by xof
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Before we start, about Baby Hiatus Fred. He's been adopted!!!! He's now known as Permanent Hiatus Fred!!!! What??? It's a name. lol... He's been taken into the loving traumatized arms of "OZ" fans everywhere. Hey, I figure they've seen how NOT to let him end up!!! lol.... Course if he turns out to be a "Friend of Dorothy" when he's older - then this will all get SOOOO surreal....ha.
uhmmm hmmm.....and NOW....3, 2, 1
Babylon!!!! lol... As if there were any other place on a QAF Earth....
Opening shot??? Brian's crotch!!! snicker.... I'm not joking. He's on the dance floor and this exotic looking trick is undoing his jeans and going to his knees to blow Brian - in front of everyone.... The odd thing here? Well, besides EVERYTHING. Is that hardly anyone even blinks, or looks at them. Make that No One....hmmm. Camera cranes up to shoot overhead and the direction of the shot starts to sway and swirl. Think psychedelic without the drugs.... Oh wait, looking at Brian's face - make that WITH the drugs.
Segue into a twirling shot of clothes being tumbled dried in the basement of Michael's apartment building. Michael standing, looking VERY frightened as he waits for his clothes to finish. Snort....snicker, complete riot of laughter...opps. Sorry...uhmm hmm. How to describe this.... Well, he's hugging his own body and staring at a neighbor - who's a COMPLETE freak!!!! Heck, the man deserves the "azoid" attached to that word. Meet Mr. Freakazoid - in leather. I'm talking about a man in his what? 50's? with Long Grey hair down his back. Pirate style. In black leather vest, leather chaps over leather shorts...ewwww. And he's just ... He's the equivalent of the hair standing up on your arms. Think of that feeling as a physically manifested human - supposedly - being. Standing like two feet from you in a small basement laundry room. And you've got it. Oh, and he wants to jump your bones. Or rather, Michael's bones that is....lol. Ewwwwww .... Michael, the newly-visually-molested, Novotny - makes an attempt to smile back at the lewd man - but only manages a grimace. (((Hell, I'd grimace too - considering the man's NOT washing clothes - he's putting two feet long dildo's into the washing machine!!!!!!!!!!!!! THUD!!!!! I may be scarred for life. Think of the germs!!! Think of how glad I am that Baby Fred is out in Permanent Hiatus-ville!!!!))) When thankfully Michael's laundry is done!!! He goes to bend over to empty the machine...when Mr. Freakazoid in Leather takes a great big old gander at Michael's ass. At which point, Michael purposefully turns his body so his ass in facing the camera. Not that I mind....uhmm hmm. As Michael grabs his clothing as fast as he's able, we get a shot of Mr. Freakazoid Leather - posing and licking his lips as he winks at Michael. (((AWWWWWWWWWW....help!!! "Rage!!!" "Zephyr!!!" Damsel in distressssssssss!!!! Oh, and Michael too....course he's "always Lois Lane." So you could rescue us both...lol.))) Michael rushes out of the room, dropping a sock and underwear on the floor as he shudders verbally while passing the man on the way out.
Michael entering his apartment. Telling someone he lost clothing, but he's not going back down with the "Crypt Master" to get them. Ben, who's on the couch reading the apartment listings, isn't paying attention to anything Michael's saying. So to prove that point, Michael sticks out his ass....(((Oh yeah, baby...))) and says this incredibly hot guy was down there, and when Michael bent over to get his clothes - "he ripped off my pants and he fucked the shit out of me." Proceeding to make the motions as he finishes the story....lol. And no-go on gaining Ben's attention...lol. So he tries a more contact-sport way of gaining BBB's attention. (((Remember, that's Big Ben Bruckner. But trust me, that name'll mean a WHOLE lot more as the episode continues.))) Michael lies across Ben's lap and takes his glasses away, so Ben can't read the paper. "You already have an apartment, complete with appliances and hard wood floors. And a built-in boyfriend...." lol... He kisses Ben. Ben asks if Michael's sure he wouldn't rather be out with Brian. We get a flash of Brian being blown on the dance floor by his exhibition-friendly trick. Michael says it's tempting, but then he's got the hottest man in the Pitts there to help him fluff and fold...lol. He's pressing Ben down on the couch as they make out. (((Very nice...Hal's getting in some goooood Bobby smoochies...oh, uhmm. I meant man-o-man lip-lock practice. Uhmm hmm... Okay, I can't get out of this one. Anyone got a ladder???)))
