3-3 A Modest Proposal
First off before I begin, I�m watching a rerun of Walker: Texas Ranger and some guy who looks like a hybrid of Prince [or the Artist Formerly Known as him] and Michael Jackson just kicked the shit out of some loser and it hurt me and I wasn�t the victim. Plus some pedophile went to prison and being as pc as possible the Native American couple got reunited. Now some guy is talking about the Great Spirit. Then to end my happy moment some thugs come in and start tinkering with some NASCAR engines. Ok where was I again, oh yeah QAF. But first I�m going to say this to the world since I can. I don�t think the U.S. should go to war but if it does I will back our lads and lasses over there giving there all, and I hope you do too. Ok, enough proselytizing.
I�m shaking it dude, are you?
Last time on QAF. Michael was glued to Brian sticking his hand in the cookie jar. Brian fucked a trick so hard, the trick shot buckets on me and that�s damn hard to do seeing as how that was probably taped last year and in Canada, so none of it was fresh. Justin played the role of hypocrite, and his parents suck eggs. Emmett got some on him and got caught. Oh my this week�well let�s see shall we�
We open at Babylon with Brian getting a blowjob right in the middle of the dance floor. He�s not even being discreet about it anymore; he�s just getting it where he can now. I guess trick from last week told some friends because after a sport fuck like that I�d let his Highness do what he wanted where he wanted. Fade from that image to Michael�s laundry room in his apartment building where the Man Child is washing his dildos. I mean that�s a lot of dildos. More than one should have and actually let me ask this being the Babe in the Woods that I am on sex toys. Why have more than one? I mean I didn�t have two rubber duckies when I was young, but then again I wasn�t sticking the duck up my ass either so�
Mike cringes ever so slightly as Man Child eyes him alluringly. He bends to get his clothes and his ass is to Man Child so he turns the opposite direction. I don�t know anyone who gets clothes out of a dryer with their ass at a sixty-degree angle from the dryer. Usually you stand in front of the thing and take out the clothes; at least I did last night when I finished the laundry. Mike loses some of his belongings and when he gets back upstairs says he�s lost junk and isn�t going back down with the Crypt Keeper. Michael really needs to get a job and grow up. Ben�s paying him absolutely no attention so you know their relationship has reached that stage. Michael leans over the table and says, �I said�incredibly hot guy and I was bending over to get my laundry out of the dryer and he ripped my pants off and he fucked the shit out of me.� Now normally this would not upset me hearing Hal Sparks say such things of obvious homosexual overtone but why Lord did he have to bend over the table and mime getting the shit fucked out of him I don�t know. For a minute I could have sworn he needed some Prozac or some Ritalin. He even scrunched up his face for the full effect and grunted a few times. I told you he was crazy and you didn�t believe me. You know if they are giving directions like that and letting those kinds of inanities slip by can we just have more Brian Sport Fucks or clips from Gorillas in the Midst?
Ben, wise that he is, pays Michael no attention. Michael comes over and co-opts the newspaper and Ben�s glasses. Ben tells Michael he�s looking for an apartment. Michael whines per the norm and then says Ben�s got an apartment. Ben then asks Michael if he wouldn�t rather be out with Brian [Ben is dumb as poo too asking crap like that. Just tell Michael to go fuck Brian and leave your sad ass to wither on the vine of loneliness.] and we get to see Brian in medias blowjob and then Michael says it�s tempting but he�s got the hottest guy in Pittsburgh there to help him fluff and fold. Ahh, they are so cute together.
We move to the Loft that Sunshine Abandoned with Brian talking to Lindsay and�oh my gawd, it�s Gus! Sweet Mother of Pearl! That�s all three episodes this season the kid has been in and it doubles the number he was in last season! He�s still Emmy worthy by not uttering a word. I swear Cowlip slipped him something, he looks drugged, but then again with the sperm donation he came from it�s a miracle all those tadpoles weren�t high on something when they turkey basted Susie Homemaker. It�s probably the only reason they made contact was because they were high. They didn�t know they weren�t in a condom. I feel sorry for those guys, they were impaired not by their own making and created our little drug addict.
