| COURTESY CHARLEY Episode 207 Emmett is jerking off for Ted�s porn site and is still a huge success. Ted is thrilled with how well his site is now doing thanks to Em. At Michael�s comic book store, Debbie has brought some food by and going on and on about being proud of him. Ben comes by then to return something that Michael left at his house. Debbie�s thrilled, thinking Mikey is involved with Ben. Mikey tells her he isn�t sleep- ing with Ben. Too bad for him. Deb gushes over Ben some more. Ben and Mikey talk and Ben asks how Mikey feels about him being HIV positive. Mikey says it isn�t a problem for him. He�s still interested in seeing Ben. Mel, Lindsay, and Leda talk about Mel and Lindz needing money for their wedding. Lindz wants to ask her parents to help out since they helped pay for her sister�s weddings. At the gym, the guys tease Michael about dating a professor. They want to meet him, but Michael is reluctant. He wants �this one to live�. Em encounters more fans of �Fetch Dixon�. Ted intervenes, not allowing Emmett to become too friendly with his fans. He wants the guys to have to pay if they want to see Emmett. Mikey comments on Emmett being a star now, but Em insists that he is still just a simple country boy. Lindsay has dinner with her parents who are all excited because her sister might be pregnant and they�re going to have a grandchild. Lindz reminds that they already have one--Gus. She makes a few hints about her up coming wedding which all get ignored and finally asks out-right if her parents will help with it. They won�t because it isn�t a �real� wedding. Michael and Ben are out for a walk. They talk about Ben�s book that Michael has just finished reading. He loved it and comments on a few things in the book. Ben says that he wants to live for the now, not regret the past or worry about the future. They kiss. Ben wants Michael to go and experience some of the here and now with him. At Babylon, Ted is coming onto guys, using his website as an excuse to �recruit� them. Brian wants to meet some of Ted�s new �recruits� for his site. Justin notices that Ted is wearing a Rolex, which he can now afford thanks to Jerk@Work. Emmett is surrounded by fans and it�s starting to go to his ego, as Ted�s success has already gone to his. Em is cruising one of the hot guys but Ted says no, Em can�t be out tricking tonight. He wants Em to go home and get some rest for tomorrow. Ted then starts hitting on Em�s would-be trick. Brian, being the shit stirrer that he is, just has to stir up some shit now. He puts the idea in Emmett�s head that Ted is leaving him out. Ted is getting all the riches and all the hot guys while Emmett is doing all the work and making the website a success. Justin just shakes his head in amusement as Em plays right into Brian�s game. Ben and Michael enter Babylon then. Ben strips off his shirt--my gosh is he gorgeous!!!!--and they hit the dance floor. Justin sees them and comments on the hot guy that Mikey is with. Brian notices Ben and just smirks (the reason for that becoming apparent in a later episode). Ted calls for Michael to come over. Michael is a bit reluctant to introduce Ben to his friends. He warns Ben how they can be sometimes before he and Ben go over to the bar and introductions are made. Ted recognizes Ben from his book and an interview in �The Advocate� that Ben did. It was so . . . honest, Ted recalls, his expression changing. He remembers from the book and the article that Ben is HIV positive. Ben and Michael go back to the dance floor. Justin thinks Michael�s new man is gorgeous, but Brian declares that he�s �all right�. (Been there, done that, right Bri?). Ted reveals to the guys that Ben is positive. Justin is surprised, but Brian barely reacts. Lindsay is upset at her parents over the wedding. She just wants them to treat her the same way they treat her sister. Mel suggests that maybe they treat her sister better because her sister lets them be a part of her life. Lindz and Mel have never really reached out to Lindz�s parents or tried to socialize with them. They decide to invite them over and have a gathering with Lindz�s parents and their friends. At the diner, Ted is giving Michael shit about Ben being positive. Ted is worried over Mikey�s health and starts suggesting all types of bad scenarios--a condom could break, Ben�s gums could bleed, etc. Brian retaliates by suggesting some utterly ridiculous scenario. Like what if Ben accidentally cums while Mikey is bent over tying his shoes and it shots across the room and goes up Mikey�s ass? Ted insists that this is serious