Season 1 Episode 3
By Phluphee
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This is one of my favorite episodes. Ted meets Blake. And Brian meets his match. Hehe. Let�s begin the game of cat and mouse�..
(p.s. um� I don�t know any Japanese�so I�m sorry if my spellings of the Japanese words are abominable.)
The episode starts off at Mel and Linds house. Mikey voices over that a week after the lesbians gave birth (with the fine contribution from Brian Kinney) they threw a party. He says that it their house was really nice. It smelled like bread baking and there were flowers everywhere. Unlike his friends houses where it smelled like dirty laundry and there were stacks of porn tapes everywhere you look (hey, that sounds like my house..j/k) Mikey greets Linds and Mel, kisses the baby, says his hellos, and walks into the house. He stares at the baby in awe and wonderment. Mikey voices over that seeing them together with the baby and their arms around each other, he wishes he, too, could be a lesbian. But then he�d have to eat pussy. So FORGET it!
Mikey walks through the crowd, getting hugs from lesbians, and making the rounds. He seems very comfortable here. He�ll make someone a great little wife someday. More voice over. Mikey say that he realizes the difference between men and women. It has nothing to do with being gay or straight. It�s that, the way he sees it, women know how to commit to each other while men don�t. Well, the men that he knows. He gives a hug and to Emmett and Ted. Then he voices over that he�s jumping ahead that we need to go back an hour. (Hmm�I have a sneaky suspicion that this has something to do with BFK)
Everything pans backward in fast motion. Lookey Lookey. Indeed. Brian Fucking Kinney is working out at the gym. He�s all sweaty and hot! Too bad he�s such a prick. Yeah. I�m still bitter about how he treated Justin last episode. Shame on him for making poor J-Twink cry. Anyway. Brian says that there�s no way he�s going to the munchers brunch. Mikey says that it isn�t for the lesbians. It�s for his son. Brian quips that it�s only his son when they want his money. Mikey wants to know why he�s got to punish his son by not going. Brian retorts that it�s not like the kid is going to know he�s not there. Then Mikey rants on about how babies respond to stimuli in the womb. That stress affects them adversely while Mozart is good. Brian wants to know what having the munchers going down on each other for 9 months has done to Gus. He quips that his son will probably be straight. Mikey says all the more reason he needs his dad.
Brian goes into the steam room. Mikey follows after him. He�s yip yip yipping like a little Chihuahua biting at Brian�s heels and gets lost in the steam. Brian comes around the corner and some guy in a towel is playing with himself. Brian starts rubbing his own cock. Then Mikey comes around the corner and ruins all the fun with his nagging bit. I swear. Put him in an apron and he could be my mother. Brian wants to know what Mikey�s still doing there. Mikey says that he was going to say the Brian should rise to the occasion (looks like he already has) that is, if he could keep his hands off his dick. Brian says he has better things to do (Yeah..like the yummy towel boy) Mikey wants to know what he should tell everyone when he doesn�t show up. Brian takes off his towel and chucks it at Mikey�s head. He says to tell everyone that something came up.
It�s the Munchers pad again. Melanie films the event. Lesbians, everywhere, are being cute. Emmett, Mikey and Ted have fixed themselves around the buffet table. Emmett is drooling over some ugly, greasy Japanese dude. (Yuck!) Emmett says his name is Katsu and that he gives specific rim a whole new meaning. He met dude at the Lizard Lounge and he doesn�t speak any English. Mikey wants to know how they communicate. Emmett says there are other ways then talking. Katsu speaks a mile a minute in Japanese about something. He looks kind of desperate and frustrated. Emmett says something about corn beef, kisses Katsu and goes to wash his hands. Katsu tries to communicate with Ted and Mikey. He says something about �Kah Ne�. They both look at each other like idiots. Ted suggests they go ask Melanie since she�s fluid in sushi. Ted taps her on the shoulder and asks her to translate. Katsu desperately tells his story to Melanie. Mikey says he keeps saying �Kah Ne� Melanie grabs Mikey and takes him aside. She laughs and explains that �Kah Ne� means money. Katsu is saying that he wants Emmett to pay him. He�s a male prostitute. Emmett walks through the doorway (BTW�Hate that jacket he�s wearing.) Katsu says �Kah Ne� a bunch more times. Mikey tells Emmett that �Kah Ne� means�..love. Then he spouts out some haiku sounding nonsense about cherry blossoms and a still breeze. Emmett gets all choked up, wraps his arms around Katsu and walks away. Linds (w/child) walk up to Mikey and Melanie. She wants to know where Brian is. Mikey starts to fumble �something��..� Melanie finishes his sentence with a scowl ����..came up.� The rabbi joins the little group and explains he will be doing the Bris. Emmett thinks its pot roast. Ted says it�s not brisket, it�s �Bris� (are there no Jews in Pittsburgh?). The rabbi explains the ceremony. Basically you get the kid drunk, say some prayers and then circumcise him. Emmett passes out.