Lindsay has come over looking for help with the GLC Charity and Brian is not going to lift a finger because you know they dicked him over last time. He makes a face at Gus trying to illicit some reaction from Stone Cold Gus but no such luck then naked trick walks to the �sub zero� from the bedroom and Gus comes alive. Lindsay covers his face so he can�t see naked trick and Gus yelps and blushes, he�s a happy baby. You can almost hear him utter, �Mommy get that fucking hand away from my fucking face. There is a fucking hot man on the scene and I wanna see his big thingy.� Gus even tries to fix his hair a bit to pull his first trick. He�s a young learner, he�s gonna give his dada a run for his money. Oh like this kid isn�t damaged for life already having the potty mouths surround him daily. Please you may now get over yourself.
Well hell just froze over because trick is the same one sucking Brian from the night before. I guess them rules have been thrown to shit. Tricks can stay the night and all the next day if they perform well. Trick even looks clean so I guess Brian installed that clean-o-matic. Brian says he doesn�t do volunteer work but then he sees some car on his laptop and of course for a small fee, he�s willing and able to assist. Hell I guess that�s why Justin had to go, he couldn�t keep paying those small handling fees. Oh Brian you and Franco would have been best friends.
So on to the GLC board meeting where continuity still exists. Lindsay is pimping Brian and the two that came and caught she and Melanie in the middle of a vibrating time are not happy about Kinney�s involvement in the fund-raiser. I would be skeptical as well because you know Brian�s motto: �Sex Sells�. I�m not even going to begin to tell you how it all comes out till we get there so hold up. Anywho the plaid girl and sissy boy are seething until Lindsay tells them the good news about corporate sponsorship and the like. Plaid Girl tells Lindsay to thank Mr. Kinney for volunteering his efforts. Sissy Boy is just too giddy for words. You almost want to bitch-slap him. Lindsay lays down the truth by saying Brian wants 20% of the total and Sissy Boy is flabbergasted, �He expects us to pay him for fund-raising?� No shit Sherlock. How do you think the big boys bring in the big bucks? It�s not through sheer kindness of heart they have to pay for it. Just like Brian does and just like you and Plaid Girl do. Of course hearing that the gross could be upwards of six figures, they reluctantly agree. You know the old saying, money talks and bullshit walks.
Next scene is Brian and Michael in new car which by the way costs 30k. Michel calls the car �boyfriend replacement�. You know for once dodo hit the nail on the head. Brian you should invest money sayith the man who just filed his income tax and opened and IRA to get more of his money back. Brian says he doesn�t have a boyfriend and has never had one. Michael doesn�t press the issue but Brian says they could be in NYC in a few hours and Michael says he can�t; �Ben nearly moved out because of you.� STOP THE PRESSES AND CALL MY LAWYER, I�M GOING TO KILL THAT ASSININE LIITTLE TWIRP. How dare he blame Ben�s almost departure on Brian. If Michael hadn�t been so transfixed at the underwear party or so much an enabler, or just plain doofusie he wouldn�t be in that predicament. I want my cheese grater. Oh and let me warn you know this isn�t going to be the last time someone blames another for their on lack of commonsense.
The Diner. Horvath is talking to Debbie who must be on a diet because Herpes Complex B, I�m sorry Horvath asks, �Is that look of longing for me or the coconut cream?� Debbie must be on a diet. Sharon Gless looks good but she needs to loose the wig. I�d still spike the coconut with something for that little remark he made, and then he asks her if she wanted the last bite. Evil, the man is a sadist. Herpes says Deb is looking real good and then leans over to get him some kisses and then a bell rings and they act like they got caught butt naked in Times Square, not unlike the Naked Cowboy. Don�t ask. Reminds me of the first time I sneaked a kiss on the down low. I was younger so was she but it worked out well. I do love me some kisses. Anywho, Herpes is making some date plans for Friday. Debbie says she�ll reserve a lane, but Herpes wants some TV or a movie. Deb tells him the TV downstairs is on the fritz and the only one working is the one in her bedroom. Herpes is not concerned, he already knows. He�s looking to get him some and frankly I�m not mad at the man. I am also surprised they can�t go to Herpes� place and get it on but Herpes has a plan and the man is sticking to it!