Lindz with Gus!!! (((And OMG, he's in cotton plaid checks!!! It's like Dr. Dave sent him shirts from Oregon. Course Gus is a good name for a lumberjack.))) She's at Brian's, trying to talk him into helping the Gay and Lesbian Center with their fundraising. Which he won't do.... "It's not my problem," say the goofy face-making Dad. And WHAM-O, out comes Mr. Exotic Dance floor Knee-Blow - buck ass nekkid. He gets an apple as Lindz shields Gus' eyes, then disappears back into the bedroom. (((Me, I'm more shocked that he's still in the Loft and hasn't been kicked out yet...since it's like - daylight.))) Lindz says it's a very big problem if they have to cut the AIDS hospice care and runaway teen assistance programs. Brian says, as he looks at his laptop - at a picture of the Stingray Corvette - he doesn't do volunteer work but he'll do it for a more "amenable agreement."
Cut to the Center's committee - and the same two Mr. and Ms. Uptight chair people who hate Brian, saying there's no way they'll work with Brian on this. Lindz pulls out a proposal that Brian's come up with. Saying since they've only sold 40 tickets so far, they need his help. The "Edge" that he wants to add to the Carnivale. He'll organize the event, and get corporate sponsors that'll match any take in donations up to $100,000.00. Yep, you read that right. Mr. and Ms. seem suddenly thrilled with Brian. However.....lol. He'll only do it for 20% off the top of total contributions!!!! Mr. and Ms. are outraged...lol. But as Lindz quotes Brian, "Would you rather have 100% of nothing, or 80% of more than you ever fucking dreamed of?" (((Nice line....lol.)))
Tahhhhhhh dahhhhhhhhhhhh.... Smoothly pulling around the corner, is a Classic Stingray. Every man's muscle car.... (((Esp, if they happen to be a certain actor who spent a great deal of his youth growing up in muscle car Georgia and another part of his life fixing Classic motorcycles. Gale got what he wanted....haha. A "sexier" car than the Black Jeep. Course, I keep hearing another fellow Georgian in my ear - namely Ms. Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman saying the car "corners like it's on rails." lol... But more about hookers with bad fashion sense later.....snort.))) It looks black to me. But I've heard it's bottle green. Hmm... Brian's test driving it with Michael in the passenger seat. Michael says $30,000.00 is a lot of money for an old car. Brian says it's a classic, not old. And that he's had some cash fall into his lap.... (((What hasn't he had in his lap lately??? Besides tricks and money. Oh, Justi..... Opps. I could go there some more, but I won't....lol. Bad recapper muse, BAD.))) M: "Well that's a sizable chunk of change for boyfriend replacement therapy." B: "I don't have a boyfriend. I've never had a boyfriend." M: "Right. Must be a mid-life crisis." B: "I'm only 30." M: "One." B: "And since I plan on being dead by the time I'm 39, that's one annoyance I won't have to deal with." M: "Yeah, I'll be sure to remind you of that on your 60th Birthday." Mr. Change-the-Subject Kinney - "Come on, Mikey. If we leave now, we can be in New York by Midnight." M: "No fucking way, Ben almost moved out because of you." He gets out of the car...leaving Brian to grimace when Michael closes the door too hard. Brian drives off. (((Okay, the car sorta looked Green there - but it could either be the reflection of the sun or the fact that it's St. Patrick's Day....lol."