We cut to Justin and Daphne (yeah!) sitting on a diving board over a pool. I assume it�s Daphne�s house cuz she�s playing with a remote control boat. Justin is sulking (what�s new) about Brian. He tells Daphne that Brian said that he was just a fuck. Daphne remarks that�s a shitty thing to say (and totally fucked). Then she says that when her last boyfriend broke up with her she didn�t sit and feel sorry for herself. She went out and got a new one. Just wants to know when she had a boyfriend, the third grade? Daphne says last summer. Justin quips she never told him. Daphne retorts she�s telling him now (chuckle). She says that Justin should do the same thing. Show that Brian. (Beat him at his own game Justin!) Go back to Liberty Avenue, pick up a hunky guy. She tells Justin he�s not exactly a troll (he�s adorable). Justin asks if Daphne will go with him. Daphne laughs. She wants to know what will happen of lezbo (her word, not mine) tries to pick her up. She wouldn�t know what to do. Although she does like Melissa Etheridge a LOT. She asks Justin if that means anything. He says maybe. Then she pushes him into the pool.
Back to the Bris (not to be confused with Brie). Everyone is huddled around a comatose Emmett. Mikey�s all worried the he stopped breathing. A foot doctor asks for smelling salts. Mel goes and gets some horseradish since that�s the only smelly thing they have. The foot doctor sticks it under his nose and the queer princess awakens from his peaceful slumber (Only there�s not prince). The rabbi wants to get things started because he has twins at 3 (yeah..him and Hugh Hefner!)
Brian buttons up a sexy black t-shirt. He�s in the dressing room of the gym. Steam room fuck shoves his phone number into Brian�s pants pocket. He tells him to call sometime. Brian does his obligatory nod thing. Poor steam fuck boy doesn�t have a chance (But does our blond J-Twink?) Brian�s phone rings and it�s Mikey. The screen splits. Brian on the left and Mikey on the right. Mikey tells him to get his ass over there. Brian wants to know why. Mikey says he finally found out what all the Hebrew writing on the bottom of the invitation meant.
At the Bris, Melanie is holding this sack of potatoes baby that�s only supposed to be a week old. But looks more like a football player. The rabbi as already started the ceremony. He goes on about the steps of manhood, and everyone in the crowded is melting like Butta! Well, except Michael, Ted and Emmett. They�re not too happy about the dick mutilation. Melanie puts the baby on Lindsay�s lap per the rabbi�s request. Emmett can�t stand to watch and has to go sit down. Mikey wants to know where the fuck Brian is. Ted says he�s looking after the only dick that matter, his own. But just then, Brian stops the ceremony and orders the lesbian into the kitchen (Maybe he�s confusing this with the Diner?)
In the kitchen things are heating up. The bell has run. Let the yelling begin. (The director had this scene shot with hand-held cameras, which gives this scene a particular intensity that is needed. I am very impressed.)
Melanie: What the hell do you think you�re doing barging in here interrupting a religious ceremony?
Brian: You should have asked my permission.
Melanie: For what?
Brian: To circumcise my son!
Melanie: We don�t have to ask your permission. We�re the parents.
Brian: And I�m the biological father. And that give me more rights then you. (Bitch SLAP! Looks like Brian Fuckin� Kinneys in the lead)
Melanie: Oh-ho-ho I see someone�s been studying their law.
Lindsay: (graceful hostess and referee) This is not the time to be arguing. We have a houseful of guests.