and Michael and his friends need to take it that way. Emmett tries to tell Ted to chill, but Ted reminds Em of his own HIV scare that time. Ted doesn�t care how politically incorrect it sounds, he wouldn�t date someone that was positive. Debbie has come over to wait on them and over-hears. She scolds Ted for saying that, telling them that the only reason no one at that table isn�t infected is because they�re lucky. It could easily be one of them considering the way they party and trick around. She thinks it�s a terrible thing to judge a person based on their HIV status. Michael thanks her, and then reveals that Ben is positive. Debbie looks like she�s just been slapped in the face. She tries to hide it, but it�s obvious her feelings have just changed in a second. It was one thing when they were talking hypothetically, but something very different when she realizes they were talking about her only child. Em goes to work with a list of new demands, put into his head after his conversation with Brian. Ted can�t believe what all Em now expects. Ted refuses. They argue. Em says that without him Ted would have no successful site. Ted says that without his site Em would have no job. A furious Emmett quits. At home, Debbie is cleaning like a mad woman. Vic comes in and asks her what is wrong. She doesn�t want to talk about it, but Vic presses and she finally breaks down and tells Vic about Ben. Vic�s is like, �So?�. Debbie snaps that she doesn�t want Michael getting anything. Vic is angry at her attitude. She says that, for the first time in her life, she wishes her son wasn�t gay. Uh-oh, Mikey has entered the house without them knowing and over-hears the whole thing. He�s furious. He and Debbie argue. She demands that he stop seeing Ben. Mikey refuses, telling her it�s none of her business who he dates. Oh, such a nice view here!! Naked Brian and Justin in bed, wrapped around each other, lots of making out. Justin says that he and Brian are lucky. Just think of what Michael and Ben have to deal with when they have sex. Brian doesn�t really want to discuss it and teases Justin about having a pimple on his ass. Justin is serious about this discussion, though, and says that, no matter how long Ben and Michael are together, they can never �do it raw�. Brian reminds that he and Justin have never barebacked before either. Justin says they could, though, if they wanted to. They�re both negative. Brian gets all seductive and asks if Justin wants them to do it raw. Does Justin want Brian to cum inside him, with nothing between them? Justin is all caught up in the moment and says yes he does. Brian is pissed then and tells Justin not to be stupid. Never, ever let anyone--even Brian-- have sex with him without a condom. Justin argues that Brian isn�t �just anyone�. Brian replies that Ben probably thought the exact same thing about the man that infected him. His point is made. Justin gets that just loving Brian isn�t enough to protect either one of them, only condoms will do that. Brian hands him one and Justin puts it on Brian. Brian rolls him over then and enters him--oh, such a sexy scene. Both moan in enjoyment. Brian laces his fingers though Justin�s, whispering, �I want you safe. And I want you around for a long time�. Damn, what a hot scene! Just too bad it ended so abruptly for a shot of Mel carrying a pot of flowers. Anyhow, at the girl�s home, they�re setting up for their little party in which Lindsay�s parents are the guests of honor. Brian comes by to take Gus to the park and meets Leda. They�re birds of a feather and instantly like each other. Leda suggest she do Brian with her strap-on. Brian almost seems interested! LOL!! Brian leaves with Gus and Lindz�s mother calls, claiming that Lindz�s father hurt his back and they can�t come. At the park, Michael and Brian are swinging Gus in the kiddie swing and Michael is complaining about Debbie�s reaction to Ben. He can�t believe that his mother said she wished he wasn�t gay. Brian says he�s glad that Mikey is a big queer and kisses him on the cheek. Some clueless lady walks by and comments on what a lovely couple they are . . . and how much Gus looks like Mikey. (Hey, I told you she was clueless!) After she leaves, Brian starts to say that �she� is right, but Mikey disagrees--Gus doesn�t look anything like him! No, you dope, Debbie is right is what Brian meant. Michael should end it with Ben. Mikey snaps at Brian and asks what he knows. Brian replies that he knows advertising and he knows Michael. All those advertisements for the cocktail and HIV drugs show these great-looking