Liberty Diner - Horvath is flirting with Deb. Het romance in Gay-eats-ville. lol.... We get a mention that Deb's losing weight. (((Sharon's T-Shirt says, "Friends don't let friends line dance." Haha..))) They start to kiss, but Deb's gotta get back to work. So they make a date, but Horvath changes their regular bowling plans so they can stay at Deb's to watch TV. Which is in her Bedroom!!! Whoooohoooooooo.... Good OLD Monkey Love!!! (((Xof ducks as her mom slaps her upside the head just like Deb does to Michael.... And yes, she DOES read these.))) I'm kidding... (((Wink, wink - nudge nudge. Oh, ewwww - that was Mr. Freakazoid's routine.))) Nice to see Deb so shy about finally having sex with him. Tramp-mouth Advisor, but a Lady-in-Love.
Deb goes to give Temmett their meal. Em's looking luvly in light peach and beads...lol. They are teasing her about doing it with a Cop. She tells them to mind their own "fucking" business. lol... Just then, Brian's hand enters the frame and he snaps his fingers in Ted's face. By way of a Hello...lol. Then proceeds to not sit or talk to them, walking instead over to - oh who could it be??? Could it beeeeeeeeeee Just - then. Uhm, hmm. I mean Justin. lol... He tells Justin he's got a proposition for him. At Justin's raised eyebrow, Brian adds it's a business proposition. (((As thousands of shippers groan in heavy chorus as the the words, "nobody knows the trouble I seen, nobody knows but Cowlip....." underscore their agony. Hugs to you all.))) Brian wants Justin to do the Carnivale Poster. Which Justin'll do for free since it's charity. B: "Didn't I teach you anything?" They bargain on a price, and Justin won't budge on his opening offer of $500. Which makes Brian proud. They agree on that price.
Lindz and Mel's hormone happy house of hopefulness - (((Take THAT, you High School Harpies of Higher Education. Uhmm, hmm. I mean English teachers from my past. Does this mean I get an "A" in Alliteration???))) Mel's telling Lindz she got "zapped" by the laser, and that aside from having a couple stitches she's now able to be fruitful and multiply. That is, that now she can have a child. Get pregnant. Pop out the proverbial loaf, as it were.... "Right away," apparently. Lindz is amazed, aside from asking why Mel didn't let her go with her. Mel said it was something she had to do on her own, face her own fears. They hug. Mel tells her that she wants to carry their next child. A little "Melanie" or "Melvin" (((Ewwwwwwwww, what IS it with these two and the bad boy names??? lol....))) Mel says all they have to do is pick a donor. Lindz - "I thought we already had one." What follows is exactly what you'd expect.... Mel refusing to consider Brian as the father. (((Not a surprise.))) Lindz insisting he's the right choice (((not a surprise))) due to money, his saving their wedding and the fact that their kids would have the same father. Oh, and he's "changed." L: "And bottom line, without him, our kids wouldn't be related."
Gym - Ben's lifting weights with this Hulk of a spotter standing over him. And then we get a realllllllllllllly fun looking camera angle and scene set up. As the boys watch the buff display, we see each one sit-up (((literally))) into the frame. They are all lying side by side and doing sit-ups. Only rising up when it's their line...lol. Now it looks fabulous, and bravo for the effort. (((But can you imagine what their abdomens and backs must have felt like after doing this again and again, flubbing lines - retakes. Talk about a workout...out.))) Ted says who's the hottie. Michael says that's his boyfriend. With this BIG smile on his face...lol. But the topic is really about the Hulk, and turns to steroid abusers and what happens when one steps over the work-out line. But THEN!!!! You hear Deb's voice joining in and ALLL four men sit up at once - too see - OH the HORROR, Deb in THEIR GYM!!! lol.... In workout clothes. Michael's immediately upset. M: "You go to the same bars and the same clubs I do, now you gotta come to the same gym? Can't I have one place in the world that's my own?" D: "You want to be workout buddies." (((Her T-shirt says "Never waste an erection."))) He rushes off...lol.
