 Cats, one of the most efficient and deadliest predators in the world. Seen as beautiful as they are deadly. Ancient Egyptians worshipped them as gods. And now there is another Kat to worship...Stacy Carter, a woman of many talents and who is as deadly as she is beautiful.
Location: Set of the newest George of the Jungle Movie. Today, the blonde bombshell is in a jungle setting where she is dressed in a loincloth and sarong of leopard print cloth as she is seen stalking along the jungle trail. Suddenly, a long haired man swings in front of her making her cringe.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws Watch out for that...
The warning comes too late as he slams into the tree. Suddenly there is a shout of "CUT" as the person that is in the tree pulls himself off it and jumps in front of Stacy as she smiles and walks out of the jungle setting towards a chair that has her name across it and under the name the sign "George of the Jungle 3, Back to the Jungle" on it. Sitting down she is handed a bottle of water from Mark Jindrak who smiles at her dressed in a loin cloth of tiger stripes. She curls her finger, urging him closer and when he bends down, she kisses him slowly. She lets him go and then crosses her legs as she starts to read a magazine while they redo some of her make up and hair. A cellphone playing Dixie is heard and Jindrak takes the call as Stacy Carter looks over.
Mark Jindrak, Reflection of Perfection Stacy, XWA calling, seems you have a match this week on Raw.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws A match? Finally about time. Did they say who the match was against?
Mark Jindrak, Reflection of Perfection It's a fatal fourway babe, you have to face three other women. Lita, Trish Stratus and Bobbi Billard.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws Just peachy...having to face those three. Like I don't have enough to worry about with this shoot, now I have to get into a gym to get some training in. I know that I may look like purrfection but I do still need some training. After all, these women have been wrestling a lot longer than I have and more recently. What am I suppose to do Mark?
Jindrak starts to rub her shoulders as she slumps into the seat.
Mark Jindrak, Reflection of Perfection You will do fine baby. They don't have your skills and they defintely don't have the claws to match you. Just thing about it Stac, you were the women's champion before and when you win this match, you will be one step closer to the title once again. You know you got this one babe, after all, it is only Lita and Trish and Bobbi...scratching posts, all of them.
Kat nods and then smiles at Mark who leans down to whisper something in her ear. Blushing a bit, Kat is about to reply when she and Jindrak are called back onto the set where the George of the Jungle group are standing. A pair of black panthers are seen waiting. Moving into the shot, Kat lays on the throne of the Cats. Moving into the shot, Mark stands behind her as the King of Cats as Kat is Queen. The director yells action as George walks into the scene.
George of Jungle George need help of Queen of Cats to fight Lyle for Ursula. Queen help George?
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws Of course George. I will help any way I can. Ape told me all about that Lyle person.
George of Jungle George handle Lyle, Queen of Cats just need to stop sale of jungle.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws I'll do what I can
The Narrator, the Voice of Doom And so, with the help of the Queen and King of Cats, George would be able to save the jungle, reunite with his jungle queen and hand over the kingdom to his son George.
They all look around as the voice speaks and George smiles
George of Jungle Narrator always tell people what is going on.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws How did you manage to get a narrator?
George of Jungle George just lucky I guess.
The scene ends as the director yells "Cut and That's a Wrap." Kat and Mark shake hands with George and walk off the set towards their trailer as the George of the Jungle theme plays.
 Location: In the ring The fans of XWA are in the arena. There is a general hum as people talk and waves and shout to friends. Suddenly, "Girl all the Bad Guys Want" fills the arena and pyros begin to go off as a blonde walks out on the ramp. A loud cheer begins as the fans recognize the person that is walking down the ramp. Inside the ring, the announcer has brought their mic to their lips.
Gary Michael Capetta, Introducer Ladies and Gentlemen...Introducing...THE KAT!!!
Climbing the ringsteps and walking along the apron, Kat waits as she looks at the announcer with a smile. He stands there dumbly until his realizes that she wants his help getting into the ring. He rushes over and sits on the middle rope so she can slide inside. Capetta hands her the mic and leaves the ring as she paces around and waves to the fans. Stopping right in the middle of the ring, she smiles as she brings the mic to her lips. She is about to say something when the cheers get louder causing her to laugh and roll her eyes as she waves for them to stop. It quiets enough so she begins again.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws Hello everyone! Finally the Kat is back where she belongs...in the middle of the ring. It's been a long time but baby, this Kat felt the itch to return and being the Kat that she is, needed to do some scratching.