guys in perfect health living normal lives. They don�t show the side effects of those drugs. Michael insists that he can handle whatever is to come. Brian tells him to �handle it� then. Handle it. Kiss it. Jerk it off. Just don�t fall in love with it. Mel goes over to the home of Lindz�s parents to talk to them alone. Lindz�s father looks in great health, no back troubles at all. Mel calls them on their lie. Lindz�s mother accuses Mel of only wanting their money. Mel says she loves Lindsay and Gus. They will never doubt that, unlike Lindz who doubts her parents� love. Debbie and Vic are raking the yard in silence. Vic asks how long they�re going to be this way. Debbie tries to make up with him for her hurtful statements. She�s just so tired of AIDS. Vic is, too. More so than her. She says that what affects her son, affects her. They�re back in each other�s good graces. Debbie is worried that the worst could happen. Even if Mikey and Ben are safe, what if Mikey comes to them one day and tells them he�s tested positive. Vic says that first they will be upset, then they will deal with it. At Lindz and Mel�s party, everyone is bored out of their minds. Lindz goes upstairs to kill herself, she claims. Brian, Justin, and Leda are in the kitchen. Justin complains about the flowers and how they�re killing his allergies. Brian thinks that is a good excuse to leave. He and Justin start to walk out but Leda blocks their path. If she�s stuck at this dull party, then so are they. Brian produces some E then and Leda likes that. Emmett and Ted are still mad at each other, arguing in front of everyone. Brian drugs the punch with the E and then goes upstairs to Lindz�s bedroom where she is laying down, feeling sorry for herself. He hops on the bed beside her, lights up a joint, and they talk about her parents. Does she really need their approval? Lindz takes a puff from the joint and admits that she does care about them and what they think. Brian reminds her of a time in school when Lindz�s girlfriend dumped her at a party and Brian had to cheer her up. Remember what he did? Lindz does. Brian drugged the punch with E and then put on some B-52�s. The sound of �Love Shack� being played downstairs floats up to greet them and Brian reminds that those who forget their lessons must repeat them. Brian and Lindsay go downstairs to find that the party is very lively now! Everyone is high, some half-naked, and dancing around. Leda has Justin down on his knees and is straddling him like a horse. Justin is high and laughing his ass off about it. Brian joins them and he and Justin start to dance. Mel and Lindz do, too. Leda retrieves her aforementioned strap-on and Brian drags her across the room by it. Justin is acting like he�s licking it when . . . Lindsay�s parents walk in. Apparently, they have reconsidered and decided to come after all. Lindsay�s mother is horrified at the gathering and wants to leave, but Lindz�s father seems interested in staying. Lindz tells her mother that she can leave then because this is a group of Lindz and Mel�s friends who accept them for who they are. So she doesn�t need her parents� approval. They leave. Brian is proud that she�s seen that. At Jerk@Work, Em comes by to pick up his things. He and Ted talk and start to say that they�re sorry and make up. Ted agrees to Emmett�s demands and Em comes back to work for him. Michael and Ben are making out on Ben�s couch. Michael asks for the condoms and Ben tells him they�re in the bathroom medicine cabinet. Michael goes to get them, but stops short when he opens the cabinet and comes face to face with Ben�s reality. Pills bottles. Lots and lots of pill bottles are lined up inside the bathroom cabinet. Nekkid Ben--damn he�s gorgeous--comes in the bathroom then and hugs up to Michael. He starts to kiss Mikey�s shoulder and neck while Michael fumbles with the box of condoms. Mikey says that he �can�t do it� then and Ben assumes he�s talking about getting the box open. He reaches for it and Michael corrects the misunderstanding--He can�t sleep with Ben. He thought he could. He thought he could deal with it, but he can�t. They�re looking at each other in the mirror. Ben tries to act like it�s ok, but he�s clearly hurt. Michael apologizes and Ben is all nice about it, saying it�s better they know now before someone gets hurt. (But, Ben, *you* are already hurt!) Ben releases Michael and leaves the bathroom. Michael sadly stares at himself in the mirror, not looking too proud of the person he sees. He puts the condoms back and closes the medicine cabinet. End of episode |