Well it's finally back after a long 9 month hiatus. Hers is my
summary:
The episode begins with Mikey getting his lights punched out by Brian.
Novotny's annoying voice-over then leads us on a merry flashback as to
what led up to this happy event.
When travel back to the ill-fated Rage party at babylon. Justin has
just dumped Brian's arrogant ass falt and walked out with the greasy
fiddle player. Mikey runs after Brian but The Great Kinney has had
enough of Novotny's whinning for one evening and speeds off in his
jeep leaving Mikey standing there along with a pissed-off looking Ben.
Next we find ourselves in the dumpy apartment of Ethan. Justin is
lying in bed and Ethan is playing his violin - naked. We get several
views of fab's flabby arse and Randy's bushy-blond armpits. Justin
wants to know where his breakfast-in-bed is. Ethan gives him a rose
and a piece of dark chocolate. Then Justin gets up so he can go to
Brian's loft to retrieve the rest of his clothes. We then get more
shots of Fab's flabby arse.
Meanehile at Mikey's comic book store, customers are clamoring for
more issues of Rage but he tells them there ain't gonna be no more.
Justin enters Brian's loft looking weird. BTW, I hate Randy's long
hair. It makes him look like a real fem girlie fag. Anyhew, Justin
starts looking around and having little mental trips down "fuck my
sticky-out butt" lane. He thinks back to sucking and riding Brian's
cock in the chase lounge. he thinks back to Brian fucking his arse in
the shower. He thinks back to Brian fucking him on all fours in the
bed. There are lots of shots of Justin's arse so Macka, try to control
yourself. :evil grin:
The Diner. The gang, minus B & J, are eating and everyone except
Mikey is snickering about how The Great Kinney got his ass dumped by a
twink. They are also gooing over Ted & Emmett dating. Deb says B&J's
break-up is all Brian's fault. Brian enters wearing a FABULOUS suit,
shirt & tie.Mikey starts whinning AS USUAL. The Justin comes in for
his shift. He and Brian exchange awkward looks. The Justin goes out
back to empty the trash. Mikey follows and sticks his big ugly nose
where it doesn't belong AS USUAL. Justin stand sup to him and tells
him he finally got what he wanted so now "Brian is all yours". Mikey
shoots his mouth off one last time AS USUAL.
Let me pause for a moment and reiterate how much I HATE Novotny.
OK. I feel much better now.
Libery Ave. The lesbians are taking pictures of QAF's newest happy
couple, Ted & Emmett. This was a totally boring scene which serves no
purpose whatsover except to give the viewer a chance to go pee and fix
another cocktail.
Mikey & Em's apartment. Ben is upset because he can't get out of his
sublease deal with his apartment now that he's not going to Tibet.
Mikey tells him to move in with he and Emmett. Em looks
none-too-thrilled about sharing a one bathroom apartment with two
other queens. I can't say that I blame him.
The loft. Brian comes home from work and sees that Justin has been
there and gotten all his stuff. He looks very sad. Not at all the way
we would expect The Great Kinney to react to this turn of events.
He finds Justin's Rage sketch of Rage holding J.T. in his arms and
crumples it up.
The park. Brian & Lindsey are pushing Gus, who is now older, in his
stroller. lindz tells Brian it's not too late to get Justin back if he
tell shim he loves him. Brian says no way and that he doesn't want
Justin to give up the romamtic notions so important to him just to be
with him.
Deb's kitchen. She's making "lesbian lasagne" for Mel & Lindsey's
upcoming anniversary party. Deb says Justin quite his job at the diner
without any warning. Mikey is whinning AS USUAL and bragging about how
he told Justin to get lost. Deb bites his head off and says B & J's
problems are "none of your g.d. business".
The lesbian happy fun house. Mel & lindz are playing with Gus and
talking about the upcoming party. Justin arrives with their gift and
says he's not coming to the party because he figures no one cares
about him anymore since he and Brian broke up. He's expecting everyone
to take sides like Mikey did. But the gals tell him they still love
him and they expect him at the party and he's more than welcome to
bring the greasy fiddler.
Woody's bar. Brian is cruisong some guy but just as he gets up to go
claim him he gets the brush-off. Two vicious queens are standing at
the bar gloating about how Brian's stock has fallen now that it's
common knowledge he got dumped by his twinkie boy toy. Ted & Em hear
this but don't seem too concerned. Deb & Vic appear and start telling
Em & Ted about how disastrous it was when Vic once started having sex
with one of his friends.
Mikey's bedroom. He and Ben are about to have sex when Brian bursts in
because he wants Mikey to go to babylon with him. Ben looks mildy
annoyed. This scene is gross because we have to see Mikey's dead chest
rodent. GAK.
Ted's bedroom. Ted has a whole row of buttplugs, vibrators, dildos and
anal beads along with a jar of some anal grease laid out. He's wearing
little black undies and waiting for Em so they can play with all the
toys. He and Em feel very awkward in bed together and decide not to
play with the toys after all.
Babylon. Brian is in his usual drug-induced stupor and Mikey is
hanging on to him like a leach AS USUAL.
The lesbian garden party. Lots of boring social interaction.
Justin shows up with Ethan. Mikey gets all pissy and starts shooting
off his whinny mouth AS USUAL.
Woody's. Brian is listening to two leather queens arguing over their
silver pattern. He invites them to Mel & Lindsey's party for free
wedding advise.
Back at the garden party. Justin & Ethan try to sneak past Deb but she
nails their asses. She tells Justin that her son's stupid remarks do
not reflect how everyone else feels and that he is still a part of
their family. She meets Ethan and she and Justin make up. Deb tells
Ethan that he's "fucking adorable". Brian arrives with the two leather
queens and dumps them off on Lindsey who helps them pick out their
silver & flatware.
Upstairs. Justin is taking a pee when Brian comes in and they pee
together. They have an awkward moment and Brian tells him he hopes he
finds what he's looking for.
Mikey pounces on Brian and goes into a pissy rant about the nerve of
Justin showing up with Ethan. Brian looks extremely annoyed and tells
him to shut up. But the little twat just keeps on and on making a
scene in front of everyone. Finally Mikey says Brian should have left
Justin lying on the ground to die so that's when Brian hauls off and
punches his face in. Everyone naturally assumes it's Brian's fault so
the lesbos tell him to leave. Justin looks confused so he and Ethan
leave to.
Ted & Em's bedroom. Another boring scene with them trying to decide
whether or not to fuck.
Mikey's bookstore. He is inside pouting AS USUAL. He has a big black
eye from where Brian punched him. He never looked better.
Brian gives him a big raw, bloody steak for his eye. Mikey admits he
deserved to be hit after what he said. Brian tells Mikey to make it up
with Justin so the Rage comic can continue but Mikey refuses.
The loft. Brian is lying in bed under the blue lights smoking a joint.
I wish I had one to smoke right now too.
The stairwell. What appears to be Justin knocks on the door. But it is
a hustler Brian pays 300 dollars so he can fuck him. He is so obsessed
with Justin at this point that he actually pays this kid for sex
simply because he looks almost like Randy. He tells the kid to roll
over and he very sadly caresses the kid's blond hair as if it were
Justin. He then fucks him while pretending it is Justin he is fucking.
How sad is the mighty Kinney fallen. Would someone please pass Macka
the smelling salts? I said SMELLING SALTS NOT POPPERS!
That's all for this week.
Les the summarist.