Melanie: Since when have you ever started caring about what your son considering you haven�t come to see him once since he was born. (Hit him with the truth! The gloves are coming off! They�re neck in neck.)
Brian: (he flounders) We�ll I�m not exactly welcome. (Poor Lindsay looks like she�s going to have a nervous break-down)
Melanie: Bullshit! You�re too busy fucking everything moves. (Oooh! That was a fat right hook. Brian goes down. Will he be able to get back up?)
Lindsay: Can we please stop this. (to Brian) Why does it even matter to you if he�s circumcised?
Brian: It matter he�s been in this world less then a week and already there are people who won�t accept him for the way he is. Who would even mutate him then let him be the way he is. The way he was born. Well, I�m not going to let it happen. ( Brian goes in like Rocky and Melanie falls to the floor in a bloody mess. The crowd goes wild!) The rabbi wants to know if they shall proceed. Everyone looks at Lindsay.
It�s the Liberty Diner. When did they get a DJ? Anyway. The boys (and Katsu) sit in a booth. Emmett applauses Brian for showing those dykes who�s boss. Mikey quips that for once it was them. Ted nods in agreement. Debbie�s walks by with a tray. Brian tells her that they want service. Debbie tells him to keep his pants on. Well, until after he eats. Ted says there are only two reason to be friends with lesbians. The first being that they will never tell you the reason you�re gay is because you haven�t met the right women. And the second is that they know how to change a flat. Emmett laughs. Brian says it wasn�t about them. It was about his son. If he doesn�t look after him then who will. Mikey says that Brian may actually become a good dad in spite of himself. They all make a toast to Brian. Debbie finally gets to the table to take their order. There�s some banter about losing weight can help your cock size. Everyone decides they aren�t hungry. Except Katsu who orders, a cheeseburger, french fries, a chocolate shake and apple pie.
The boys are walking down Liberty Ave. Mikey and Ted straggle behind talking. Some cute Twink bumps into Ted. They exchange sorries and keep walking. Mikey looks back. He says he knows the guy. He works out at the gym. His name is��is�.Blake. Mikey thinks he likes Ted. Ted wants to know why he thinks that. Mikey turns around and says it�s because Blake is still looking at them. Indeed. Blake does look a little googlie-eyed. Ted says he�s probably stretching his neck. Mikey says that Ted is always putting himself down. Ted says it�s better that he does it because he�s nicer. (Poor Ted. If only he had an ounce of self-esteem. He would be adorable.)
Mikey: It is possible that some might like you, you know.
Ted: Yeah, it is possible. However, I�m sure statistical analysis will reveal that the probability of a gay named Blake, that looks like that, liking a guy name Ted, who looks me, would be in the point of five percentile. (Mikey shakes his head) In other words, practically zip. Anyway, I�m sure Brian�s more his type.
Mikey: How do you know that?
Ted: Cuz Brian�s everybody�s type. The why he�s had everybody. (Mikey starts to protest) I know-I know-except for you. Which is kind of weird once you think about it. (Not really. It�s called keeping the control)
Mikey: Weird? He�s my best friend.
Ted: So?
Mikey: So, everybody knows you don�t have sex with your friends.
Ted: Oh. Right. Sex is only something you have with complete strangers. Somebody you happen to bump into on the street and may never see again. But never someone who you may give a shit about. (They both smile at each other. But Ted is smitten) Who makes up these crazy rules anyway.
They both laugh, put their arms around each other and walk across the street towards Woody�s.
A very statuesque drag queen in a zebra print leotard and white fuck-me-boots walk across the street. Daphne�s gawks over the person. She wants to know if it�s a man or a woman. Justin tells her not to point. They walk towards Woody�s. Justin rambles on nervously about what to do if they see Brian. Just ignore him. That is if he�s even there. Blah blah blah. He�s so na�ve and sweet, it makes me laugh.