So Debbie brings Emmett, who�s hair looks like Lou Ferrigno from his Incredible Hulk days, and Ted, who�s looking more and more relaxed and less uptight, their meal. [I do my little happy dance for him!] Ted wants to know what it�s like doing it with a cop. The boys relive some of their best porn scenarios and Debbie being hypocritical as always tells them to MYOB: �Mind their own fucking business.� Y�all that is a first if I ever saw it. Debbie told someone to mind their own business. This from the same woman who just last episode told Melanie to tell her what the hell was going on, this from the woman who told Ben to �fuck nice,� this from the woman who is in everybody�s business. Then His Fucked-upness Brian Kinney waltzes in and snaps his fingers in Ted�s face. First, I want to know why and then if he�d been in my face snapping his fingers, I�d a stabbed his ass with a fork I recently pulled out of my ass with all kinds of fecal matter on it and given him dysentery. Oh stuff like that gets my dander up. I don�t care if you are Queen of Denial, you better not come snapping your fingers in my face unless I�m in some trance and you are authorized to do so. See that�s why people end up outlined in chalk.
Temmett don�t understand why Brian did that and neither do I, but Brian may have wanted them to see the show playing out on stage two. Brian comes up to Justin and asks him about doing this gig for a charity. Brian says he has a proposition, a business proposition. Justin says Brian must be desperate. Justin finds out it�s for the center and laughs. Brian says they are paying him. Justin says he�ll do it for free. Brian says, �Have I taught you nothing?� Justin ponies up and says five hundred. Brian counters and Justin says, �Five hundred, take it or leave it.� Of course Brian accepts and wants it done by tomorrow. He a demanding ex-fuck-buddy [I will not refer to them as boyfriends until Brian Kinney does so moving right along.] Boy, you could cut the air with a chainsaw it was so frozen between the two of them. I think Justin still wants Kinney�s balls, and I don�t mean in a good way either.
At the Not So Happy Soon to be Pregnant Fun House, Mel comes home and says she�s been zipped and zapped. Mel says it�s no big deal. Lindsay is shocked. She says she would have gone. You know why do I see this getting ugly later on. You know now that Melanie can have children, is Lindsay really necessary? Oh this is gonna be ugly and I don�t mean like watching George die, it�s gonna get worse. Mel says she doesn�t want Brian to be the donor because, �selfish, promiscuous, and who knows if he�s even negative.� Melanie, you just described all the married men on the face of the Earth. I mean you could do worse and have a Novotny child which would cause you to sell it on the black market to the lowest bidder because even you would feel sorry for the schmo who purchased the fruit of that biological disaster. Oh good god I can see it now. Little Novotny would have the hots for his older brother Kinney. Eww�gross. Now you could have Justin�s kid and pray Gus and Jonah might connect where their fathers� were sorely lacking. Well in my little weird universe it could happen so stop laughing.
Just a side note, this baby is in another scene and I must say I hope he is getting well paid for his services. He totally deserves it you know, for being like the most uninterested baby and not wanting to have Lindsay put her hands on him at all. He�s still upset he didn�t get a real good look at the trick and give his dada a run for his money. I know some four year-old trust fund kids who�d love to have a kept boy, hee!
So at the gym of masculine pursuits, or the place to get laid during the light of day depending on what your workout regime includes the boys are doing their crunches and looking at Ben pump out some reps but wait you�d think Benji the Mighty would be pumping like 250 for reps and he�s breaking a sweat and grunting over 155lbs. Ok, someone is yanking my chain right? Because I know damn well for sure Robert Gant can bench more than that and not be sweating like a hoss! Hell even I can bench 235 for reps so don�t give me any of that bunk about he�s fine and perfect and delectable. He�s a man for the love and Pete and has to maintain for the sex. No self-respecting man would let people think he was a wimp with a body like that. C�mon even the wimpiest can do more than that even on their worst day. Hell I bet Sharon Gless can bench that much.