Next, Deb's on a treadmill with Ted and Em. Well, not literally on the same one.... Now that would be a feat....lol. They are trying to get her to spill the details. She won't. So they know instantly that she's not had sex with Horvath. She says it's not that he's not interested, it's just been awhile since she's "worked out." She doesn't want to disappoint him. Realllllllly cute moment, Ted says, "Well, if anyone knows how to please his man, it's Em." Em gets this realllly happy embarrassed but flattered grin on his face, "Ohhhh....HUSH!" The smile gets BIGGER....lol. The Dynamic Duo - "Doctors of Dickology" - offer to refresh her memory. (((Would that be a voyeuristic method of instruction? lol....)))
Locker-room - lots of dangly bits all around. Michael's spying around corners, stepping cautiously through the room - on full alert in case Deb shows up. lol... Ben says, "It's the men's locker room." And Michael asks my question, "You think that would stop her?" Ben laughs. And oh loooooook, it's the Twins of Gay Clich�. Those two snarky queen bitches from ep. 1 who were talking about Brian in Woody's. They are gossiping - AGAIN. And Ben overhears some BADDD news. Apparently his Ex, Paul, the one who infected him with HIV - has died. Ouch...
Justin's working on the computer at Ethan's place, on the poster for Carnivale. Ethan's on the phone with a friend. Who's inviting them both to a party he's throwing. One that Justin does NOT want to go to. Ethan is asked if his "imaginary lover" will be attending. J: "Tell him, I would rather eat shit and die." Ethan: "He says he can't wait to meet you." Justin laughs. Justin says he isn't anti-social, he just can't stand people...lol. Ethan says he's a bigger snob than Ethan himself. Ethan notices the art, and Justin tells him he's doing it for a charity event. That a "friend" is paying him to do it. Ethan immediately knows it's Brian. Asks what if he's trying to get Justin back. Justin says he's with Ethan, and Brian can't have him back. J: "What makes you think I would ever go?" E: "He's rich, gorgeous and can make cash magically appear...." (((Well, there is that.....lol.))) J: "I want to be with you." E: "Prove it." And Justin proceeds to do just that by pushing Ethan on the bed, yanking down his pants and blowing him. hmmmm.... Ethan at least sounds convinced...lol.
Fun scene.... Lindz and Mel are at the bar, paying for Brian's drink. B: "What do you want this time?" lol.... L: "We've decided to give Gus a sibling." She's alllll smiles. Brian says well, it's lucky he hasn't "shot a load in two hours." He stands up, and grabs his empty glass. Pulling it down below the bar, he says, "This'll only take a second." Awwwwwwwwww!!! lol.... Lindz yanks the glass away. "Not now!" B: "Well, when do you want it?" And here it comes.... They tell him it'll be Mel. He immediately laughs at them. They tell him Mel's been cured of her Endometriosis. Brian refuses, saying "Mel's one of the leading causes of erectile dysfunction." M: "Thank you." B: "Besides, I agreed to impregnate you, not your husband." Lindz tries to play the related to Gus card, but Brian says look at he and his sister. That's not good enough. She says they had a deal, but he says she's the one who changed the terms. As he leaves, "Me and Melanie. Ma and Pop...." lol....