And back in Lesbianland. I�m sure there�s going to be some sort of argument. Cuz they are perpetually miserable. Yep. Yep. It�s the kitchen again. Mel and Linds are putting away food from the (un) Bris. Of course, Melanie is still pissed. Linds tries to placate Melanie by reminding her that Brian agreed to sign the insurance policy. Melanie grumbles that it�s her consolation prize. Lindsay says that it was important enough for her last week. Melanie says that this afternoon was important too, but that she was humiliated. And that Lindsay LET him do it. Melanie vehementally says that the circumcision may not be important to Lindsay or Brian but it happens to be an important ritual in her family. Lindsay, all defensive, decides to defend Brian. She says that a lot of men think that circumcision is a cruel and barbaric practice. Melanie screams that she doesn�t care what men think about their dicks. She cares that Lindsay put Brian before her. Lindsay is frustrated and doesn�t want to have this conversation yet again. Melanie says that Lindsay got what she wanted even though Melanie disagreed and now they are stuck with him for the rest of their lives whether she likes it or NOT.
We�re at Woody�s. Brian plays pool. He�s looking completely fuckable in a black, silk buttoned-down shirt. Wow! This sexy guy in a shiny black shirt comes from behind and feels him up a little as he walks by. Brian looks at the guy, walks over to Mikey with a smile and says he knows what he�s doing tonight. Mikey, Ted, Emmett and Katsu are doing their best wallflower impressions. Brian looks around the bar to find the guy, but instead notices Vic carrying two glasses to a table. Mikey looks at the table. There�s Debbie! Mikey whines about his mom being in the same place as him. Brian says he should be lucky to have a mother who is just as equally comfortable in the kitchen as she is in a gay bar. He tells Mikey to behave himself and walks over the shiny shirt guy.
Ted: As usual Brian gets all the beauties while we get to watch.
Emmett: He hasn�t gotten them yet.
Mikey: He will. He�s got the walk. He�s got the talk. He�s got the tattoo.
Emmett: Brian�s got a�? Where�s Brian�s tattoo?
Ted: In a place you�ll never see.
Mikey goes to play pool and notices Justin and Daphne walking through the door. Ouch! Lookie where he�s heading. Yep yep. Over to Debbie and Vic�s table. Mikey yells Double Shit! Ted wants to know what the fuss about. He says that stalker boy is back and why can�t he just leave them alone. I�m kind of feeling for Mikey at this point. His world is slowly crumbling all around him. He�s going to have to learn how to share.
Justin and Daphne walk over to Debbie. He asks she remembers him. She tells him to turn around. She wants to take a look at his butt. She says she never forget a butt. Especially a cute one. She takes a good hard look and laughs. She recognizes him from the diner with Michael. He says his name is Justin and introduces Daphne.
Mikey want to HE�s doing. Ted says she�s talking to his mom. Mikey scowls in Debbie�s general direction. Debbie notices and wildly waves at Mikey. OMG! I just noticed that in certain scenes Debbie�s shirt is see-through. She�s got this really adorable black and white leopard print bra on that matches her bag. Wow! Justin says that he�s actually looking for one of Mikey�s friends. He says his name is Brian. Vic says he should have guessed. Debbie says that everyone is looking for Brian. Justin wants to know if she�s seen him. Yep. She points right at him.
Daphne sizes up Brian. She says he�s so old and skinny. (Hahaha! I love this girl!) Daphne says he can do says he can do so much better than that. Justin tells her to shut up. Meanwhile, Brian�s doing shots and scoping out silver shirt guy. Debbie and Vic make a bet that Brian will have the guy by Midnight.
Mikey struts over to Brian like he�s got a fire under his ass. He tells him his babysitting days are over. This time the kid is all Brian�s. Brian turns around annoyed. Mikey rambles on that the prick is talking to his mother. Brian glances over at Justin and tells Mikey to leave him alone. That he�s all right. (WTF?) Mikey says that the music must be up so loud that he didn�t hear him correctly. Brian takes another good look at Justin, smiles, then tells Mikey, in fact, he�s kind of sweet. (LOL�looks like Justin has gotten under Brian�s skin a bit. Even if he won�t admit it). Then Brian notices that silver shirt guy gave him the slip while he was talking about Justin. He tells Mikey it�s all his fault for making him look away. He walks to the door to see which way the silver shirt guy went. Mikey follows after Brian but is intercepted by his dear mother. Debbie wants to know what�s eating Brian. Or isn�t (ha ha). Mikey scowls and says it�s none of her business. Debbie tells him to watch his mouth. Mikey wants to know why she came to the bar. She says that Vic was feeling better and they decided to go and have drinks after her shift. What�s the big deal? (Yeah Mikey, grow the fuck up!) Mikey laments that he came there to hang out with his friends not his mother. Mom says he knows she approves of his lifestyle. Mikey whines that sometimes he wishes she didn�t approve. Maybe he wants her to go home and cry. (I swear. Is Mikey 19 or 29?)