Ok and now I know why Temmett may have issues. Ted asks who the hottie is and Michael is all glowing, �my boyfriend.� Ted says no not him the other one. Guess what Emmett is right beside him. You know if my girlfriend and I were sitting at some restaurant and some guy walked by and she was drooling after him I�d leave her right there and tell her to call me when she was ready for a real man. I can say this because I know for damn sure she would throw water in my face if I did the exact same thing. Have you seen the Mountain Dew commercial? When Emmett hears the words steroids used he�s all shocked that �Tarzan� [his words not mine] would do such things. Brian says it�s a miracle his liver hasn�t fallen out of his ass yet and then, sweet Jesus I hear Debbie�s voice. Is that nagging I hear?
Michael is way pissed Mommy Dearest has arrived at the gym to work out. Michael asks what she�s doing there and Debbie is well outfitted for the gym, the clothes match the headband. Emmett is so proud. Anywho, after Michael poses his question, Debbie says the same as you and Brian quips, �cruising for a blowjob?� Somehow don�t think anyone at the gym is certified to handle what Debbie�s packing. If you catch my drift. Michael is up in arms, he wants some place to call his own. Go home Mickey the Tool! Deb replies, �Wanna be workout buddies?� I�m hollering on that one. Debbie�s a riot this season and in a good way save the first episode where I wanted to take an epilady to where the sun don�t shine. I think that t-shirt she has on says never waste an erection. I�m not sure what that means but since she doesn�t have to worry about it neither will I.
On the stair master Emmett tells Debbie, �Looking good girl.� I love Emmett; he�s just a sweetie. Ted says something about the �private dick� and Debbie says, � I told you I have no intention of turning the most intimate details of my personal life into gym gossip like you gay guys.� Ok first I know this may be wrong but I�m gonna call it like I see it. This statement ladies and gentleman is a case of pure�HIDDEN HOMOPHOBIA�there I said it and you can put that in your pipe and smoke it. Second, poor Debbie took some of the hypocrite medicine again because she�s talking all with the forked tongue but let�s move right along. Maxim number 2: Giving thought to your words before you utter them can prevent you from attaining Foot-n-Mouth disease, something I think is catching in our little gaydom. Hell, Michael is the child of the carrier so you know he tainted as well. It runs in the family.
Ok so back to the gym, it�s still hidden homophobia, Ted concludes Debbie and Herpes haven�t done it yet and Debbie looks all sad because they haven�t. She says it�s been awhile since she last �worked out�. Ok I�m making a comment right here that will earn me praise from the women, hopefully, and the censure from men everywhere for eternity. Man�s place in the bedroom is to please his woman. She should have to do nothing more than lay there and we should do all the work unless she wants to be wicked, hee! Point is this, the man is gonna get his because men are equipped to get it, but we should, as men, be cognizant that we must also please our partner; they are the reason for our continued happiness. Otherwise your ass is in deep shit and it�s going to take you calling in for some lessons to or reading an issue of Cosmopolitan to find a way out of the doghouse. Debbie doesn�t want to disappoint so the PhD�s of Dickology are going to school her in the way only they know how. Now frankly this is going to lead to trouble since Debbie is not homosexual. I mean it�s like a Bubba from the South getting lessons in fine etiquette from George Bush, the man who can�t utter coherent sentences or swallow pretzels. If I disappear for having written this last sentence please call Amnesty International on my behalf. I�ll put their toll free number at the end here for you use. Thanks.
Naked bodies and limp dick shots, something that really doesn�t phase me much seeing as how I exhibit that every morning in the shower but that�s neither hear nor there. Michael�s got some string around his neck; I don�t know but his mother has terrorized him and he asks Ben if he�s seen her. Ben points out that this is the men�s locker room. Michael says, �Do you think that�ll stop her?� Ben laughs. It�s mildly amusing. Oh my well look what the bird of continuity brought us, it�s Pen and Teller. The blonde thing is Jason. Teller says he spent an hour doing something and only lost a pound. Oh poor baby. You only lost a pound. Cut you head off and lose ten, or you dick and three more ounces. You know these two are worse than the catty socialites of the 1920�s. They are all happy they don�t have to go back to the Hospice to see Paul. Seems Paul is dead. Well, you know you play with fire you will get burned is all I�m going to say on that. Ben looks like someone just took a vacuum to his ass and sucked all the marrow of life out of him. I empathize with him.