Okay - Brace yourselves! And considering the subject of this next scene - I mean that literally.... The luvly Novotny Dinner table. Witness to Lady and the Tramp Dr. Dave and Michael, Brian groping Justin during their Honeymoon Phase, Ben's HIV status and subsequent now-fallen plans to go to Tibet. Oh what we've seen and said around that wood. Uhmm hmmm.... Sorry, it's the props that are raining down as this scene starts. Dildos. Lots and Lots and Lots of Dildos. Every color of the rainbow, every size. The Thump and Thuds of raining Dicks as they hit the surface.... (((SOME BODY, Any body!!! My EYES, My Eyes!!!!! I'd say my delicate nature, but you'd know I was lying...lol.))) Temmett have brought a veryyyy large, uhmm, big....uhm varied supply of guidance toys for their Dainty Deb's lesson in the pleasures of oral sex. All fresh...and new. D: "I just want to sleep with the guy, not drill for oil." Awwww...haha. Em points to all the peni (((lord, did I just use the term "peni"???))) that are standing straight up in the air on the table - and asks which one looks most like Horvath. Deb doesn't know, they've only kissed. They say they'll give her the dish and dirt of oral sex expertise, so that Horvath'll think she's his queen. Em begins the lesson. Pay attention luvs....hehe. 1) Relax the jaw. (((I'm thinking this was one HECK of a script-read-through day...lol.))) 2) Rotating the jaw first clockwise, then counterclockwise. 3) Wag the tongue. Next is Ted, 4) "Grasp the shaft firmly in your right hand, creating a velvet vise." Em gives them both a really pleased look, as they all three do as instructed with their dildo of choice. Cause babies, this is HIS moment. 5) "Now open wide, being sure to cover the teeth, allowing for a smooth and unobstructed entry." At which point.... uhmm. Emmett, via Peter Paige, proceeds to take the dildo alllll the way down to his fist. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! (((I tell you, if I wasn't aware that he was gay in the first place - this would have been a BIG clue...lol. Bravo!!! lol....))) And of course, you notice he's the only one to actually do it. Scott just gets to sit there looking mesmerized as Ted. Getting lost in seeing his lover going to town on the dildo...which is a riot. Deb at this point had to close her eyes and say as calmly as she can, "Boys, you know I love you. I just have to ask one question. Are you out of your FUCKING minds????" snickerrrrrrrrr....awwwww. Em looks perplexed as he lets the toy out of his mouth....THUD. Ted tells Deb there are parties in Beverly Hills where housewives pay big bucks for this kind of information. Em says what's the harm in learning to do it the right way. Deb takes her gum out, putting it on one of the dildos...lol. Then takes the smallest dick on the table in her hand. At the look from the boys, she huffs and switches to a bigger model...haha. They all three go through the 1...2...and as they are all about to chow down....snort, the scene ends. (((I'm thinking, can you imagine if Michael had walked into the house at exactly that moment? giggggggggling as I type.....)))
Liberty Avenue at night - Ben's sitting on a bench, smoking. So you know he's upset...lol. Michael comes out with some coffee. Ben's trying to act like it's ok, that's he's ok. But he's realllllly not. Michael says he's sorry about Paul, about Ben. Ben says he didn't expect it to be so soon. Than he would have gone to see him, something. Finally, Ben asks, "Then why am I so GD angry with him? For getting it, for giving it to me." He's mad because Paul didn't take care of himself. Didn't exercise, build up muscle mass - eat right. Anything to help himself survive longer. That when Paul got sick, he gave up. Michael says Ben does those things, that he does everything he's suppose to do. Ben snaps that he still ended up in the hospital. B: "Maybe it doesn't matter." Michael says the most important thing is to believe it does. He tries to touch Ben, to comfort him. But Ben pulls away....
Deb and Horvath, after dinner. Teasing, kissing. Deb says she's nervous. That it's been a long time. "Last century." He says he'll be gentle, guide her through it. Maybe teach her a few things.... (((Snicker....oh honey child, have we got news for you.)))