Brian runs outside looking for shiny shirt guy. In the process he almost gets hit by a car. But, alas, there�s no sign of the shiny shirt guy. Mikey walks out of Woody�s in pursuit of Brian and instead runs into Tracy (from the store). She says she�s come down to Liberty Ave with her friends on a little adventure. She wants to know who comes down to �this place�. Mikey lies, not him. He�s here with a friend that he�s know since college. She says they should all go for a drink. Safety in numbers. Mikey says he was about to go home. Tracy says it�s probably a good idea. If he keeps hanging out down on Liberty Ave. he may switch teams. Brian comes up on the pair in his usual bad mood. Mikey introduces Brian to Tracy. Brian barely gives her a second notice until Mikey says she�s from the STORE. Suddenly, he�s all interested. Brian tells Tracy that he talks about her all the time. Mikey tries to get Brian to leave. Brian says what�s the rush, oh, and that Tracy is prettier than he said she was. Mikey is clearly more than uncomfortable with the situation. But Brian keeps going. He says that Mikey�s far too shy to say something himself, but he really likes her. A LOT. Tracy sighs and flushes pink. She looks over nervously to her friends. Mikey abruptly says goodbye and pulls Brian with him. Brian puts his arm around Mikey, but he tries to shrug it off. Mikey wants to know what the fuck that was for. Brian says he wants to dance with the bride at the wedding. Oh yeah. And Tracy too.
In Woodys, Justin wants to know where (Brian) Mikey went. Debbie looks at her watch. It�s 11:00 p.m. Vic says it�s time for Babylon. The night�s just starting. Justin says that�s exactly where he and Daphne are going. Vic wants to know if Justin�s been there before. Justin says sure�lots. Vic says he didn�t know they had kiddie memberships. Justin asks if they have to be a member. Debbie says you can�t get in without a card. Justin looks bummed. But then Vic hands Justin his ID and says he�s through with it. Debbie says he�s paid his dues. Justin�s face lights up.
At Babylon Justin pulls out his ID. The bouncer says he looks pretty good for being born in 1952. (Basically, they just let him in cuz he�s cute!). In Babylon, Justin is in awe and clearly overwhelmed. He asks, Daphne, nervously, if they should leave. But Daphne says they just got there. (Yeah�hundreds of sweaty men dressed in undies. Who wouldn�t want to stay?) Justin takes Daphne�s hand and they fight through the crowd.
Brian and Michael head for a stall in the men�s bathroom. But it seems all are occupied with fucking men. Literally. Someone finally leaves. Mikey and Brian go in and lock the door. They do hits of trail mix and lean their heads against each other. Mikey starts talking about Ebay and his new buy. Brian says he�s pathetic. Mikey reminisces that he still has that picture of Patrick Swayze with his shirt off. (Yeah. He was jacking off to it last week.) Brian says it must be all yellow and have cum stains on it. Mikey says he�s still beautiful (Did he mean Brian or Patrick?). Brian says they owe it all to Patrick and that they should write him a fan letter. Mikey admits that he did, but he never wrote back. Brian says fuck him, Mikey still has him. Mikey kisses Brian with his eyes closed. He goes in for the full cop-a-feel of Brian�s 9 inch�..Brian grabs his hands and asks what he�s doing. Mikey recedes his hand and says nothing. It must be the trail mix. Brian plays along. Yeah. It must be.
Justin and Daphne push through the crowd of Babylon and make their way upstairs to watch the action. Mikey and Brian come out of the bathroom. Brian wants to go to the bar in search of shiny shirt guy. Emmett struts up to the pair all a-twitter. He�s trying to get a search party for Katsu. He was talking to Dungeon Master Don, who wants to mummify him, turned around and Katsu was gone. Mikey says he�s sure that he�ll be alright. Emmett says he doesn�t speak a word of English and he�s so sweet and innocent. What if some cock hungry queen has his way with him. Brian says he though Emmett already had. Mikey tells Emmett that Katsu will be fine. But Emmett doesn�t want to hear it. He walks away, miffed. Brian spots shiny shirt guy on the dance floor and goes to catch his mouse.