At the cesspool of Ethan and Justin. Y�all I mean home of our two hobbits. Justin has his pc up and running making Brian�s poster and Ethan is on the phone talking to his mate about Bartok who I know is a composer but for a second I thought he was talking about a member of the Klingnon High Council. Ethan�s friend Collier wants to know if Ethan�s imaginary boyfriend wants to go to his soiree. Justin says, �He�d rather eat shit and die.� Well that�s him I would have told him to eat shit and die. I don�t sniff ass or its corresponding stank nor allow fecal matter anywhere near my mouth, or nose, it�s not sanitary. Justin says he doesn�t want to hang out with a bunch of strangers talking indie films all night. He also says he doesn�t like people. Hmm�you got a strange way of showing that one working in a Diner hours everyday. Ethan calls Justin a snob and says that why he loves him so. Justin tells Ethan he�s doing the poster for a friend and Ethan knows who and Justin says fuck money [you sure did]. Justin asks why he would go back. Ethan replies, �he�s rich, gorgeous, he can make money magically appear.� Justin says he�s with Ethan. You know that�s three time in three consecutive episodes. He keeps saying it enough the rest of us might begin to believe it. Ethan wants Justin to prove his love. Justin says let me count the ways. Ethan says, �Aww you can do better than that.� Oh so Rat boy thinks he�s Long Dong Silver because he�s trying to be all sexy and all he doing is making himself look like Long John Silver where the most you�ll get is grease, but wait that�s what Ethan is 95% grease so he is sort of like a pirate. Ethan sort of reminds me of Hobbie from Baywatch. He tries to be da mack and always comes up way to damn short. Justin pushes him on the bed, rips his button fly jeans open and devours him. Eww, that�s a sure way to an STD. I wonder if Lysol� or Pine-Sol� can kill those germs down there. Get some lye soap and shave it off, clean it and then maybe after it�s been soaked in hydrogen peroxide it may be clean enough to put your lips to, but I be damned if I let those lips anywhere near my face again after something like that. This is the reason I only let people shake my hand at church now instead of the touchy feely hugs they like to give. I don�t know where they have been or with whom they�ve been and I�d rather they kept their cooties to themselves. Ethan seems to come so quick it�s over before it even started. Maybe I should call him Quick Draw...hee.
Moving on to some bar. Mel and Susie Homemaker are getting Brian drunk and so he asks what they want and they tell him and he laughs and says he thought Mel was barren. Brian says Melanie is a leading cause of erectile dysfunction. Lindsay says they have a deal and Brian says they changed the terms. Brian says he�s not giving it up for the husband. Somebody please get me my cheese grater, I want his balls too. Brian leaves to go do unmentionable things to himself.
At Debbie�s, Temmett pour out a bag full of dildos and Debbie is shocked. I think I�ve landed in an alternate universe. Debbie shocked by a dildo. She says people have to eat there. Emmett assures her they are all fresh and new. Debbie�s only kissed him and tells the Temmett to put those things away, just like the Enabler. I see the family resemblance in the whine. Oh this is going to be oral sex 101. Emmett is demonstrating and Ted looks about ready to let Emmett do a live performance. Ted is so easy to please sometimes. Oh see this is so wrong. You don�t start out with the icing till you have the cake baked. Debbie should be pleasured first then the next time maybe move on to more illicit things. Debbie may curse like a sailor but she�s an old prude just like me, hee! Temmett convince her it�s the right thing to do and thus at the count of three they begin their lesson. Ted previously mentions something about housewives in Beverly Hills paying a grand for the instruction they are giving for free. Anyone willing to admit they�ve done it? I know probably some of you have dirty people. You should only do it if your man has bedded you well. If not call the Kama Sutra and schedule that man some lessons, hee! Ahh, also where the hell is Vic?