Brian's loft - He's looking over Justin's artwork for the poster. After getting Justin to stand closer....lol. He says the _expression needs changing and the angle of his hip. A fuck _expression, and emphasized cock. Justin says, "It's all about sex." B: "Unless it's about death, but Death doesn't sell tickets." The door opens and it's Michael, with Chinese food. He says he didn't know it was for three. But Justin leaves, "We're done, right?", with a quick hi between he and Michael. Brian laughs, saying he's glad they kissed and made up. He asks Michael how much he owes him. Michael says it's on him. So Brian pulls out some fancy joints, saying he'll provide the hor o'deuvres. He lights one, and passes it to Michael. Who breathes in the smoke...and in a rather cool effect, opens his mouth and slowly lets the smoke curl out of it in one long glide as it rises (((Hal - for a non-smoker, you worked for that shot...lol.))) and the camera rotates the picture, until we see that time has passed and they've been at it for awhile. All the food's gone, butts in the ashtray, beer bottles tipped over on the floor. (((Brian's only this messy around Michael....lol.))) Michael's lying on the ground, completely toasted. With his head in Brian's lap. (((Yet another thing in Brian's lap this episode. What is it with Gale Harold's crotch tonight? Is he wearing magnetic underwear??? lol.... All yee who enter, this is your shrine. Pay tribute or be kicked off for season FOUR.))) He's giggling and laughing, as is Brian. Totally having fun looking at their old yearbook and reminiscing about past schoolmates. One that died, one that became a lap dancer after she was expelled for blowing the Math teacher. Brian's completely let his guard down, at ease. And Michael's getting more and more giggly as it goes on. Until he tells Brian about Paul dying. B: "What a wonderful world You'd have to be nuts, or a selfish piece of shit to want to bring a child into it." M: "You did." B: "Yeah, Lindz convinced me one night when I was tripping." They both crack up again. B: "I sure as hell am not doing it for Smelly Melly." As he lights a pipe for Michael (((Lordy, how high do they gotta get??? lol...))) Brian says why would any queer in his right mind want to have a kid. "Can't think of one, can you?" M: "Wait a minute. Hold on." He smokes some, then says, "To piss off straight people." And starts cackling as Brian laughs with a thoughtful _expression on his face....
Welcome to the World of PEACH!!! And no - I'm not talking about Georgia, again. lol... It's Deb's bedroom. All frilly and peach. A practically naked, aside from the strategically placed (((Thank you, thank you, thank you))) sheet over his groin, Horvath and Deb post-coatis. She's sitting with the sheet around her. Horvath's in pure heaven. Having had one HECK of a good time. Apparently tooooo good a time. (((BTW, she shagged him in her wig...lol.))) He makes the BIG mistake of saying no one could have done what she just did without a little practice...ouch. And BOOM, she's kicking him out the bed for thinking she's easy. Oh dear....
Next day - Brian and Justin walking down Liberty looking at alllllllllll the copies of Justin's poster in the windows. Brian pays Justin the $500, adding in $100 for finishing on time. And he gives Justin two tickets to that night's Carnivale. One for him and one for "Ian." lol.... Speak of the virtuoso, and here's Ethan. Kissing Justin hello. In front of Brian. When Justin shows him the tickets, Ethan gives them back to Brian saying they have plans. Brian says if they change their minds, they're names are on the list. (((Would that be Ethan or Ian??? lol....)))
Temmett at the Dinner, with a VERY angry and hurt Debbie taking their orders. They ask what's the special - which she tells them is, "The Dick of Death. Foot long hot dog, with creamy cold slaw on the side. Don't make me repeat it." Temmett in tandem, "Two Specials." Awwwwwwww...lol. Snort. (((The T-shirt says, "Pull Hard."))) She tries to walk off, but they stop her - wanting all the details. She says she's an asshole for listening to them. They say there's no way "their time-tested technique" (((See Mr. Scott - they can use alliteration, too!!!))) would have failed unless she did it wrong. D: "Oh he responded to every flick and lick." Ted: "So what's the problem?" She says Horvath thinks she's a whore. Em, getting alllllllll emotional - hand to heart, says, "I'm so proud!" THUD!!! Now that's funny.... Deb says she never wants to see Horvath again.