Ted leans up again the bar, hitting on every guy that walks by. He keeps asking if they want a drink. Mikey walks up behind him and says sure, he�ll have a beer. Ted looks over and realizes that it�s just Mikey. Mikey seems all stupid. So, Ted asks what he�s on. Mikey says just some of Brian�s trail mix. Ted says he�s at an all time record. 8 not-so-straight no-hitters. Mikey looks across the bar and notices that Blake is trying to get Ted�s attention. He tells Ted that Blake winked at him. Ted says he�s probably got some crystal meth in his eye. (No..that comes later. You will find out soon enough). Mikey says that Blake winked at him again. (Fuck Ted! Take the hint. Get your wooly mammoth chest over there and talk to the twink.) He tells Ted to ask Blake to dance. Ted says that Blake will say to get a hair transplant and liposuction. Mikey says that he doesn�t need those things. And that nobody would be the cruel to him..well except him. Ted, defeated, says he�s going to go home. Mikey tells Ted that maybe he should go for guys a little more realistic. Ted quips, meaning someone more like him. He gets offended. Mikey realizes he hurt Ted�s feelings, and says that he shouldn�t talk. That he couldn�t get anyone either. Ted says he could if he wanted to. That Mikey is worth so much more than he knows (And it�s true. If only he�d stop being the doormat, stop lying about his sexuality. Accept himself for who he is.) Ted walks away, depressed.
Justin and Daphne are scanning the club from upstairs. Justin spots Brian on the dance floor. Brian loses silver shirt guy yet again.
Ted walks out of Babylon. Blake follows after him and asked if he didn�t want to dance. Ted turns around and feebly states he�s not that good of a dancer. Then he mumbles something to the extent that he didn�t realize Blake was asking. Blake asks if he�s taking off. Ted answers that it�s getting late and that sometimes Babylon can get a little�..Blake finishes his sentence....intense. Ted smiles and says that is a good word. Blake smiles back and his blue eyes light up (OMG�he�s adorable!) Blake wants to know if Ted wants some company. Ted says it�s a little late (stop thinking about Mikey and take the damn twink home!). Ted reconsiders and says yeah, he wants some company. They stand there for a few minutes doing the �Are you sure�I�m sure if you�re sure� routine. Then they head off to Ted�s apartment.
Emmett is still on the search for his beloved Katsu. He spots him at the bar with some gross looking business man. Emmett wants to know what is the meaning of this? Katsu puts a wad of bills up to Emmett�s face and says �Kah-ne, Kah-ne� Then he kisses the business man. Emmett walks away crestfallen.
The phone rings in Muncherland. Melanie answers the phone. Emmett wants to know how to say �tacky little cock sucker� in Japanese. Melanie notes the time and hangs up. She sits up in bed and turns the light on. Linds and the baby are already up. Melanie apologizes for waking them. She has a guilty conscious. Lindsay says she should have stood up to Brian. Melanie says she can handle the compromise of the insurance policy. That Gus can keep his foreskin but will be provided for. Lindsay says they shouldn�t let Brian come between them. That even though he is the father, that she and Mel are the parents. Melanie says that she didn�t really do anything for Gus except say push. Lindsay gets upset and says that she never would have had Gus without Melanie. So, remember that next time she wants to know who comes first.
Back at Babylon, Mikey, Emmett and Brian are standing upstairs on a balcony. Behind them is a large TV screen. Emmett sadly says that the worst thing was not that Katsu was unfaithful or even a slut. No one�s perfect. It�s that he said he loved him. That he lied. Mikey reminds him that he�s the one that said all the stuff about love. And then he apologizes. Emmett wants to know why he always gives his heart away to trash. Brian says because he wants to see it in the dumpster. Emmett glares at him. Brian spots shiny shirt guy on the dance floor down below. He says he�s not getting away this time and walks down the stairs. (Love the song in the background)
Ted walks into his apartment with Blake. They share a few awkward words. Ted offers Blake a beer. But he doesn�t drink. He just wants water. They sit together on the couch. Blake asks Ted if he knows he�s sexy. Ted says frankly, no. Blake says that�s why he is. Blake touches Ted�s face and then they kiss.