Outside the Diner. Ben is pissed at Paul for giving him HIV. See Ben he didn�t give it to you. He didn�t say hey Ben I have this great disease, you want some? You Ben are only to blame for not taking the proper precautions. You fucked up. Own up to your own lack of precaution and get on with living. Michael says Ben has to believe, but what Michael doesn�t say is if Ben doesn�t believe for himself, then he ought to believe for Michael, and for their relationship. These people are all about getting their needs met and moving on. I love Temmett. They at least consider the other�s perspective.
Back at Debbie�s our lovers are finishing the meal and preparing to move to the bedroom. These two are cute together. Maybe Vic got sent packing for the night since Herpes is over getting some. Debbie says it�s been a long time, like last century and Herpes says he�ll be gentle and guide her through it. He has no idea who going to be giving lessons.
At Brian�s, Brian and Justin are talking about the poster and Mike enters and says he bought Chinese food, he didn�t know it was for three. I really hate him sometimes. Brian brings out the drugs for he and Michael and away they go three sheets to the wind. Yeah Hal Sparks was a hash head back in the day and so was Gale Harold. Mikey and Brian relive their past and lighting their farts on fire. Mike tells Brian that Paul, the one who infected Ben died. Brian says he�s not giving up the seed of life to Smelly Melly. Brian says the girls can go to a sperm bank. Mike says they could scrape it off the floor of the backroom at Babylon. Michael, newsflash, Brian isn�t spraying it everywhere like some animal; he gets neat blowjobs where the recipient cleans it all up. You, however, look like a dumb dog so you know your DNA could be anywhere. Mike says gays have kids to piss off straight people. I personally don�t care. People have kids because it�s a natural progression of life. There, anyone got some opinions I�m all game but don�t be daft ok.
Herpes�s breath is all but gone as he�s recovering from the recent graduate of the Oral Sex 101. Herpes says Debbie has some technique and could teach classes. He�s all surprised at the lip service Debbie did about not being competent. Debbie doesn�t like where this is going. She says she really hasn�t done anything since Elvis� �supposedly� past on in the late seventies. Herpes isn�t buying any of this and Debbie, proud woman that she is, takes offense and chucks an astonished Herpes out of the bedroom and out of the house. She isn�t happy.
Next scene Brian pays Justin his money on the street and he should do something about the hair and the Gestapo-esque leather he�s wearing, not real favouring. He pays Justin six hundred dollars, an extra �g� for getting it done ahead of schedule. Guess who comes up at that time needing to show off�you guessed it, Rat Boy. He still needs a flea dip. He tells Brian, Justin and he can�t come because they have a prior engagement. Brian looks annoyed with Ian [his word not mine] and I wonder if he sees a little of himself in the rat? Justin thought Ethan had a class and was not real happy his Brian time was interrupted. Oh I wish they would fuck and get it over with already. Ethan is so overbearing I want o smoke a cigarette around his hair and watch the petroleum products catch afire.
Inside the Diner Debbie tells the boys what happened. Debbie says she is an asshole for listening to Temmett. First, I�m surprised she can listen. She does so much yakking. Debbie needs to stop putting out so damn fast and maybe people would not think she was a skeezer. Brian comes in and sits with Mel and Linds sans Gus, you know he�s off getting ready to stand under the lights on Liberty tonight and pull his first trick. Brian makes poor taste remark about milking cream and Mel is sickened, I�m outraged he demeaned the Southern Dialect because that bum can�t do it all. Stop insulting my people! I really don�t like perpetrators. Oh, Brian has decided to do the deed for Melanie and give up his seed. People this is going to be one angsty baby. This kid will be the new Enforcer!
Ben�s at the gym still pulling some wimpy weight around as is expected. I swear has this man never been in the gym before. Robert Gant should sue. Why is everyone sporting the Archie hairdo [that is Archie from the comics]? Ben�s going to score some roids; he�s tired of not being overly beefy.