Lindz and Melanie at a booth in the Diner. Mel's going over sperm candidates. Menza is mentioned...lol. When all of a sudden, here'ssssssssss Brian. He pops in (((Get your minds out of the gutter. Consider that a mantra...lol. Besides, the next few lines are further there than you were gonna go...lol.))) and pours cream into one of their coffees...lol. Nice imagery. (((Notice the Souuuuuuuuthern accent Gayle uses here. Say that slow and easy, and you'll hear his roots showing..lol. I'm kidding. I can, as a Southern Peach myself.))) He says it's fresh, he should know, "I milked it myself." The hand-gestures are included...lol. Lindz giggles, Mel's disgusted. The girls say it's disgusting. And in a line that sounds WAYYYYY TOO much like my own best friend, Brian says, "Yo bitches. I'm offering to lend a hand." (((Hi there, IRA!!! lol...))) He says if it's a boy they can name him Brian Jr. And if it's a girl - "Charity, in honor of my donation. Now let's piss off some heterosexuals." Lindz is happy happy. Mel's soooooo not.
Gym - Ben's working out like a fiend. Taking it way too far, so far that he can hardly get the weights up. He looks over at the spotter we saw earlier. The muscled "Roy" - who he asks to give him some help. With, drum roll please..... nutritional supplements. And off they go to complete the drug deal.... Ben, you ASS. (((Who, me? Judgmental? Never.....)))
Police department. In walks Temmett. Ted, all nervous because the last time he was there he was under arrest - thanks to Michael...lol. And Emmett, walking in while wearing a shag carpet as a coat. (((I'm not kidding, folks. It's light purple-gray and it's shag. All he needs is the bell-bottoms and pimp-daddy hat and he'd be styling....lol. But as you'll see, the look - it's ... Popular with the police station crowd. Snicker....))) They are there to tell Horvath they are the cause of the "oral misdemeanor" from the night before...lol. That they taught her all she knows. So that doesn't make her a slut. Em: "The truth is, Detective. We're the sluts." Ted: "Speak for yourself." lol.... Ted says that underneath all Deb's bravado, she's an old fashioned girl who just wanted to please her man. Now at this point .... giggle. Sorry, I can't NOT laugh. (((See, this gag just caused me points for the double negative. Whaaaaaaa))) At this point, in walks a hooker. No, not Julia Roberts. Just one who has the same bad fashion as she did in a certain prostitute with a heart of gold movie. And what is she wearing??? Emmett's coat. The same one, folks. Emmett looks soo..... uhmmmm, affronted by being caught in the same outfit, and by the implications...lol. He ducks his head, and Ted. hehehehehe.... Ted puts a sympathetic hand on Em's shoulder and says so gently, "Oh, honey." (((Can someone help me??? I've giggled myself off the bed. Typing from the floor....it's a new trick.)))
Okay - Ethan and Justin at the party. A lot of talk that Justin's not interested in, and neither are we. (((This all looks painfully familiar, like Michael at David's first dinner party.))) Justin goes off to have a smoke. Ethan comes up, asking if he's having fun. Justin says he's just nervous. They kiss. Ethan's friend interrupts them, and as they talk about Justin's art - he snidely says Justin's not just a pretty face after all. To which Justin says, "No. I've got a pretty big cock as well. And I give one hell of a blow job, right Ethan?" Hahaha.... (((Oh my....)))
W-E-L-C-O-M-E To Carnivale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One HUGE sex pit of a party....lol. I'm not kidding. Brian's created a circus theme with each booth holding a sexual theme, display, enactment or game. Aerial performers, the grinders ((( that's not what you think it is - think wearing a metal outfit and running sanders over your body to cause sparks - and you've got it))), and the like are allllllllll over. The place is packed!!! People everywhere. One of the games is "Butthole Bingo" - again, not kidding. But more on this later...lol. "Whip-a-rama," is another. (((Frankly, I'm wondering why in the world Dale Wexler skipped out on the festivities....lol.))) Fire breathers are there. A variation on another circus theme - dildo swallowers....lol. We see the Center's board members standing in front of Butthole Bingo with horror all over their faces. (((How do you play, do you ask??? If you've seen "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" ???? Then you know already. Same technique, just a different orifice. Ewww))) Brian's telling them over 800 people are there, and the line's wrapped around the corner outside. Mr. and Ms. yell at him for defacing the positive gay image the Center wanted to project. Brian says that it's okay to have a little down and dirty fun. Mel tells him he's gone too far. Brian, "Well, if it's any consolation to you. You'll be making $10,000.00 off of his ass alone." A stray ball flies out at them, and all of them run...lol....well, they don't. But they should have....lol.