The fans start to cheer again and she motions for them to stop.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws Now my opponents have been heard...loud and proud, but they haven't heard from me yet. But now I am out here to lay it on the line and there isn't a damn thing any of those women can do about it. Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws You see, I thought for a moment or two that I was in over my head. That I, little Kat wouldn't be able to hang with the likes of Lita...or Trish Stratus...or Bobbi Billard. Then I thought about it more and I realized that they are just like me. Women who are out for one thing and one thing only...the XWA Diva title. But you see, they are making a big mistake in one thing. They aren't worried about the Kat...they think that I am not a force to be reckoned with. But that is alright. What they don't know is going to knock them on their asses.
Kat begins to pace around the ring as she has her head down thinking.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws First off, we have Bobbi Billard. A woman that joined two rather good looking men in Kapital Punishment. Smart move Bobbi...or not considering that you are knocking boots with the Boss's boy. That right there put a target on your ass. So right now you have Dawn Marie watching you like a hawk and making deals with your opponents...well, other opponents. I haven't talked to or heard from Dawn Marie about our match so that means you just might be safe from me. But I got a secret for you Bobbi...I think that Dawn Marie has sicced Lita and Trish on you. Now, I am going to do the smart thing and stay right out of the little catfight that is starting between you and Dawn. But that won't mean that I won't take the fight to you in this match on Raw. You see, I may keep my nose clean when it comes to relationship problems like what you have but when it comes to winning matches, then there isn't anything I wouldn't do. Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws Oh and before you bring up the fact that I married Jerry Lawler, yes, I did marry the King. And yes we did get divorced. And now I am a single Kat once more...well, not single but the man in my life is not Jerry Lawler so ladies, let's just get off that whole subject. That is old news. And not relevant anymore. And if you think that hearing about how Jerry dumped me or I dumped him is going to be something that will make me pull my hair out and cry... ~Kat balls up her fist and pretends to rub at her eye~ Oh boo hoo...I am going to lose the match because the divas I face brought up the fact that I was with Jerry Lawler before. ~She stops and smiles into the camera~ Sorry to tell you that just won't work. Jerry and I are the past...this Kat is today and this Kat is ready to once again be champion. Guess that means that you three against me on Raw are just going to be SOL huh?
Kat begins to pace again as the fans cheer and shout. Waiting for them to stop, she smiles and looks over the fans. They finally quiet so she can continue.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws And as for Lita, the Queen of Extreme...Do you even know what it means to face the Kat? You may be extreme...whoop di doo...you may think that I am nothing...how did you put it? "One of those girls." Yeah, I was one of those girls...the eye candy that you speak of. And when I was eye candy in the WWF/E, I was women's champion. But since then, I have been training. I have been learning. I have been getting the skills that I lacked. And now, I am not just eyecandy. I have claws and I intend to use them to my advantage. And that is to win. I am not eye candy anymore Lita. I am a huntress on the trail of a title and that means that I will scratch and claw my way through any and all that get in my way. And on Raw, that will be you and Bobbi and Trish.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws And speaking of Trish...the Canadian bitch you call her. Well yeah, she is a dawg for sure. But that doesn't mean that I am going to be scared of her. Because you know what? Trish is all hype. I will give her the fact that she can wrestle. I will give her the fact that she is a former multiple champion...and I will even give her the fact that she is a prudish, jealous woman with no sense of adventure. Living off old glories of being a six time champion. That is all well and good but when it comes to this Saturday on Raw...you will be on your back looking up at the pwetty wittle ringlights just like Lita and Bobbi.
Kat points upwards as she strikes a pose and smiles. The fans start laughing and cheering. She giggles and begins to pace along the ropes and then sits up on turnbuckle. She crosses her legs and then poses.
Stacy Carter, Sex Kitten with Claws Now...we all know that Saturday is going to have Lita and Trish concentrating on Bobbi and all three of them ignoring me. And believe it or not, I am probably the one they will have to watch the closest because I am the one with the claws. And I am more than ready to use them.
Kat smiles as she tosses the mic over her shoulder towards a technician. Fans scream her name, chanting Kat as she jumps off the turnbuckle and heads out of the ring. Kat smiles as she slides out of the ring and climbs down the steps. Walking up the ramp, she turns at the very top of the ramp and waves as "Girl all the Bad Guys Want" plays. Ducking through the curtain, Kat heads backstage as the scene fades out.
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