Temmett go to the precinct to tell Herpes about their educating Debbie. Emmett is wearing some shag light blue coat. Lord the way they are standing, Ted looks like a child compared to Emmett. Emmett�s hair is still looking unkempt. I swear Cowlip stole this from About a Bay. While explaining Emmett catches a hooker in his coat and is shocked. Ted rubs his shoulder, aww, poor Emmett.
The party of the artsy fartsy, rat boy�s friends are snobs and losers just like Brian�s acquaintances. Lil� Mikey, Ethan�s friend, comes up to the pair makes some off hand comment about Justin not being just a pretty face and Justin says, �No, I have a pretty big cock and give one hell of a blowjob�� Hey he learned from the master so you know.
Moving on to the La Carnival. I think some heterohoppers are here too because one girl is all giggly over the half naked men. Gus would have a field day. Oh we got half naked women too and some men having sex. People this is nothing more than Mardi Gras aka Bourbon Street in Pittsburgh. I mean half naked men getting it on, some half naked women selling their wares. Don�t be all snitty ok. There is also an S&M platform. Ok the killer is the butt hole Bingo. I�m not sure, but if he were to shoot the balls out his ass he�d have excellent control. I don�t think he is because how did they get them all up in there in the first place? I wouldn�t touch that ball for all the tea in China. Big Plaid and Sissy Boy are not pleased. They say this wasn�t in the proposal. Brian says he took a few liberties. Nice word play there for all you English majors. Sissy Boy says the GLC is supposed to represent a positive gay image and asks what does this project. Brian says, �That all men are created horny and that it�s alright to have a little down and dirty fun.� You know I think that�s the same premise behind �Girls Gone Wild� vols. 1-8. Correct me if I�m wrong. Men are horn dogs. We have needs [and I better not get nay hate mail from the guys out there because you know it�s true and for you Playettes, don�t even try it.] and we like to have them met, so do women, so you know it�s fine for you to get yours as long as I get mine too! Big Plaid is shaking she�s so pissed but they are making money.
Back at Hell�s Door, Justin takes off from the party of eternal damnation. I really dislike that Ethan is still talking about himself. Talking about oneself is a true sign of a lack of developed conversation skills, of course with friends like these�. His friends give him lip service, how nice. I�ve got something for rat boy though, some Head and Shoulders.
Fade to Debbie�s and this is how Herpes gets his name back. Still no Vic. Herpes says the swish stick and the accountant look-a-like came to see him. Hee, that�s so funny. If Emmett ever makes me mad I�m calling him swish stick. Debbie says she wouldn�t do that [blowjob] for anyone. Horvath says he asked the two lesbians on the force and he got his own crash course. Horvath says he has a homework assignment to do. Y�all it would be the straight couple with the functional relationship and Temmett who are just as straight as you can get being gay. Fireworks for Debbie are coming around the bend. I�m not sure Cowlip are living up to their ideal of this being a celebration of gay life. It�s a celebration all right of what I have no clue.
Back at the carnival. Temmett and Mike are playing ring toss and Ben pops up obviously high on jungle juice because he picks Michael up and carries him off slapping his ass as he goes. Later Justin comes in and sees Brian. Justin looks very mature and sophisticated in black, it suits him well. Brian sees him, they exchange some words and then a trick walks up and Justin says he�s going to go. Brian tells him to tell Ian he is sorry he missed him. Justin rolls his eyes and so do I. It�s so obvious in Brian�s eyes but you know he�s a complete dick so�Brian walks outside gets the trick who was sitting on his car and drives off into the darkness.
Next week on QAF. Brain baby sits his evil nephew, and then gets hauled off to jail because the shit says Brian molested him. Just for Claire believing the spawn of Satan over Brian she gets cut off from the money train. Be gone heifer. Ben using more steroids than Leona Helmsley. And Susie and Mel ask someone to father that child. God let it be Justin, Emmett, or Ted or someone with some common sense, not Michael. I�ll even settle for Sissy Boy. I can see now I�m going to need some stiff drinks to get through the next one.