The episode opens with Brian fucking the the living daylights out of
his Sunshine, Justin. You heard me, macka! Brian has Justin on the
dining room table top fucking him so hard his legs are folded up like
an accordion. Justin is grasping for air and reaches above his head
desperately for something to hold onto like a drowning man. But as
soon as Brian cumsJustin suddenly turns into a nameless trick. Once
again Brian is fantasizing about his lost Sunshine. The trick, who's
chest is completely covered in cum, says the immortal line "Wow! I
shot BUCKETS!" No shit, sherlock. He ask Brian if he can use his
shower. Brian coldly replies, "No. Wear it home with pride." Brian is
obviously still a mess.
Cut to Ted and Emmet in bed, YAWN. Ted pontificates on how soft
Emmett's ass is. Good bloody buggery night!
Cut to Liberty diner. Ted and Emmett are goo-gooing disgusting baby
talk. Brian looks like he's going to vomit. I don't blame him.
Deb ask Mikey how is black eye is healing and since when do gay guys
usetheir fists. No comment. Some customer inquires about Rage.
naturally Mikey. being the spineless wormy piece of shit he is, goes
upto Justin anf tries to get him to continue with Rage. Plus he
insinuates that Justin only used Brian for money. Words cannot
describe how much I loathe Novotny. He is lower than low. Justin
rightfully tells him, in so many words, to go fuck himself.
Cut to park. Some boring shit About Lindsey and Mel possibly having
anothjer brat.
Cut to some outdoor set. Ethan is fiddling for pennies. Justin is
sitting with Daphne who makes no bones about the fact that she
dislikes the greasy fiddler intensely and that Justin would be better
off with Brian. You go Daph! Justin announces he's dropping out of
school because he can't afford tuition.
Cut to Brian at loft trying to get off with cyber-phone sex. But he
still has Justin on his mind so he gives the cyber-phone guy the brush
off.
Cut to the lesbians. Mel & Linds are in the tub.Way too much naked
breast for me. Mel is pressuring Lindz to haveanother brat. BORING.
Cut to Mikley & Ben's apartment. Brian horns in on their quiet eevning
at home. Ben is rightfully pissed. He drags them both off to Babylon
for nine inch night. Sounds like fun to me.
Cut to nine inch night at Babylon.. Ben is pissed. Mikey is
pathetically drooling over Brian AS USUAL. Emmett hooks up with this
nelly black flight attendant namede Dijon (like the mustard). BORING.
Cut to some restaurant. Justin, Ethan and Jennifer are having lunch.
Ethan nreally knows how to turn on the bullshit and charm unsuspecting
people like Jennifer. Ethan leaves and Jennifer tries to talk Justin
into asking his asshole homophibic bastard of a father for tuition
assistance.
Cut to Emmett's tacky clothing boutique. Emmett is telling Brian about
Dijon. Brian tells Em that as long as he keeps his mouth shut he can
fuck Dijon and still be with Ted. I like the way Brian thinks.
Cut to park. Lindsey is pushing Gus with some transvestite looking
creature. BORING.
Cut to comic book store. Brian tries to lure Mikey away from Ben to a
underwear party. Cut to Brian's jeep. Kidnaps mikey and takeshim to
undcerwear party even though Ben is waiting for him at DEb's for
dinner. Brian sadistically torments Mikey by stroking a guy's dick at
underwear party knowing full well that Mikey wishes it was his
cockBrian was stroking.
Cut to Em & Dijon. Enough said.
Cut to Deb's. She rightfully tells Ben that Brian is using Mikey as "
a poor substitute for Justin".
Cut to lesbian fun house. Lindz is majorly pissed that Mel has been
telling everyone they are having another brat. BORING.
Cut to evil Craig Taylor's house. Justin has unwisely taken Jennifer's
advice. He sees Craig's girlfriend and gives her the evil eye. Craig
refuses to help Justin with college money unless he gives up his art
career for business. Justin stands up to the evil, homophobic bastard
and says he's proud of being a gay man. Let me just say I think Craig
Taylor is the most evil, selfish, abusive homophobic son of a bitch
since my own evil, homophobic bastard of a father. :shrug:
Cut to Liberty Diner. Melanie is the only customer. She bitches to Deb
about wanting another brat and Lindsey doesn't want to carry it. BORING.
Cut to Mikey & Ben's apartment. Ben is pissed at Mikey for staying out
all night with Brian. He threatens to move out. SMART MAN.
Cut to gym. Dijon (like the mustard) makes pass at Em in front of Ted.
Ted realizes Em slept with Dijon (like the mustard) and gets all
pissed. BORING.
Cut to art school's financialo office. Justin & Ethan are trying to
smooze the officer to give J an extention on paying his tuition. She
says it's already been paid. Ethan assumes Craig changed his mind.
Justin knows better.
Cut to Brian's loft. He's watching Marlon Brando in "One-Eyed Jacks".
Justin arrives to say he can't accept the tuition money. Brian says "a
deal's a deal". Brian still loves his Sunshine. He also insists Justin
take the computer he bought him. Brian obviously still loves his
Sunshine. YOU HEARD ME, MACKA!!!
Cut to Ted's house of porn. He and Em have a disgustingly boring
make-up scene. BORING.
Cut to comic book store. Justin tells Mikey he will continue with Rage
because "a deal's a deal". Obviously Brian is still a positive
influence on Justin and obviously Justin is a much bigger and more
mature person than insipid, immature, pathetic Mikey.
Cut to Babylon. Brian is dancong away in a drug-induced frenzy because
he misses his precious Sunshine.
End of episode.
Les the sumarist.