, and I know all he wanted from Brian was something he could remember...but to say that like he NEVER tried just pissed me all to shit.
And that brings me to the scene in the bar. Both of them are realizing what their ideas of love, romance and relationships may be causing them to lose. Justin is realizing that loving Ethan cause he's a "Cornball" doesn't make Ethan true . Him calling Ethan a "Cornball" is a prime indicator that Justin is in love with the words and sentiments...not Ethan. Ethan even says "It's why you love me". He's also realizing the importance of TRUTH in a relationship. Not how it appears with the romantic words, rings and sappy sentiments. Brian 's contemplation of talking to Justin in the bar is obvious in the way he closes his eyes and ..TOO ME...says "I Can Do This". Brian is realizing that something so small as a ring could have changed all of this. His pointing out that Justin is lucky to have his ring...well I can't say that Brian knows what Justin has just seen. But I think he senses that all is not well in "Paradise". Brian's senses are keen. And if my ASSUMPTION is correct, throwing Justin's sentiments and ideals back him is just likely to get the ball rolling for a reunion.
Ohhh...and they changed the song at the end of this one too. But unlike the atrocity committed against 304...this was a much better choice. The other was extremely sappy. Don't kill me Snooks.
I LOVED LOVED LOVED Justin's Scarf. I didn't like Gale's Sweater, it should have been either dark or muted shade. But I did like the concept. Emmett can do no wrong. Daphne's ponytails were slammin. Ben's muscles....WOOOHOOO. The commercial director in the cowboy hat...TOOO COOL.
Okay....I'm still contemplating this whole bath shit.It's really starting to bug me to see Ethan bathing. But...
Tell me what you think.