Justin telling Ethan he's beat and is taking off. Ethan says he'll go to, but Justin says to stay. He'll see him at home.
Horvath at Deb's house. She's pissed....lol. But lets him in. She's eating her diet food, which isn't much. He says she needs to eat to keep up her strength. She gets angry and snaps that yeah, esp. since she's got ten blowjobs to give before she hits the hay. OUCH.... He tells her about Temmett coming to talk to him. The "tall swish-stick" and "the one who looks like an accountant." lol... He tells her it means alot that she wanted to please him like that. He's since gotten a little crash course of his own, from two lesbian detectives he knows. Deb says no, really? He says it was very informative. And he's got some homework to do.....ha.
Carnivale continues....Michael, Em and Ted at the dick ring toss. Ted wins an anatomically correct and erect, doll for Emmett....lol. Michael pouts saying the doll reminds him of Ben. At which point, Em literally does point - to the doll's erection with a questioning look. hehehe... Ben didn't come because of morning Paul. But out of the blue - Here'ssssssssss Ben. Smooching on Michael, and picking him up over his shoulder like the He-Man he chemically is.....grrrrr. And off they go into the crowd. We see Ted and Em running off to have more fun....and we also see Emmett's wearing black angel wings....lol.
Mel and Lindz coming home. Mel's cursing Brian. Lindz is reminding her that he did make the center close to $100,000.00 minus his percentage. Mel says he humiliated them at the same time. Lindz adds that didn't keep them from accepting the money. Mel says Brian's is a loose cannon, not to be trusted and will not be the father of her child. Lindz says she had a baby with him. Mel says that was her decision, but she wants someone else.
Back to Carnivale - Brian in one KICKING shirt (((Take a look at the ep. 3 pic of Brian and you'll see what I mean))) lighting a cigarette from blow-torch guy. And then Justin enters. He looks at all the festival highlights. And Brian walks over to him. B: "You made it." J: "Thought I'd see how it was going?" B: "Where's Ian?" (((lol...))) J: "Ethan. He's with his friends." B: "You should have brought him." J: "I don't think so." B: "Maybe he would have learned a few things they don't teach in college." Up comes exotic boy in a thong, staring up at Brian. Who looks back.... Justin says he better go. B: "Tell Ian, we missed him." Justin leaves. We see Brian watching him walk away, as exotic boy touches Brian's arm.
Outside, Brian's alone. Leaving the event. And outside is the Stingray....with a man leaning on it. Brian tells him to move his ass. The man does, but says he always wanted a car like Brian's. That it must have cost alot. B: "Actually, it was a charitable contribution." He asks, "So you want me to take you for a ride." They both get into the car.... And off they go.
End of Episode....
In Two Weeks - yes, two. Next week is the Oscars!!!
Brian's nephew is a little punk, asking if Brian's still a fag. Brian's "Brat sitting." We see Ben shooting up with steroid then telling Michael he's gonna hit the gym. Ted asks Em to move in. Horvath telling Deb and Justin that Brian's nephew's accused him of molestation. Flashes of All the Boys in tuxes as you hear Lindz and Mel say they've chosen "him" to be the father. "What do you say, dad?" (((And I'm not spoiling this for you....lol. But take a GOOD look at the walls behind Lindz' head and you'll be able to tell where they are when they say this. Which tells you exactly who they are asking....lol.)))