On the dance floor. Brian FINALLY tags shiny shirt guy. He whispers something in the guy�s ear and they start dancing. Emmett and Mikey are watching from above. Emmett says he�s a bastard. Mikey is amazed that he doesn�t even have to try.
Justin and Daphne notice that Brian�s dancing with the guy. Justin looks as if he wants to murder someone.
Ted and Blake are going at it on the couch. Blake sits up and Ted is afraid that he�s going to leave. Blake doesn�t. Instead he pulls a vile of clear liquid out of his pocket. Ted wants to know what it is. Blake says it�s GHB and want to know if Ted has ever used it before. Ted lies �. occasionally. Blake says that sex is awesome on it and he puts some in the glass of water. He hands it to Ted and tells him to go first. Ted downs the water like it�s�.water. Blake grabs the glass from him. Ted says he doesn�t feel anything and they start making out again.
Back on the dance floor. This really fucking hot guy, who is sooooo my type, points a finger at Brian like he�s sited his target. Brian licks his lips. Up above, Emmett says there�s no way he will be able to pull it off. Mikey is assured that he can. The really hot guy dances up to Brian and the silver shirt guy. Brian takes one guy in each arm and whispers something in the hot guy�s ear. Emmett wants to know what he says. Mikey doesn�t know, but that Brian says it for all of them.
Ted and Blake are really going at it now. Except Ted is starting to feel funny. Blake wants to know if he�s OK. Ted stands up. He looks over at a picture of the boys together and then crashes face down onto the floor.
At Babylon, Justin watches, in dismay, as Brian dances with both of his tricks. Daphne wants to know if Brian is going to �do� both of them. Justin says that Brian can do whatever he wants. But then, so can Justin. And he does. Justin starts to unbutton his shirt and walks down the stairs. Daphne wants to know what he�s doing. But he doesn�t answer. Instead he takes off his shirt and throws it into the crowd. Let�s Hear It For the Boy is playing in the background and glitter falls from the sky. He walks to the dance floor, confidently. He spots Brian with is two tricks and then starts gettin� his groove on. He turns his back to the guys, and seductively glances over at them, and smiles as he shakes his booty. Justin catches the eye of the shiny shirt guy. Shiny shirt guy dances over to Justin and starts dancing so close he�s just about grinding him on the dance floor. Then the hot guy dances over to get some of the action and the pair make a Justin sandwich. Justin is lovin� it! But Brian isn�t. His little stalker twink is beating him at his own game. Emmett chuckles at the scenario upstairs. Mikey is just baffled.
Back at the apartment. Ted is convulsing. Blake freaks out and leaves him on the floor to die.
Brian�s pissed about the new dance floor development. It seems he�s met his match. Mikey seems a little worried. Brian won�t just dance alone. He�s going to either go after the two guys, or Justin. But who will he pick?
Ted is still lying on his floor like a dead fish.
Brian dances up to the trio. He puts his arms out, then pushes the shiny shirt guy and the hot guy away from Justin. They both back away and start dancing with each other. Brian looks Justin squarely in the eye and starts dancing with him. He grabs Justin around the waste and kisses his neck. Mikey stares down at the couple and shakes his head. Brian picked Justin over the tricks. Meaning that the twink won�t be leaving anytime soon. But worse it�s Brian�s subtle admittance that he has a soft spot for Justin. And that he considers the twink his, and his ONLY. Brian licks Justin�s chest and kisses him squarely in the mouth. Daphne smiles, wide. Justin smiles at Brian and they put their head together (much like Mikey and Brian do). Brian kisses Justin again, then picks him up and twirls him around. (I swear it�s one of the hottest moments on TV. These two have fucking chemistry!) Emmett decides to do his praise Jesus dance. We pan on Mikey as he stares down at the couple in quiet defeat. Brian and Justin are on the screen behind him. They both look up at the screen (or maybe Mikey). Mikey gives a little smile..